Tuesday, October 3, 2006

Kaylee thinks Simon was a bottle baby, but, as always, something interrupts their fun. *Adult Theme*


This is part of a prompt table I am working on. You can find it Here. All the stories from it are standalones unless otherwise noted.

Notes: Post film.

---------------- 14.Breast

“You were a bottle baby, weren’t ya?” Kaylee giggled as she threaded her fingers into Simon’s dark hair and scrunched her eyes shut. What he could do with his mouth and tongue amazed her and as she trembled from the little electric jolts currently shooting through her body, she suddenly didn’t care if he answered her question or not.

Simon, for his part, had no intention of responding. His mouth was currently otherwise occupied, and by the insistent tug of Kaylee’s hands in his hair, he figured she’d rather him continue rather than lift his head from her breast and answer her question.

Kaylee’s mouth fell open and her fingers tightened in his dark hair, encouraging him to continue, but at the same time wanting him to stop and move on. Her eyelids fluttered as his tongue swirled around one rosy nipple, while his fingers rubbed and pinched at its twin.

Her breasts had always been real sensitive, but she’d never really been with boys who exploited that particular trait. Most of her guys had gone straight for the payoff, and while she’d never minded, being a fan of intercourse herself, she had to admit, when she could form a coherent thought, that Simon’s attentiveness easily dwarfed those of all her previous lovers put together.

“Mmm, Simon. That’s good,” Kaylee breathed. Her hips shifted restlessly atop the mattress as his fingers slowly traveled downward, ghosting over her stomach, before sliding lower.

“That’s the idea,” he whispered, only breaking his motion for a moment to speak and then continuing.

“You’re – just –“ Kaylee struggled for words as his fingers danced along her inner thighs. She could feel him smile against her skin and heaved another huge breath before continuing. “Where you learn how to sex me so good?”

“We’re not having sex at the moment, Kaylee,” Simon said without looking up at her, simply turned his attention to her other breast as his fingers drew slow circles along the insides of her thighs.

Kaylee impatiently moved her hips in an attempt to push his fingers closer to their inevitable destination. “Ain’t what I’m meanin’, Simon, an’ you know it.”

Simon chuckled at her frustration and only lifted his head when her hands tugged at his hair and forced him to do so. When their eyes met, Simon felt a tremor of anticipation surge through his body and pool straight in his groin.

“How you make me feel so good?”

Simon brushed his thumb across her pebbled nipple exacting a soft whimper. “Like this?”

“Ain’t never been with anyone who done that before.”

Simon raised his eyebrows. “Done what?” He dipped his head and placed an open-mouthed kiss to the breast closest to his mouth. When he looked up again, her eyes were smoldering with desire and a bit of wonder.

“Most guys don’t – play with ‘em so much.”

During the last few months, he’d learned a lot about what she liked, and that there was not much – anything really – that she didn’t. But, they’d never really talked about it before. It tended to just be an unspoken thing between them as they experimented with their new relationship. He loved to touch her, everywhere, with his mouth or his hands it didn’t matter. He loved intercourse, but there was just something about the little noises she made when he paid attention to other portions of her body that excited him far beyond any ability to explain.

A smile twitched at the corner of Simon’s mouth, but a sliver of nervousness prevented the smile from spreading into his eyes. “Would you – prefer I didn’t?”

“No!” Kaylee said quickly, her eyes widening with surprise. “Don’t want you to stop. Feels too good.” She wiggled her hips to encourage him to continue touching her and grinned sheepishly down at him. “Ain’t never been so good.”

That smile reached his eyes then and he dipped his head to wrap his mouth around the closest rosy nipple as his fingers continued their exploration of her lower region.


Kaylee tensed just as his fingers ghosted over her moist flesh at the apex of her thighs. She could feel his groan reverberate through her breast and tightened her hand in his hair to keep him from moving.

They ignored the knocking on his bunk door but when his fingers slipped between the wet folds, probing gently, the cries from outside the room strengthened, finally causing his fingers to still and him to wrinkle his nose in annoyance.

“Tian xiao de!” Simon hissed as he raised his head from her chest.

Kaylee giggled as his reaction, though she would have used a far more graphic expletive. “They don’t care, sweetie.”

“Simon!” River’s voice echoed through his small bunk. “Captain needs you in the cargo bay right now!”

Simon closed his eyes and rested his forehead against the soft swell of Kaylee’s breast and grinned when one of Kaylee hands slid down and guided his hand right to where she wanted it. Her hips arched up as she pressed his thumb against that sensitive little bundle of nerves.

“Simon, the mare is foaling!”

“Wo zai qian shi yi ding re dao shen me ren le?” Simon muttered as he glared toward the shadow he could see waiting impatiently on the other side of the closed door.

“She needs you!” River’s voice called.

“I need ya too,” Kaylee panted as she rolled her hips against his hand.

Simon took a deep breath, shot Kaylee a frown when he realized that she was forcing him to make a choice, and yelled, “I’m not a veterinarian!”

“You’re the only one who knows how to deliver a baby!”

Simon considered multiple different retorts, but gawked down at Kaylee when she brought his damp fingers to her mouth and licked them clean, swirling her tongue around them teasingly before lifting her twinkling eyes to his. “She’s right, you know.”

Extricating himself from Kaylee’s embrace was not easy, nor did he manage it with any kind of grace whatsoever. His legs tangled in the sheets, and Kaylee grinned as Simon grumbled beneath his breath. He marched across the room to find some clothes and when he turned around noticed Kaylee watching him with a determined eye. “She always is. That’s what’s so annoying.”

Simon shrugged into some clothes and turned back to Kaylee, who lay beautifully spread out atop his bed – naked – and had made no move to cover herself. “I’ve considered threatening the Captain’s life if he takes on livestock ever again.”


Simon glared at the closed door. “Bi zui xiao gui! I’m coming.”

Outside the door, River giggled girlishly, knowing it was wholly inappropriate to be spying on, and interrupting, her brother’s intimate moments. “Not right now you’re not.”


By the time Simon was done, the entire crew was standing around the pen they had sectioned off to keep the new mother and baby safe.

“Little soul, big world,” River smiled as she leaned over the metal railing and regarded the foal currently suckling its mother.

Jayne wrinkled his nose as Simon stood and backed toward the rail. “You stink.”

Simon glared at the mercenary but Kaylee wrapped her arms around Simon’s neck and kissed his mouth anyway. “Birthing a baby isn’t at all clean work.”

River grinned at her brother and leaned forward, carefully not touching him lest she get his stink all over her, said, “Neither is making one.”

Simon’s mouth fell open as River wiggled her eyebrows, glanced toward the suckling foal, and gave Kaylee a pointed look that spoke volumes.



Chinese Translations:

Tian xiao de - in the name of all that's sacred Wo zai qian shi yi ding re dao shen me ren le bao - I annoyed someone in a past life, didn't I? Bi zui – shut up Xiao gui – little demon


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Tuesday, October 3, 2006 5:40 AM


God. The guy is never gonna catch a break, is he? They should steal Serenity and elope - Simon gets Kaylee, Kaylee gets the ship, and Mal gets really pissed off, which is funny.

Everyone wins!

Tuesday, October 3, 2006 6:05 AM


Just when Simon and Kaylee are having a moment, and talking while have a bit of fun, there's always something!

I think Simon should threaten Mal's life if he ever takes on livestock again - aside from the smell, Simon is not a vet!

I love these little snippets - what's next, hmmm?

Tuesday, October 3, 2006 8:49 AM


Aww...I was kinda hoping Simon would answer Kaylee's question;)

Brilliant stuff once again, Leiasky! Definitely could see this as something the writers would have done if the show had carried on long enough;)


Tuesday, October 3, 2006 2:38 PM


Great, great only get the nine because you let the horse come between them! LOL Very hot stuff , and you keep deliverin'! :D

Tuesday, October 3, 2006 2:53 PM


Wow... I didn't realize how much I missed Silee smut... excellent work here :)

Tuesday, October 3, 2006 4:30 PM


Awesome, the poor kids just can't catch a break can they?

Thursday, October 5, 2006 6:24 AM


“I’ve considered threatening the Captain’s life if he takes on livestock ever again.”
~ Very good line.

“Bi zui xiao gui! I’m coming.”
“Not right now you’re not.”

Yay for bratty and always right River, and I liked the story except for my usual pet peeves when it comes to sex scenes.


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