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TRISANAMCGRAW

Son of a Gun
Tuesday, April 22, 2003

Jayne-fic for LiveJournal ff_friday challenge. April 11's subject: childhood.


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2732    RATING: 5    SERIES: FIREFLY

Author’s Note: Inspired by TaraLJC’s genius LiveJournal ff_friday (that's the name you enter in on the site) challenge, this ficlet (clocking in at 553 words, not including author’s note) addresses the subject of childhood. I personally think the idea’s a bit clichéd, but I haven’t seen it written yet, so here goes. Set sometime in the near future, maybe a few months after "Objects in Space."

Son of a Gun

By Trisana McGraw

For once, trouble came before the crew of Serenity, as they found when they landed on Hestia. Unfortunately, that didn’t make things go any less smooth. Some mercenaries, who had landed a week before them, were terrorizing the capital town, and the distressed mayor would pay anybody, regardless of their own occupation similar to that of the ruffians tearing up his town, a healthy sum to get the mercenaries out of there.

The skirmish was a dirty one, not just because of the style of fighting. Somehow, as they moved out of the saloon, it shifted from a bar brawl into a full-on wrestling match in the mud. No one had escaped clean, but at least in the end Mal was the one standing over his opponent, who lay face-down in the muck, his gun in Mal’s hand. Zoe had also successfully disarmed her man; and Mal could guess that Jayne was finishing up his business, as the big man pummeled his smaller attacker until the man dropped to the ground, out cold.

Already a crowd of spectators had assembled and was watching the fight, wide-eyed, not taking a step toward the fray. When all of the offenders lay unconscious in the mud, a dirty-faced woman clutching a small bundle to her cautiously took a step forward, her eyes darting from the fallen men to Mal and his filthy crew.

"Th – thank you so much," the words tumbled out of her, as she pressed the bundle – which turned out to be a little baby – closer to her chest. "Your crew – they’re amazing."

Mal couldn’t help but grin. "Thanks –" he started, but the woman edged past him without listening and continued speaking to someone else.

"I just landed here, and I was so afraid that they would hurt me. But I should have known things would be fine with you here." With a start, Mal saw that she was directing her words towards Jayne, who took no notice of the woman and instead kicked the unconscious man onto his back and started searching his clothes.

The woman made what sounded like a sigh of admiration. "Jayne, you and your crew saved the day, once again."

"I what?" For the first time, Jayne looked up, and he immediately stopped looting the fallen man. The woman before him looked vaguely familiar, but he couldn’t place her.

The woman was rocking her baby and cooing softly to it. "See, your daddy’s a hero. He’s the Hero of Canton."

"Your – what?" Jayne shouted. Suddenly he remembered where he had seen the woman: in that gorram town where everyone worshipped him. She’d been especially willing to please the Hero of Canton that night – and now she was holding a baby?! "Tamade," he hissed, furiously smacking the unconscious man for emphasis as he stumbled to his feet.

The smile dropped from the woman’s face. "No language around the baby," she ordered sternly. Walking back to the motionless crowd, she retrieved a duffel bag and dropped it at Jayne’s feet. "So, where’s your ship?" she asked.

"My – wha –" he stammered, his brain having lost all ability to function. As Zoe and Mal brushed past him, chuckling to themselves, he heard the captain mutter, "I pity the child."

"Shut up," Jayne growled, at a loss to say much more. Right now he would have gladly traded places with the man in the mud.

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