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Thursday, July 29, 2010

So there's a Scientologist living upstairs from me. (Loooooong story how I know that.) Now, I am an open-minded person. But DAAAAAAAAAAAMN that freaks me out. (Sorry, I just don't trust any religion that requires you to pay to "ascend" to new levels.)

I have never seen this guy in person. But from what I hear, I am guessing that he is nine feet tall, weighs a ton, wears steel-toed work boots 24/7, and has a hearing problem that necessitates keeping his TV and/or stereo playing at full volume, even at 2:30 in the morning.

So yeah, I have an intense desire to throttle this guy and it has nothing to do with his creepy-ass religion.


Friday, July 30, 2010 5:10 AM


HA! Okay, that's pretty funny. Although as someone of primarily Scottish descent, I do feel compelled to point out that when played correctly (and it is almost never played correctly) the bagpipe is a very beautiful instrument lol.

And that's one thing, but from what I understand, Scientology requires members to pay in order to ascend and learn new "secrets" about the aliens they worship. Screams "cult" to me.

Thursday, July 29, 2010 7:50 PM


Hmm. Some Christian sects allow you to pay money to the church for various writs of forgiveness or repentance. Buying a stairway to heaven.

But my sympathies for the loud. Reminds me of a joke I heard once...

So this scottish guy is meeting his friend who recently moved to America. He asks him how he likes it here.

His friend looks troubled and says "well, I like it all right, the weather's fine and my job pays well, but my neighbors are a little odd. The guy to my left I hear him constantly saying "Why god why," the guy above me screams, the guy to me right bangs his head against the wall, and the guy below me is always pounding on the ceiling."

His friend felt very sympathic for his plight, offered some words of comfort. Well that's too bad!" he says, "How do you cope with that?"

And the first Scottish guy shrugs and says, "Well, it doesn't bother me too much. I just stay up all night playing the bagpipes."


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