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Monday, December 22, 2008

The Train Job

MAL: I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge -- not an ideal location -- thinkin' a place in the middle.

MAL: I'm thinkin' you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'til we go away?

MAL: Drunks are so cute.

MAL: See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety.

MAL: Well, they tell you never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hilarious.

RIVER: Mal, bad. In the Latin.

MAL: ...shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzys or some such?
BOOK: Oh, I've got heathens aplenty right here.

INARA: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
MAL: That it was manly and impulsive?

MAL: Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

NISKA: You do not like I kill this man.
MAL: Oh, no. I'm sure he was a very bad person.
NISKA: My wife's nephew. At dinner, I'm getting earful.

ZOE: Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

MAL: Hell, this job I would pull for free.
ZOE: Can I have your share?
MAL: No.
ZOE: If you die, can I have your share?
MAL: Yes.

KAYLEE: There's no call to be snappy, Jayne.
JAYNE: You about to jump on a movin' train?

JAYNE: Time for some thrilling heroics.

JAYNE: These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

RIVER: Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

MAL: Whatever happens, remember I love you.
ZOE: Sir?
MAL: Because you're my wife.
ZOE: Right. Sir. Honey.

WASH: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

MAL: Nice shot.
JAYNE: I was aiming for his head.


Monday, December 22, 2008 6:43 AM


very nice

Monday, December 22, 2008 6:04 AM


Ok. I happen to love all of these.


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