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I'm sweating and I'm not even having sex!
Thursday, May 20, 2004

A few months ago there was this tread about all the problems that Firefly has. One that i kept seeing over and over and over and OVER again was in HoG that Mal and whats-her-face we're sweating too much during the sex scene. The arguments were that it was night time and so the temperature would drop and they wouldn't sweat. Besides it wasn't like they were banging that vigoursly anyway. I saw all this and didn't think to much about it.

Well, I'm here to set the record straight. I myself am a desert dweller. Last night i kicked all the blankets off the bed, turned on two fans, and took all my clothes off.

I was still sweating.

If, hypotheticly, i was having sex, I would be sweating A LOT.

So you see, desert temperatures don't drop that much at night and Joss is an artistic genious.

Just thought I should let you know.

COMMENTS

Tuesday, August 31, 2004 9:44 AM

LEXIBLOCK


I think its a pity static has to ask his wife about it ;)

Saturday, June 12, 2004 5:37 AM

STATIC


All I gotta say is .. .

Anyone who thinks you don't sweat like mad during really good sex. . .no matter WHAT the temperature. . .has NEVER HAD REALLY GOOD SEX!!!

If you think I'm wrong. . .ask my wife.

Nyah.

Saturday, May 22, 2004 12:42 PM

HUMBLE


HMMMMMM. I need a cigarette and possibly a shower!! Sex, desert, sweating, and Melinda Clarke. Works for me.

Saturday, May 22, 2004 12:39 PM

QUICKSAND


I do what I can. ;)

Friday, May 21, 2004 10:22 PM

WELA


Here's to Quicksand: !

Friday, May 21, 2004 8:47 PM

QUICKSAND


I'd like to submit a theory you seem to all have missed:

What if it was really, really GOOD sex?

I'm not talking about the "Mm, that was nice, you want to order Chinese Food?" variety, but rather the intense, eyes-are-locked, bodies-so-motionless-they-quiver, variety.

Here's a completely jaded woman, and someone has actually caught her eye. And here's Mal, who hasn't done this "in a really, really long while" ('Our Mrs. Reynolds').

All I'm sayin' is... when you get it on with the ONE for the first time, there's that nervousness, fear, anticipation... I'm pretty sure you sweat. I mean, I wouldn't know, bein' a virgin and all.

Friday, May 21, 2004 5:57 PM

GRIMJACK


Well, even if it's really cold if your not sweating during the "sex thing" you might not be putting forth enough effort.

Friday, May 21, 2004 5:30 PM

BURNTHELANDANDBOILTHESEA


This is a truly distrubing thread, that is one detail I think I could have lived with out

Friday, May 21, 2004 12:44 PM

EBONEZER


Shut up Tash.

Friday, May 21, 2004 12:23 PM

SUCCATASH


Naked Ebo?

Friday, May 21, 2004 7:44 AM

HOAGIE


i suppose there are a number of factors to consider in this one. first off you have to wonder about the temperatures in this particular desert. the temperature flux between day and night may not be as drastic as in some deserts.

second off, you have to wonder how hot that house was (since it was covered in tin-foil and cling wrap to collect solar energy). that might keep heat inside longer than if they had the windows open and fans running.

third, how hot did she have the temperature set? my roommate is never happy with the temperature unless the cats begin hallucinating and the dinner cooks itself sitting out on the counter. it may be that she is of a similar opinion that she might, in fact, be cold blooded and dependant on external heat to maintain her circulation.

just some thoughts


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