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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

****SERENITY****

MAL: Ready?
ZOE: Always.
MAL: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw.

WASH: This is a Fertile land and we will thrive...
WASH (as stegosaurus): We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.
WASH (as T-Rex): I think we should call it... your grave!
WASH (as stegosaurus): Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
WASH (as T-Rex): Ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!

WASH: I'd say worth a little risk.
JAYNE: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there.

WASH: I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

JAYNE: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please?
MAL: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

ZOE: I know something ain't right.
WASH: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

WASH: Just a couple of days lying around, you with the bathing. Me with the watching you bathe.

MAL: And I'd like to be king of all Londinum and wear a shiny hat.

KAYLEE: Compression coil busts, we're drifting...
MAL: Best not bust, then.

MAL: Well, maybe I'm not a fancy gentleman like you with your... very fine hat.

JAYNE: I don't understand why we didn't leave that sumbitch in a pool of his own blood.
MAL: We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

JAYNE: Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

MAL: We got protein in all the colors of the rainbow.

MAL: Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.

MAL: Been a long time since Patience shot me and that was due to a perfectly legitimate conflict of interest. I got no grudge.

MAL: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em.
ZOE: Shoot 'em?
MAL: Politely.

JAYNE: Little Kaylee here just wishes you was a gynecologist.

BOOK: brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.

MAL: This is not my best day ever.

SIMON: Can you move your feet? Kaylee. Stay with me. Can you move your feet?
KAYLEE: Are you asking me to dance...?

MAL: This is over, you and me are gonna have a personal chat.
SIMON: Won't that be fun.

MAL: Huh.

SIMON: I need to check her vitals.
MAL: Oh, is that what they call it?

WASH: Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?

MAL: Now you only gotta scare him.
JAYNE: Pain is scary.

JAYNE: Was gonna get me an ear, too.

ZOE: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

MAL: Gettin' awful crowded in my sky.

KAYLEE: You're nice, too.
MAL: No, I'm not. I'm a mean old man.

INARA: I gave the boy a free thrust, since he's not long for this world.

SIMON: That man's psychotic.

MAL: Oh... I'm a bad man.

MAL: Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain... bullets.

MAL: I believe that woman's planning to shoot me again.

JAYNE: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first?
WASH: It is her turn.

ZOE: Nice place for an ambush.

JAYNE: Testing. Testing, Captain, can you hear me?
MAL: I'm standing right here.
JAYNE: You're coming through good and loud.
MAL: 'Cause I'm standing right here.
JAYNE: Sure you don't just wanna piss yourself and back down like you did with Badger?

ZOE: She still has the advantage over us.
MAL: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.

MAL: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.
ZOE: Thanks for sayin', sir.

WASH: If everybody could just be quiet a moment...

WASH: I don't mean to alarm anybody... but I think... we're being followed.

ZOE: Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
WASH: Work, work, work...

RIVER: I didn't think you'd come for me.
SIMON: Well, you're a dummy.

MAL: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne?
JAYNE: Money wasn't good enough.
MAL: What happens when it is?
JAYNE: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

MAL: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

MAL: We're still flying.
SIMON: That's not much.
MAL: It's enough.

MAL: What? The doctor! Oh. Hey! Is there, is there a reward?

****TRAIN JOB****

THUG: I'm thinkin' you're one a' them Independents.
MAL: And I'm thinkin' you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'til we go away?

WASH: Everyone go inside or we will blow a new crater in this tiny moon.

MAL: See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety.

MAL: Well, they tell you never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hilarious.

MAL: ...shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzys or some such?
BOOK: Oh, I've got heathens aplenty right here.

INARA: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
MAL: That it was manly and impulsive?
INARA: Except that the exact word I used was "don't".

MAL: Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

ZOE: Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

MAL: Hell, this job I would pull for free.
ZOE: Can I have your share?
MAL: No.
ZOE: If you die, can I have your share?
MAL: Yes.

KAYLEE: There's no call to be snappy, Jayne.
JAYNE: Are you about to jump onto a movin' train?

JAYNE: Time for some thrilling heroics.

JAYNE: These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

RIVER: Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

MAL: Whatever happens, remember I love you.
ZOE: Sir?
MAL: Because you're my wife.
ZOE: Right. Sir. Honey.

WASH: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

MAL: Nice shot.
JAYNE: I was aiming for his head.

COMMENTS

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 5:26 PM

VINTERDRAKEN

WASH: This is a Fertile land and we will thrive...
WASH (as stegosaurus): We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.
WASH (as T-Rex): I think we should call it... your grave!
WASH (as stegosaurus): Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
WASH (as T-Rex): Ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!

Damn, that cracks me up every time ;)

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 5:26 PM

VINTERDRAKEN

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 5:26 PM