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I've got Big Christmas Balls
Wednesday, December 3, 2003

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest Christmas balls of all

I've got big Christmas balls
I've got big Christmas balls
They're such big Christmas balls
And they're dirty big Christmas balls
And he's got big Christmas balls
And she's got big Christmas balls
(But I've got the biggest Christmas balls of them all)

And my Christmas balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great Christmas balls of fire

I've got big Christmas balls
Oh I've got big Christmas balls
And they're such big Christmas balls
Dirty big Christmas balls
And he's got big Christmas balls
And she's got big Christmas balls
(But I've got the biggest Christmas balls of them all)

Some Christmas balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the Christmas balls that I like best
My Christmas balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big Christmas balls
Should be held every night

I've got big Christmas balls
I've got big Christmas balls
I've got big Christmas balls
Dirty big Christmas balls
He's got big Christmas balls
She's got big Christmas balls
(But I've got the biggest Christmas balls of them all)


Yep, I wish AC/DC would do a Christmas album.

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Friday, March 26, 2004 5:41 PM

KAYLEESMAN


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