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CaptBryan

Well that was smart really really smart...
Saturday, January 28, 2006

We were checkin out the weaponary on my new shuttle...you know figurin out which thing does what...we found out how ta turn'em on an off get the tracker for siteing up an goin...then Evans walks out in front of the damn thing picks up a piece of crate sidin we were using to target holds it up over his head and starts movin it around so he could watch the Cannons move on the fins then !!!BOOM!!! he looses a hand...its gone there aint nothin left to sew back on or nuthin...!!!HOLY SHIT!!!...Im hearing the generators windin back up to fire another shot so me and Drew are flippin switchs and turnin knobs tryin ta shut the damn thing off before it shoots a hole in the hull...to late...!!!BOOM!!!...!!!!WORDS NO MORTAL MAN SHOULD SPEAK!!!!...Im tastin fear...the damn things windin up ta pop another round...Then Drew finally gets it shut down...we run down to where Evans sat ... Hes spurtin blood outta his left wrist...and howlin in laughter pointin with his Right hand at the crate of tampons that is now lodged securly in the hole in the port sidea my ship...hes in shock right...so I take care of Evans and have Lou plota course the the nearest Medstation...

After we got our schieves cleaned out I looked at the crate of tampons that was savin us from almost certain doom...I got ta thinkin...I wonder if I gotta capture of this and sent it to the tampon makers...It would make great advertisment and They might even pay a little for it...

After we got over the moment of crappin our pants...the Cook cuddles up close ta me under my arm...as we watch Drew sew up and corterise Evans left wrist...she said "Captain Bryan...Will you make me your wife?"...just like that...hmm

Hmm.

COMMENTS

Saturday, January 28, 2006 4:25 PM

COWGIRL


I love it that the cook proposed to you Captn. That's very shiny and a nice development. Can't wait to hear what you're going to answer!

Saturday, January 28, 2006 2:48 AM

SHINYTALENT


WOW Captn, wish my life was half as interesting as yours was.
Though I don't fancy getting my hand blown off
The getting married part would be so shiny!


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