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I guess that old Earth superstiton about Friday the 13th is
Saturday, January 14, 2006

BS...

I had a great day yesterday...a few of you may have been there to witness.

Although I suffered an extreme hangover from to much party mixed with Tequilla...My eyes felt like they was rollin in sandpaper...My mouth felt like a Portoilet at Bike Week...I had a good 13th.

The crew and I Transfered the fish to the new boat and she's flyin smooth.

AS Yall know I been watchin the cook with a eye that only a man can understand about...And I notice she been spendin a little more time doin speical stuff for me...Now ole Captian here's been round the verse more than movies put out by Disney...so I understand whats goin on here...I got feelins for her that cant be denied...an sometimes they show more than others,but I aint talkin bout just the matin' ...Im sayin there's feelin's here more important than sex.Somethin in my heart cant let this one get away.

So last night I seen her gettin outta the shower and I leave from the people in the chat room and I get real close ta her an I smell her all clean and fresh and feel the heat from the shower commin off her...yeah aint nothin like a clean woman just waitin for me ta get all nasty with...well enuff of that lemme get back to what I was tellin ya...So I tell her whats goin on in my heart,now it didnt come out all perfect an flowery like them fancy dudes in the movies ,I just gave her he best words I knew how ta give and she put them in the order they was needin ta be in...

And then came her smile the kinda smile that pushes all the dark from a mans soul and fills him with a warm fuzzyness like....like ...like kittens... in a basket fulla cotton towels thats just been pulled out the dryer.

I think the rest of the crew is gettin worried about the Captian...aaahhh whata they know...they just dont see whats realy happenin.

The cooks up now she cant find her panties any where, I thought I threw them on the desk last night...Idunno why shes gotta puttem back on I'll just gett'er out of'em again later...
ya know I hired her on bout a year and some months back...I call her the cook...but that aint her real name...I gotta look through my records again ta find out what it is.

COMMENTS

Sunday, January 22, 2006 5:57 PM

CPTJACKMURRAY


I usually have a great day on friday 13th but this time sucked i got turned down before I even asked...long story don't ask

Saturday, January 14, 2006 4:31 AM

TINUVIEL


Hahaha...

Glad your Friday the 13th was all good.

Saturday, January 14, 2006 2:07 AM

HUMBUG


Funny!!!

I haven't had such a laugh since i watched "My Name is Earl" last night.....

We're only on the 2nd episode here in the UK......

Keep on posting.... you're putting a big ole smile on my face... Makes my day...

You know what they say... Laughter is the best medicine...... So I guess that makes you a kinda doctor....?? !!!


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