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saw king kong
Saturday, December 31, 2005

blech-- not an original moment in this three hour thing. Think of the worst grossout bug crap from temple of doom and multiply by ten.....
You know a movie is bad when you make up dialog like "There's no way our 25' monster, who slays three dinosaurs can escape from our chains."
"Why, not?"
"---Cause."
"Oh, yeah this is gonna go good."

COMMENTS

Thursday, January 19, 2006 6:39 AM

BELLONA


and how about the final line:
"it wasn't the planes that got him [look meaningfully at sky. look meaningfully at kong] it was beauty killed the beast."
yeesh. you know it's bad when even having jack black in your flick doesn't help any.

b


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