I AM NOT A GUY! by ebonezer

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ebonezer

I AM NOT A GUY!
Thursday, March 04, 2004

As a female, i would like to make something abundantly clear. I am not a male. I am lacking certain anitomical features required to be a male.

There has been some confusion. So i had to clear that up. Because you all are confused and all.

COMMENTS

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 8:32 AM

QUICKSAND

Don't talk to US about the nice guys being taken.

I'm a dude. And all the hot girls are UNDERAGE.

I'd rather have your problem. At least I could hone my seduction skills. ROWR.

Thursday, March 25, 2004 4:22 AM

TEELABROWN

Glad I could help.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 4:34 PM

EBONEZER

Unconfuse: My new favorite word.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 3:56 AM

TEELABROWN

See, Ebo never told her sex, but because her screen name sounds likes a boy's, people thought she was a boy. Not so. So, she posted this to unconfuse people.

And welcome! Enjoy your stay!

Saturday, March 20, 2004 8:14 AM

TOMTBA2004

Since I am semi new to this site seeing I AM NOt A guy on the boards confused me alitte. also it kinda of does make it a wonder if people are who they say they are. I am 17 MAle and have never said anthing diffrenet online because I tell the truth, unless i get in a fight with some a hole who thinks he can beat me at chess but anyway.can someone tell me the story of this topic?

Monday, March 08, 2004 11:36 AM

CADDOK

Actually, I'm 32. And I never claim to be as young as 17. Ha, you'd get nicked by the feds for sure.

-c

Monday, March 08, 2004 2:54 AM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
There has been some confusion. So i had to clear that up. Because you all are confused and all.

Welcome to my everyday life. I'll say something from Firefly. Everyone but Hero (theheroofcanton is what he is here, but Hero is so much easier.) will ask "What?", of course while Hero and I laugh and laugh. Then I try to explain. Their expression:

I'm underage. Hero's underage. And I bet a few more people her are underage.

Sunday, March 07, 2004 3:32 PM

EBONEZER

yeah, that annonomous person is me.

I wasn't realy paying attention...

Sunday, March 07, 2004 2:48 PM

TEELABROWN

The other anonymous person in front- just out of couriosity, did you forget to sign in?

Underage? Hey, I know a few.

Sunday, March 07, 2004 9:07 AM

STATIC

Okay. . .fine. You're a girl.

Oh. . .wait. . .

are you hot?

(disclaimer: I've been 'in country' for 14 damn months.)

Saturday, March 06, 2004 4:09 AM

TEELABROWN

(Sorry, but it's so hard to resist.)

You are The Mighty Ebonezer! You must rock.

Saturday, March 06, 2004 3:28 AM

TEELABROWN

Might have been mentioned, ebonezer. But you rule too!

Friday, March 05, 2004 3:27 PM

EBONEZER

You people all rule you know that?

Friday, March 05, 2004 2:55 PM

TEELABROWN

I'm so happy people here are friends. We support each other, one big tight group.

Again to the anonymous person in the front- FOR SHAME!!

Friday, March 05, 2004 2:47 PM

TEELABROWN

The anonymous person in the front- she is NOT troll, she is NOT a guy, and what she posts is very funny and wonderful, and is NOT stupid! For shame!

Friday, March 05, 2004 1:08 PM

DRACOS

Well THAT was uncalled for.

Friday, March 05, 2004 5:51 AM

SAINT JAYNE

Unless I'm face to face with you, your gender doesn't concern me. Of course, it obviously matters to you, so I will do my best to use the correct pronouns when refering to you. Perhaps you have such a problem with men because of your long-winded bashing of them?

I... am a beautiful butterfly.

Friday, March 05, 2004 3:07 AM

TEELABROWN

P.S. But that couds just be me,

Friday, March 05, 2004 3:07 AM

TEELABROWN

I'm a mystery inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma-no wait, that's Russia. But I am a mystery, and it should stay that way, mostly.

So sorry if this offeneds. Maybe you should add on to your screen name-female. So it'd be ebonezer-female.

Friday, March 05, 2004 2:09 AM

DRACOS

And Im really Lennin's ghost. I write from my tomb. Some little ingrate just poked my glorious monument with a stick. You just never know with people. I think the problem here though is that you ebonezer, as a female, do not have the trade-mark "femeininish" name, nore do you have "girl" in it anywhere. Its a sad but true thing that we male forum junkies need these signs to properly iddentify a member of the opposite sex.

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