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Thursday, March 4, 2004

Never done one of these before, but why not? I'll start of with something short and then if anyone replies and inflates my ego because I think you actually care what I have to say then I'll write something longer.

Therefore, let The First Blog (TFB) begin.

I was in lab today dissecting a shark with my group and the lab instructor came over to my bench. He pointed out a structure that we hadn't been able to find and I noticed (as I always do) that he wears blue dissecting gloves. Now this is no big news, he always has, but later when another question came up, our T.A. came over; lo and behold today he too was wearing blue dissecting gloves! For the people out there with non-dissecting majors, dissecting gloves are just plain ol'latex gloves given a fancy name. In this case BLUE latex gloves. Well let me tell you, I just about jumped up and did a little dance. I did manage to keep it in however, my lab partners have been a wee bit weary of me ever since the talking cat skull incident, and I wouldn't want to upset them further. But come on people! Two men, blue gloves? And not just any gloves either, the exact same kind! Serendipity! This incident only solidifies Jeremiah's* place as the best T.A. ever. Now if only they'd been wearing black suits instead of lab coats. Oh well...can't have everything at once. This at least will give me something to hopefor (yah, like that'll ever happen).

So I know that everyone has their own Hands of Blue moment, but this was mine and as such will always hold a special place in my heart.

*names have been changed to protect the privacy of everyone involved, By the way, Jeremiah totally touched my bum today, and I'm not entirely sure that it was an accident....heh

Well that was longer than I though it would be, but I'm not forcing you to read this so who cares.

Blue gloves, and bum touches, and skarks, oh my!



Friday, March 5, 2004 3:10 AM


Well, at least the arguement's settled.

Thursday, March 4, 2004 8:21 PM


When you spit in the air, it lands in your face(?)

Truce. You crazy, crazy man.

Thursday, March 4, 2004 8:14 PM


And always remember that even though the cat who couldn't reach the fish says the fish smells, the walls have mice and the mice have ears.

Thursday, March 4, 2004 8:12 PM


My smelly fish do you mean Jerr and the shark preserving chemicals or Tuna? Cause damit Mal, you can't have both.

Thursday, March 4, 2004 8:03 PM


You are soo lucky that I like you as much as I do.

You know what? FINE. You can have Jeremiah, he smells like preserving chemicals anyways. I hope you two are very happy together. Tuna and I certainly will be.

Thursday, March 4, 2004 7:50 PM


Because its just so damn easy!! Suckah! You sad little king of your sad little hill. No one cares about you, they only care about me therefore all potentially intersting things in your life must be transferred over to me for anyone to even care about them.

Seriously though, I know you secretly want Jeremiah and that when you get all jealous its not cause he wants me, but because you want him and you see me as a threat.

I love you darling.


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