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What a "special" DVD...
Sunday, October 23, 2005

Heee. I am endlessly amused by porn.

The newest one my fiance (now manager of a porn store) bought home is a three disc special edition called "Pirates", which is so completely obviously a take off of "Pirates of the Carribean" it's not funny.

Well, okay, maybe it's kinda funny.

I mean, on the box (it has it's own box, fer cryin' out loud) there are pictures of sword fighting skeletons on it (right next to the nekkid, nekkid ladies). Even the cover art is designed to look like Pirates of the Carribean, (just with nekkidness).

What amuses me the most, really, is that the 3 disc special box comes with it's own special features... including (but not limited to)...

* Visual FX, the making of.
* Audio Commentary with the Stars.
* Behind The Scenes.
* Pirates Short.
* Bloopers.
* Casting Video.
* Bios.

Seriously? Exactly what kind of Audio Commentary is going to be on a porn movie?

"Okay, so here is where I was on back..."

"I remember that day: me, Brandy, Shandi, Candy and Drew Berrymore were on our backs..."

"And one time, at porn camp..."

And what kind of Behind the Scenes is that going to be? Do we really want to *see* whatever if it they've deemed too distasteful to actually show in the finalised product?

Bloopers? Really? I can imagine how HIGH-larious they must be...

"Oh Oh OH!"
"Oh, yeah, baby, right there!"
"Yes, YES! YE-- oh, ooops!"

Well, okay, actually they might be funny.

COMMENTS

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 6:56 AM

FIAREYNNE


LOL!! My boyfriend's friend downloaded that movie by accident - he was just looking for pirate movies - and we all had a good laugh. They watched it, but I wasn't really interested in watching porn with my boyfriend's slightly creepy friend there.

Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:05 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Yes, porn is amusing.

I think I'd like the bloopers. Behind the Scenes? not so much...i mean, do I want to know what she had to do to be ready for that shot...no, no I don't.


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