Okay, I'm hard nosed bitca:
#1. I would tell the stripper that if this ever happens again you're calling the police instead of her boyfriend and she can have a police record for all you care.
#2. If your boss is paying you an hourly wage then he HAS to pay over-time, unless he wants to either:
a.) come in and do the over-time work himself.
b.) make you a salaried management at a much higher wage.
c.) get reported to the Federal Dept of Labor, if you are paid an hourly wage, and work 40 hrs per week, then you are entitled to over-time for anything above that: http://library.findlaw.com/1999/Jul/1/128280.html
(I know, people don't want to lose their job over stuff like this...but seems to me that your 'boss' depends on you a lot and wouldn't be so keen on losing you).

Wow, sorry, but I found that f**kn' hi-larious. Hope today goes better.

My wife adds: "That would make a great scene in a movie!"

So, perhaps inbetween dreaming about those greasy guys coming in, you could find time to write a screen play ;)

"at least you can make yours into a gripping anecdote to dine out on (that is the phrase but I've never quite understood it. Do you tell it to the waiter when he brings you the bill for a free meal?)"

"Dining out on it" means the story is so great people will take you to dinner for the opportunity to hear it.

Sorry, the waiter doesn't get to hear it, he's got work to do.

I thought Skeezy was a word.


I know i've used it..it's great!

hope tomorrow is better.
*sends good thoughts for a better day at work*

Mmmm, skeezy meaning something that is both skanky and sleezy I presume. Excellent.

Yeah, you got the fuzzy end of the lollipop yesterday no doubt. But we all have our difficulties with our co-workers, at least you can make yours into a gripping anecdote to dine out on (that is the phrase but I've never quite understood it. Do you tell it to the waiter when he brings you the bill for a free meal?)

Hope today is better for you.

Wow, not only do I love the sarcasm in this, but I love the almost Kevin Smith-esque vision I had of the obscenities over the PA system!

And skeezy should totally be a word!

Oh no, I meant skeezy. It's a word... at least, I use it as a word. So, it's a word in my world.

Sorry about the overtime, but I gotta tell you--

Your day was MUCH more interesting than mine!!

lol . . . I know what happened pissed you off, and it would have torqued the heck out of me. However, hearing about it second hand made it really funny.
I agree with you that no matter whet your job is, you shouldn't drink while working.
Oh! And I love your word, "Skeezy". I don't know is you were meaning sleezy, and made a typo, but I like Skeezy much better.