*is happy* (or, the continuting misadventures of Ebo and Ice Cream Guy
Monday, April 11, 2005

So, um, probably ya'll wont understand, because we have, by now, safely established that Ice Cream Guy is a fucktard. (Ex-ice cream guy actually, he quit Coldstone). Anyways. He asked me to prom. Which is really shiny as he is a Senior and I'm only a Sophmore so i get to brag like crazy over this. Also, he's popular. I'd be willing to bet vital parts of my anatomy that there are a bunch of girls who are thinking, "I wish he would ask me to prom." But he didn't ask them. He asked ME. *gloats* (shut up grey...gray?...no its grey..no its...crap...Shut up Jedi.)

Well, only problem is that it might become a big deal that he asked me. But too damn bad.

Except now I hafta buy a dress. Which means I gotta go shopping. Which is sort of a bummer.

Anyways. I needed to share.

*skips off with joy in her heart and a spring in her step*


Tuesday, April 12, 2005 5:54 PM


Just don't buy your dress in a hotel!(Uhm, just thinking dream sequence here.)
You are likely way cooler than he is Ebo, so just remember that. Be careful, and well, have fun. Twirl even.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005 2:01 PM


I hope you have a great time! I wanna see the dress, you pick. Can I see? :}

Monday, April 11, 2005 11:29 PM


You have to match? Is he going to dye his hair red too? Anyway, sounds like good fun, at least to someone who was ditched by his date one day before our equivalent of a prom (but not nearly such a big deal). And get your gloats in now, there's always plenty of possibilities for prom to turn into a disaster (ask Alan Tudyk for details).

Monday, April 11, 2005 5:15 PM


I have way short hair, so it should be a non-issue.

He can be fucking adorable. He's making this big deal about how we hafta match.

Monday, April 11, 2005 4:19 PM


if you get your hair done and they leave bits down in front, make sure they don't put too much hairspray in the bits or they'll look unnatural. that goes for if you do it yourself too...

fucktards...sometimes they're just so fucking adorable...sorry, my issues:)

Monday, April 11, 2005 1:40 PM


I'm happy you're going to prom...I hope it turns out better than when a Senior asked me to prom ...*sigh* at least he named his daughter after me.

Are you sure you really want to go with fucktard? Are you? He's just such a...well...fucktard.

Have fun. Be safe. Don't do anything I'd do in the treehouse.

Monday, April 11, 2005 1:36 PM


Good for you, Ebo (I think).

Just remember two things:

1) It is possible for anyone to redeem themselves.

2) Some folks never do.

Have fun!
The Real Me


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