Favorite Jayne-ism by MalsDoxy

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Favorite Jayne-ism
Wednesday, January 21, 2004

He has so many...

Smells like crotch

He looked bigger when I couldn't see'im

Pain is scary

That's why I don't kiss'em on the mouth

This is my very favorite gun

List yours

COMMENTS

Monday, March 1, 2004 6:13 PM

THEHEROOFCANTON

Simon: He's finallyt out, Igave him enough drugs to knock out an elephant.

Monday, March 1, 2004 6:11 PM

THEHEROOFCANTON

Mal: nice shot

Jayne: (Slurred) I was aming for his head.

Saturday, January 24, 2004 5:01 PM

STATIC

My favorite, in "Trash". . .

"Anyone there?"
(River pokes her head around the doorjamb)
"Anyone else?"

Saturday, January 24, 2004 6:16 AM

BLUESUNCORPORATEGOON

one of my favorites is from the Ep Jaynestown,when they are all having a drink and Jayne catches this kid staring at him and he says
"Shake yer head boy,yer eyes are stuck....GIT!"
hi-larious
BSCG

Thursday, January 22, 2004 2:31 PM

GUNRUNNER

Another jaine-ism I like is in the bigining of "Jainestown" when he has to remove the gun he has taped to his gut. That look on his face, when he tears off the tape is perfict!!

Thursday, January 22, 2004 2:29 PM

RUSTYBOYROBOT

" I got man parts"

Classic.

Thursday, January 22, 2004 12:03 PM

ASTRIANA

I like:

"You had a riot on account of me?"

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 9:44 PM

BBAY

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain that I go get and beat you with 'till you understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now were' finishing this deal and then maybe, MAYBE we'll come back for those morons, got themselves caught. You can't change that by gettin' all... bendy.

Wash: All what?

Jayne: You got the... the light, from the console, keep you... lift you up. Oh, they shine like... little angels. [Jayne falls out of frame.]

Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 9:38 PM

HUMBLE

In the Train Job where Jayne says to Mal:"I was aiming for his head." The WAY he said it with that Bill Murray- Caddyshack expression on his face. I laugh everytime I see it.

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 8:20 PM

GUNRUNNER

Jane: "What we need is a diverson... I say Zoe gets naked."
Wash "No."
Jane: "I could get naked!"
Everyone: "NO!"

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 5:25 PM

JAGGEDSEVEN

Zoe: "Captain, everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss."

Mal: "There's no bliss. I don't know this girl!"

Jayne: "Then can I know her?"

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 4:32 PM

TEELABROWN

Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the ruttin' chain I beat you with until you know who's in command!

Or something like that.

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 4:09 PM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
This is my very favorite gun

"She's a human being, she has a name."

"So does this! I call her Vera."

Just love that scene!

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 4:08 PM

TEELABROWN

Well, what he said in the end of Ariel was memerable, but not funny. (For those who don't remember, it's "Don't tell them what I did.") It was sincere. But he is very funny, yes.

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 3:32 PM

SAINT JAYNE

Can the man open his mouth without a funny and memorable phrase issuing forth? I think not.

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 3:04 PM

TEELABROWN

I love the the "Pain is scary" line. Thinks it's hi-larious. Also "Sick people are hi-larious." Just so funny, and afterward, "Inara. I bet she has some funny stories", and the conversation that ensues.

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 2:28 PM

BELASERA

"I'll be in my bunk."

I really cannot think of a more perfect Jayne moment.

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