I hope Joss reads this!!!!

POSTED BY: Static
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 4, 2004 18:27
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ASTRIANA

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 5:08 PM

Hope you're enjoying your leave, Static. You better not see this until you get back to Afghanistan - or until you receive word that you're home for good instead!!!

Love & Kisses,
Static's Harem
StaticHarem

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

ASTRIANA

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 8:23 PM

...and back to the top again!

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

WERESPAZ

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 10:31 PM

Spaz does some *bump* maintainence.

"My frog tastes *bumpy*"
-Ralph Wiggam

-The SpAz

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Thursday, February 26, 2004 2:24 AM

shang lai. qu shang (pigeon Chinese for "go up").

ASTRIANA

Thursday, February 26, 2004 5:43 AM

And back to the top again, darlin'.

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

JRC

Thursday, February 26, 2004 9:43 AM

La Dee Dah...La Dee Dah....BUMP!!!! Oooops, sorry. No, not really sorry
Static, you remind me of my sis-in-law and a couple of her friends in Iraq. Shoot straight, and keep your head down.

Talk peace but, carry a BIG stick.

ASTRIANA

Thursday, February 26, 2004 6:08 PM

Always happy to send this back to the top! (Making sure it stays there - hopefully at least for the duration of Static's leave.)

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

ASTRIANA

Thursday, February 26, 2004 9:26 PM

Topping out!

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

JRC

Thursday, February 26, 2004 10:21 PM

Ahhh, the pitter-patter of emails getting BUMPED!!! Get back up there where you belong!

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Thursday, February 26, 2004 11:38 PM

Bounce. This post SHALL defy gravity.

ASTRIANA

Friday, February 27, 2004 3:22 AM

Bouncity-bounce, y'all!

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

JRC

Friday, February 27, 2004 5:04 AM

Uh, Joss, have you read this yet? No? Well, there's only one way for this post to go.........
BUMP!!!!

DECKROID

Friday, February 27, 2004 6:41 AM

tsk tsk tsk... the post is slipping...

ooop, not anymore!

Here's to keeping this post up where it belongs... in the forefront of everyone's sight!

Whoo hoo... Joss et al, read this! C'mon, its a great story! It brings tears to yer eyes, man!

I call her "Vera"

DTT

Friday, February 27, 2004 3:52 PM

bump

"You didn't have to wound that man."
"Yeah, I know. It was just funny."

ASTRIANA

Friday, February 27, 2004 7:27 PM

Wonder if thread is starting feel like a yo-yo?

... up.....

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

ASTRIANA

Friday, February 27, 2004 9:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Astriana:
Wonder if thread is starting feel like a yo-yo?

... up.....

... down ...

... up ... (back to the top you go!)

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Friday, February 27, 2004 11:00 PM

well this yo-yo sure will be going up more than down.

ASTRIANA

Saturday, February 28, 2004 4:06 AM

Sadly, by now Static is probably on his way back to the 'Stan... But here's to ya, sweetie!

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

JRC

Saturday, February 28, 2004 6:39 AM

No power in the 'verse can stop this post.

BUMP!!!

Talk peace but, carry a BIG stick.

SQUEE

Saturday, February 28, 2004 7:32 AM

Hey, guys thanks for all of the bumps! I would have missed this cool story.
Keep flying all, especially our heros fighting for us.

Oh, and *bump*

I'm not broken, in my dream I win...

TEELABROWN

Saturday, February 28, 2004 1:57 PM

Bump matinence, poor thread...

Okay...Static Static's harem.

That's all.

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

WULFHAWK

Saturday, February 28, 2004 6:01 PM

salute

Take my love
Take my land

ASTRIANA

Saturday, February 28, 2004 8:47 PM

Yo-yo to the top!

StaticStatic's Harem

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

ECMORGAN69

Saturday, February 28, 2004 9:46 PM

Welcome home, Static! Glad you're home safe and sound.

Gorram it, you weren't kidding... I did get tears in my eyes reading the story. Be well... you and your band of brothers...

They can have my "Firefly" DVDs when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers....

ECMORGAN69

Saturday, February 28, 2004 10:02 PM

Well, gorramit, I feel like a moron... Static is probably on his way back overseas. Damnit Static, I hope you took my sentiment in the way it was intended, I'm always behind the curve... Be well, and be safe over there Hope you come back to the land of endless DVD-viewing soon

They can have my "Firefly" DVDs when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers....

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Sunday, February 29, 2004 1:32 AM

Well, Static, remain safe for the rest of your tour over there. Keep flyin'! Return safe and sound!

ASTRIANA

Sunday, February 29, 2004 2:50 AM

Sending this back to the top...

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

RKLENSETH

Sunday, February 29, 2004 7:14 AM

I posted this on www.cantr.net/forum. I thought this story was good enough to even share with others that may or may not be Browncoats. I think it is a good idea to post this great story wherever you can. And who knows, perhaps someone who knows Joss or Tim will come across it on a forum totally unrelated to Firefly or any of Whedon's creations.

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Sunday, February 29, 2004 3:11 PM

taking this thread back to the top.

TEELABROWN

Sunday, February 29, 2004 8:25 PM

*bump*

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

ASTRIANA

Sunday, February 29, 2004 11:27 PM

回到上面

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

JRC

Monday, March 1, 2004 5:42 AM

I'm gonna do a "crazy ivan" (sp?) to this post -----
SEE YA AT THE TOP!!!

JHARROD

Monday, March 1, 2004 5:53 AM

Welcome home, enjoy the company of your family, and be merry. Life is good afterall

"They tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occassion hilarious"

DECKROID

Monday, March 1, 2004 6:15 AM

Knock - knock...

Who's there...?

Bump.

Bump Who?

BUMP this baby back topside!

I call her "Vera"

DTT

Monday, March 1, 2004 3:15 PM

SPROOOINNNG!!!!

"You didn't have to wound that man."
"Yeah, I know. It was just funny."

DTT

Monday, March 1, 2004 3:15 PM

oops, stupid double-posting browser.

"You didn't have to wound that man."
"Yeah, I know. It was just funny."

ASTRIANA

Monday, March 1, 2004 5:48 PM

And like the yo-yo it is... Back to the top!

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

ASTRIANA

Monday, March 1, 2004 9:04 PM

Down and back up!

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~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

ASTRIANA

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 12:16 AM

To The Browncoats!

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

TEELABROWN

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 2:25 AM

I second! To the Browncoats!

(Is anyone else thinking of the Train Job bar fight?)

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 4:31 AM

Zoom. Sling this post on up to the top.

SQUEE

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 8:25 AM

You know what else this reminds me of? Pushing the elevator button on the top level of a tall building when you don't really need it

**imagines all of the browncoats taking shifts outside the elevator**

Ding!

I'm not broken, in my dream I win...

JRC

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 8:59 AM

OK, just doin' a little early mornin' maintenance here......
ah, there it goes..........
BUMP!

ASTRIANA

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 2:30 PM

{pushes the elevator button to the top floor}

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

DIGSJAYNE

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 4:52 PM

Dear Static:

I don't think you know me...I'm DigsJayne, from the FF forum on Prospero. Sever327 very kindly posted to us for you, giving a link to your post here. I am so very touched by your story! I can just see you soldiers, Browncoats all, there, together, in the snow, under the flag.

Firefly is, indeed, wonderful and powerful. And Browncoats, everywhere, are the very best.

My congratulations on being allowed to return home. When you return to duty, my prayers shall follow you.

All blessings to you!

DigsJayne

ASTRIANA

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 6:32 PM

{cheers loud enough to send the thread running to the top}

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

BEANNACHD

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 6:38 PM

Static,

As an Air Force brat, I want you to know that we're all proud of you and your fellow soldiers.

As a Browncoat, the same.

I love reading your posts, and I hope you don't mind but I pass them on to my non-Browncoat Air Force father, who retired a few years back.

He likes them too - and I keep hoping to make a convert of him, one way or another.

Take care,

Beannachd

Keep Flyin'

DIGSJAYNE

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 6:50 PM

{{{smiles!}}}

Hearty cheers for our Browncoats in the Armed Services!

DigsJayne :-)

DigsJayne -- Enjoy your sky!

SHINY

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 7:47 PM

HONK!

...

oops, wrong thread.

RIVER
Purple elephants are flying.
MAL
Good. Thanks for the update.

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Tuesday, March 2, 2004 10:34 PM

puff....puff....puff....

Filling this post with helium so it floats.

ASTRIANA

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 1:37 AM

{Post floats right to the top of the list.}

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

JRC

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 5:01 AM

Uh, Mr. Whedon, still waiting to hear from you. Hello? Joss? Hello? Well, just to make sure.............

BUMP!!!

Like sendin' up a flare.

SHINY

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 6:04 AM

BUMP...y foreheads?

RIVER
Purple elephants are flying.
MAL
Good. Thanks for the update.

DRAUGLUIN

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 7:22 AM

You and I have probably never met...as I have been away from this site for a long time, but a firend passed it along to me ( a fellow Browncoat) and I could not help but respond.

I am a USAF brat...nothing more. I was not called to serve my country...being a female, and old enough that they would not let me actually fight. Please know, though, that there are a GREAT many of us who love you...appreciate the calling you have had. Someone said it earlier...maybe many people..but you are BIG DAMN HEROES. EVERY Last one of you. Know that your country loves you...even though some don't agree with why you are there. We ALL wish you safety and peace. One day I hope to meet all of you, and shake your hand( or give you a big hug) and show my appreciation for all that you have done, and will do, when your country called.

Browncoat facts notwithstanding. You are the true heroes of our time. We all love you for the sacrifices you have made. All of us.

Tammy, child of the USAF, Browncoat until the end of time.

A rock is like space because it doesn't move.

JRC

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 8:15 AM

Now that it's official, all the more reason to keep this thread alive.

It's now time for an official-like BUMP!

STATIC

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 8:16 AM

Well, folks. . .my leave has ended and I had a wonderful time. I'm currently at the passenger terminal at Rein Main AirBase in Frankfurt, Germany.

To my DEEP chagrin (sarcasm) I find I will be 'stuck' here for about three days. Hrmmmm. . .an extra three days in Germany? I think I'll have my betrothed fly out here RIGHT NOW and spend it with me.

I love you guys, and thank you SO MUCH for keeping this post on or near the top.

And both me and my betrothed are thrilled beyond words about the 'official-ness' of the movie.

Looks like we did it, huh?

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

JRC

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 1:39 PM

Gorramm right, Mr. Static sir!!! --salutes--
You keep flyin', shoot straight, and keep your head down!!!
FIRST POST (for today anyway!)

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 2:00 PM

Have fun in Germany! Keep on flyin'!

SOONERDAX

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 2:43 PM

Enjoy your being "stuck" in Germany days.
Beautiful country!

Thanks for the stories.
I've been forwarding them to my 'anti-board FF fans' friends, and they too are enjoying them greatly.

Good luck and come back safely!

ZATHRAS10

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 3:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
To my DEEP chagrin (sarcasm) I find I will be 'stuck' here for about three days. Hrmmmm. . .an extra three days in Germany?

Yeah, right. So horrible to be stuck in Germany. I feel your pain. :-) Have fun there while ya can!

Quote:
And both me and my betrothed are thrilled beyond words about the 'official-ness' of the movie.

Looks like we did it, huh?

I'm just so glad that the Official Damn News came before you shipped back out to Afghanistan, so you can carry it with you to a certain bunch of helicopter jockeys, special forces guys, and such like, who may be at least a small bit pleased with the news.

Godspeed and safe return,

Z.

SOUTHERNMERC

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 3:26 PM

Have one on us Static, you've earned it.

Jayne: "How big a room?"

ASTRIANA

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 5:03 PM

for Static, and
for Static's betrothed!

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

JRC

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 8:35 PM

Maybe if I push this "big red button" Joss will see this post at the top. Let's find out boys and girls..........

press.....

BUMP!!

JRC

Thursday, March 4, 2004 3:03 AM

What??? No bumping since several hours ago? C'mon people, I can't do this all by my lonesome!

BOLT

Thursday, March 4, 2004 6:13 AM

Seemed to need a little bump to continue defying gravity.

TEELABROWN

Thursday, March 4, 2004 1:00 PM

What's this red button do? ZAP!! Wait! Wrong red button! Wait, a bigger red button! DONG!! Gorram! Well, three's a charm...BUMP! I got it!

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

SAMURAIX47

Thursday, March 4, 2004 1:52 PM

ooh ooh ooh, can I? Can I? huh? Can I?

Wait for it...

BUMP!

Jaymes
"should a ben a goal kicker"

ASTRIANA

Thursday, March 4, 2004 4:11 PM

And now for something completely different...

*to the top, Static!*

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

ASTRIANA

Friday, March 5, 2004 2:51 AM

Oh, no ya don't! Back to the top!

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Friday, March 5, 2004 3:27 AM

Keep flyin'! Sling this post on up.

DUBBAGE42

Friday, March 5, 2004 3:28 AM

here a *bump*

There a *bump*

everywhere a *bump-bump*

Deb

===========================================

...Big Damn Heros, Sir. Ain't we just...

DUBBAGE42

Friday, March 5, 2004 3:29 AM

here a *bump*

There a *bump*

everywhere a *bump-bump*

Deb

===========================================

...Big Damn Heros, Sir. Ain't we just...

JRC

Friday, March 5, 2004 4:49 AM

What??? Joss hasn't read this YET?? Where's my cellphone............

beep...beep...beep
beep...beep...beep...beep....

BUMP-BUMP-BUMP-BUMP-BUMP-BUMP

damn, busy.

"Huh"

JRC

Friday, March 5, 2004 8:16 AM

Let's talk about things that go

BUMP!!!!

in the night......

"Huh"

DUBBAGE42

Friday, March 5, 2004 11:41 AM

Let's do the *jitter-BUMP*...
Let's do the *jitter-BUMP*...
Wake me up, before you *bump* up...

(aarrgghh -as my hubby would say- 80s schlock!

Deb

===================================

What's that make us? Big Damn Heroes, Sir. Ain't we just?!

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Friday, March 5, 2004 1:49 PM

I hope you have a safe journey back to Afghanistan, Static! I also wish you all the luck and safety while finishing your tour there!

Enjoy Germany while you can!

ASTRIANA

Friday, March 5, 2004 3:31 PM

Bumpity Bump Bump, Bump-Bump!

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

JRC

Friday, March 5, 2004 7:37 PM

Think I'll start the weekend off early with a little

BUMPin'

and grindin'

hehe

"huh"

CHUCKYBONES

Friday, March 5, 2004 9:19 PM

I'm new, so here's my first

BUMP

ChuckyBones
Houston, TX

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Friday, March 5, 2004 10:09 PM

bumpity-bump-bump

DECKROID

Saturday, March 6, 2004 2:12 AM

Yow!

Oh, no you dont... you dont get to slip from radar just yet...

Bump!

Oh, and HEY!, FOX! (spit!!)

I call her "Vera"

ASTRIANA

Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:51 AM

Alright, what're you doin' down here?

*boot*

Back to the top with you!

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:51 AM

can't let this post sink any further. up we go!

ASTRIANA

Saturday, March 6, 2004 6:28 AM

Your pants... er, I mean, your POST is dropping!

*pulls the post to the top*

StaticThe Harem

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

JRC

Saturday, March 6, 2004 8:30 AM

Think I'll get me a little somethin' before going to bed tonight..........

BUMP!!

Just one tonight, dear, I'm tired

"Huh"

TEELABROWN

Saturday, March 6, 2004 2:04 PM

Okay very big red button is bump...BOING! Okay, who rewired this thing? Okay, big red button...WHOOSH! Jeez, they really did rewire it. Okay, three's a charm...BUMP! Yay!

Static Static's Harem

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

DAVCO92

Saturday, March 6, 2004 9:57 PM

Got to keep this one flyin'...

Burn the land, boil the sea...

DRAGUNZNG

Saturday, March 6, 2004 10:52 PM

ZGood luck and Godspeed...and *ahem* bump

TEELABROWN

Sunday, March 7, 2004 12:26 AM

*Teela grabs large stcik* poke...poke...is it alive?

Well, anyway, BUMP!

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Sunday, March 7, 2004 4:40 AM

Bump!

UBERSTEIN

Sunday, March 7, 2004 8:09 AM

Great thread. Needs bumping.

BUMP!

Keep flyin'!

ASTRIANA

Sunday, March 7, 2004 5:13 PM

*sing-song voice*
This is the way we bump the thread,
Bump the thread,
Bump the thread.

This is the way we bump the thread,
So Joss can see the story!

StaticStatic's Harem (including his betrothed)

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

STATIC

Sunday, March 7, 2004 5:58 PM

What the hell. I'll bump it myself.

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

JRC

Sunday, March 7, 2004 9:02 PM

Yes, sir!! Static sir!!! -salutes-
Hope you're doing fine.

So, I'm gone not even a day, and this post slips below the top 10??? Drop and give me twenty!!!
Or, how 'bout a

BUMP!!!

Now go peel some potatoes in the mess!

"Huh"

TEELABROWN

Monday, March 8, 2004 12:52 AM

Did anyone else besides me notice that the last, oh, 2 posts have only been bumping? So, is this the immortal thread?

What the hey- BUMP!!

Static Static's Betrothed and Harem

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

JRC

Monday, March 8, 2004 3:46 AM

Not only is it immortal, it's gonna live forever (ba-dum-ching!!)
Think I'll give me a
-BUMP-
for that one

"Huh"

JRC

Monday, March 8, 2004 9:03 AM

Hey Static! Don't worry buddy, I got your back!!!

BUMP!!

One less bad guy....

"Huh"

3OF19

Monday, March 8, 2004 1:03 PM

I see the irony in what I'm doing, bumping the thread by posting this, but is it really necessary to bump this thread that often? I mean it's ok to keep it from slipping from the first page, but people bumping this thread every few hours? C'mon.

TEELABROWN

Monday, March 8, 2004 1:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 3of19:
I see the irony in what I'm doing, bumping the thread by posting this, but is it really necessary to bump this thread that often? I mean it's ok to keep it from slipping from the first page, but people bumping this thread every few hours? C'mon.

I wish I could help ya. But you've seen what I've posted.

It's not immortal, it's infinatly prolonged.

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

JRC

Monday, March 8, 2004 7:47 PM

3OF19, you made the call. This post slipped from the first page, soooooooooooooooooo

BUMP!!!

Thankyaaa, Thankyaaa ver'mush.....

"Huh"

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