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Motivation Series 15: Bother
Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Mal finds Simon and Kaylee's lack of underpants disturbing...(A continuation of my Simon/Kaylee series, especially a companion drabble to my story "Keeping Score." PG-13 for references to "adult" activities.)


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"You wanted to talk to us, Cap'n?" Kaylee asked brightly as Mal entered the common area. She was perched on Simon's lap on the couch, her arms loosely around his neck.

"There something wrong with the other chairs?" Mal asked. "Get off his lap."

Simon blushed and Kaylee giggled, wiggling around. "Not such a good idea right now."

Mal groaned. "Oh God, I can't know these things!" Kaylee just laughed harder.

"It's not that funny." Simon said, mildly annoyed. "Women have it easy. Imagine if your hair stood on end every time you got...aroused."

That, Mal thought, was a pretty good point. And clearly Kaylee did too, since she stopped laughing. "I'd have to cut it off."

"Yes, and that's not really an option for me." Simon pointed out, chuckling.

"I don't know, Doc, she might be onto something there."

"Oh, hush, Cap'n Meanie." Kaylee pouted. "What was it you wanted to talk about?"

"Well, just that." Mal said, sitting down in a chair across from them. This wasn't going to be an entirely comfortable conversation, so he was just going to get right to the point. "You two got beds. And they ain't just for sleepin' in. Or for building a little pillow fort in, although I know that can be fun every now and then. The point is, I've had about enough of you two...defiling my ship. What you do in your own rooms on your own time is your business, but I ain't payin' you to fornicate, and I'd take it as a kindness if you'd keep it behind closed doors."

Simon and Kaylee regarded him calmly for a moment, unphased. "Do you have any proof that we've been 'defiling' your ship?" Simon asked.

Mal held up a pair of pristine white boxer shorts by the edge of the waistband and watched the young couple turn a similar shade of white. "Found these in the cargo bay. And don't try tellin' me they ain't yours, because your name is stitched into the back here, which...well, that's a whole 'nother discussion. And that's another thing that's troubling me, these shorts, the bra in the engine a few weeks back...is all that sex makin' you two light in the brainpan? You don't even remember you went into a place with your underthings on?"

"Okay, Mal." Simon conceded. "I see what you're saying and...you're right."

"He is?" Kaylee asked.

"I am?" Mal hadn't thought it would be that easy.

"Yes, you are." Simon stood up from the couch, pulling Kaylee with him. "So, from now on, when Kaylee and I 'fornicate,' we will take extra care to gather all of our undergarments."

"Well, good. Shiny." Mal said with a smile as the pair headed down the corridor to the passenger dorms. Then he realized what Simon had said and jumped up from the couch. "Hey, wait, no! That is not what I meant! I..." They were long gone. "Wo de ma, why do I bother?"

COMMENTS

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 7:55 AM

LEIASKY


Muahahahaha. ROTFL!

Oh, too good. So like Simon to be able to twist Mal's words around before Mal is able to recognize it.

Too good. Where's more? I know you're working on a big, long, sexathon between out favorite couple...write faster!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 7:56 AM

LVS2READ


ROTFLMAO! Poor Mal! He just has no clue! *g* Especially loved this exchange: "Yes, and that's not really an option for me." "I don't know, Doc, she might be onto something there." LOL!

Great addition to the series, FB!

"I love my captain."

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 8:07 AM

LEIGHKOHL


HaHa!!! I love it when Simon is a smartass!!! Super Funny! Can't wait to read your next post!!!:D

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 8:21 AM

GYPSYLIFE


That was hi larious!!!! Wonderful.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 8:32 AM

FIAREYNNE


You wrote a story where they kept all their clothes on and there was no penetration of bodily orifices... I'm impressed!

No, really, I'm impressed because it was a good, humorous story with good characterization.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 8:44 AM

MISSKITTEN


fia, she has two chapters in her series that aren't NC-17 too ;) lol

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 8:50 AM

MANICGIRAFFE


Mahahahaha. Poor Mal.

But, uh...why does Simon stitch his name into his undies? His mom is long gone, and he can't be soforgetful that he can't remember which boxers are his (MG has a flash of Simon attempting to wear Kaylee's underwear....hmmmm, I smell a plot bunny). Does Kaylee do it for him?

Please, for the love of all that's holy, don't tell me River does it for him.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 10:54 AM

BLACKBEANIE


Lmao

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 10:57 AM

BLACKBEANIE


Lmao

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:18 PM

GRIMLOCK


I actually feel bad for Mal... My brother would do the same darn thing to me!!!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 8:42 PM

SHINYGEEKET


lmao, poor Mal, he'll forever be be discovering Simona and Kaylee's underware in new and exciting places :-)

Thursday, February 16, 2006 12:02 PM

WANMEI


That just officially rocked my socks.

Way to go Simon!

God, that made me laugh so hard my face hurts.

Saturday, February 18, 2006 11:15 AM

SAMEERTIA


*snicker giggle*
Way too cute!

Sunday, February 19, 2006 6:59 AM

PIFFLE101


I missed this one... but LOL! Great when Simon's like..."Wherever Kaylee and I...fornicate.." LOL! I cant believe I missed this one...

Friday, March 3, 2006 10:04 AM

BELLONA


*laughs head off*

*head rolls across floor. still laughing*

b

Friday, March 10, 2006 9:17 AM

TAYEATRA


I missed this one too Piffle! I can just see the slight eye rolling of Simon when he say 'fornicate'!

Good stuff as ever Frell!

Monday, May 1, 2006 6:20 PM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


"Or for building a little pillow fort in, although I know that can be fun every now and then."

This line made me laugh out loud, literally.


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