The Twelve Hours of Firefly (Surprises)

By Ying (FFYING2), 2002

With apologies to "The Twelve Days of Christmas," Traditional

[With the 2002 U.S.-aired episodes in the scripted order]

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By the first hour of Firefly the writers had shown me

The strawberry face of Kaylee

By the second hour of Firefly the writers had shown me

Food supplements

And the strawberry face of Kaylee

By the third hour of Firefly the writers had shown me

Killed henchman

Food supplements

And the strawberry face of Kaylee

By the __ hour of Firefly the writers had shown me...

1st ...And the strawberry face of Kaylee ["Serenity" Part 1]

2nd ...Food supplements... ["Serenity" Part 2]

3rd ...Killed henchman... ["The Train Job"]

4th ...Poor-Simon prank... ["Bushwhacked"]

5th ...RIVER'S APING... ["Shindig"]

6th ...Book's ident-standin'... ["Safe"]

7th ...Inara's Saffron-playin'... ["Our Mrs. Reynolds"]

8th ...Jayne-idolizin'... ["Jaynestown"]

9th ...Kaylee-aisonin'... ["Out of Gas"]

10th ...Mal's Jayne-head bashin'... ["Ariel"]

11th ...Zoe's quick Wash-choosin'... ["War Stories"]

12th ...Jayne's back-to-sleepin'... ["Objects in Space"]