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just thought you might wanna know my fic coming on well not close to being finished yet.

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I need some opinions, i'm writing my fic and unsure on one thing, ok here it goes the situation is this, A new character, Jorja, an old friend of mal's from way back, childhood friends, jorja was in the war and fought for the alliance, not her will though, she was faced with shooting mal or someone else would,(anyway this is just brief idea of what's going on, so don't commment on the lack of details)anyway decides to shoot mal, of course he survived, she's tried confronting mal several times to say she's sorry, first time she boards serenity, he points a gun at her and tells her to get of his ship, but when she finally does...., at her father's grave (General of the browncoats) she confronts mal who also happens to be there paying respects, there's an awkward silence............then??????????????? Now for the question i need help? What does mal say or do?

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This song is one i've been listening too, it reminds me of FF series, have a read and tell me what you think, NICKELBACK IF EVERYONE CARED From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars with satellites I never dreamed that you'd be mine But here we are, we're here tonight Singing Amen. I'm Alive Singing Amen. I'm Alive If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride We'd see the day when nobody died And i'm singing Amen. I'm alive. Amen. I'm alive. And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We'll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen. I'm Alive Singing Amen. I'm Alive If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride We'd see the day when nobody died If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride We'd see the day when nobody died And as we lie beneath the stars We realised how small we are If they could love like you and me Imagine what the world could be If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride We'd see the day when nobody died We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day when nobody died

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Opinions needed, read link below first.

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Well my long awaited fic is going well. The first parts should be out this week, the others will need more editing and writing of course, but hopefully it should be out soon instead of rummaging around in my head. Anyway for those new to my fic, a brief idea can be seen on the link below. Jorja FIC LINK:

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Ok well my first part of my fanfic is off to my betas, so hopefully should be posted soon. Just thought I would update you all.

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Ok these are some jokes i heard during the week, thought you all might to hear them. They are not mine in any way shape or form. They are not intended to offend anyone and I appologise if they do. NUMBER 1- Three men were bragging about how they’d given their new wives duties. The first bragged how he told his Albanian wife she was going to do all the dishes and cleaning. He said it toook a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house. The second man bragged how he told his Korean wife she’d do all the cleaning,dishes and cooking. he said on the first day he didn’t see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day the house was spotless and he had a huge dinner. The third man boasted how he told his Australian wife that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry done and hot meals on the table. he said the first day he didn’t SEE anything, the second day he didn’t SEE anything and the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. NUMBER 2- The radio station is running a competition. The question is "What does Old MacDonald have and can you spell it?" An American rings in and says,"That's easy. Old MacDonald had a ranch. R..A..N..C..H.." "No that's incorrect," says the announcer. An Aussie says, "Old MacDonald had a station. S..T..A..T..I..O..N" "Sorry that is not right either," says the D.J. An Irishman rings in and says, "I know it. Old MacDonald had a farm." "And can you spell it?" the D.J asks. "E..I..E..I..O.." NUMBER 3. An Irishman has been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says the pub is closing, so the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand once more time, with the same result. So he figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that'll sober him up a bit. once he's spent a few minutes outside, he stands up andd falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl four blocks to his house. When he arrives at the door he tries to stand up and falls flat on his face. He crawls inside through the door and into the bedroom. When he reaches the bed, he tries once more to stand up. This time manages to pull himself upright but quickly falls into bed. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting,"So you've been out drinking again" "What makes you say that?" he asks attempting an innocent look. "The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."

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Again people this is not mine and I appologise if it offends anyone as it is not intended to. A married couple is driving along the highway at 60kmh, with the wife behind the wheel. Her husband looks across at her and says, “Darling, I know we’ve been married 20 years, but I want a divorce.” The wife says nothing but ups her speed to 70kmh. The husband continues, “I’ve been having an affair with your best friend.” Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel tighter and increases her speed to 80kmh. He pushes it. “I want the house,” he says, and the car reaches 90kmh. “I want the car too,” he continues. 100kmh. “And,” he says, “I’ll have the bank accounts, the dog and the boat.” The car continues speeding up and veers towards a concrete wall. This makes him a bit nervous, so he asks, “Isn’t there anything you want?” The wife replies, “No, I’ve got everything I need.” “Oh,” the man says, “And what is it you’ve got?” The wife wrenches the car towards the wall at 120kmh and says, “The airbag.”