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Joss on Four Feet
By Patpaws
Thursday, April 13, 2006 14:04
TIMES READ: 2077
RATING: 5

A little art manipulation on my part. What can I say, I just wanted to see what kind of Centaur Joss would make.



Anonymous

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 14:26


oh thats so... disturbing

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WishuponaWash

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 14:27


Im not entirely sure if i should be disturbed or not :D

what program did you use to do it?

Keep it up!

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 14:35


I use Photoshop or 3D Bryce for all my work. When I have time will probably will do a few Firefly characters as centaurs and then we can have centaur party with lots of horsing around...

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TVChick

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 14:36


That's... Kinda scary. I'm not sure if it's a good or a bad way yet.

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Shakespeare

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 14:51


*speechless*

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nuclearday

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 15:05


rofl! :)

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washburnefan

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 15:06


I'm sorry I just...... um... wow...

*Cough*

Just wow...

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 15:40


my eyyyyeessss!!!

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 16:05


odd
but
original
:D

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 17:26


You're a tweaked one, you are. Couldn't do Adam Baldwin, could you? Noooo, just had to do shirtless, pasty Joss Whedon.

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Railean

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 18:17


I saw the pic in the thumbnail and I had to do my best no to skip right to it.
Wrong on SOOOOO many levels but I like it.

Do Nathan next. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
I am begging here and I very rarely beg. Alright not true but I am begging.

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Kayna

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 20:00


Somethin about that's just down right just unsettlin'.

Great manipulation. Bizzare subject. Really bizzare.
No I'm all curious to see our BDH in centaure form though. Or maybe mermaids.

That anon is right, you are a tweaked one. And so am I it seems.

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MAGhaffar

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 20:28


But is that what Joss really looks like without his shirt on?
I'm a bit skeptical... but otherwise, sure I believe it. Take the kinda drugs, anything's possible. Like the idfea of mermaids, too. Inara as a mermaid....


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manwithpez

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 20:35


MY EYESSSS!!!!

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 20:43


It is a bit......weird.... good job on it! But very very weird.

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Tayeatra

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 00:14


Huh.... that's odd... I think I like it!

MAGhaffar and Kayna have a good plan... Inara as a mermaid!



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DonCoat

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 01:54


One little problem... collar and cuffs don't match.

Of course, it must not be easy to find a redheaded horse...

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asarian

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 04:09


Oh, God! I can't know that! :)

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Anonymous

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 04:33


If I am signed will this appear as anonymous? ANSWERS: 1. Never seen Joss shirtless, so it was my best guess. 2.It was about horse/body angle rather than color. 3. Since this is PG rated board, mermaids would have to be cover... more work...maybe in time. 3.Have already done Nate, Adam and Firefly gals, but they are in an Adult only Group. If one wishs to view them, E-mail me with subject Firefly Manips. Remember any form of art/writing is only limited by one imagination and I got plenty of that. :)

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jehudit

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 04:36


Oh, please...can we have Mal as a Centaur...I luuuurve Cap'n Tightpants AND ponies...oh, that's so wrong, isn't it??

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jehudit

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 04:43


Oh, and 'red headed horse'...called a 'chestnut'...EASY to find (I have one)...they are notoriously more sensitive that other colours...and very cute!

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Kayna

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 08:40


Maybe I should have said merfolk because I meant the guys too. And it's pretty easy to make mermaids and centaur girls into PG. Just give them crop tops or something

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Bellona

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 09:11


AAAAAACK!!! my eyes have been soiled!!! but it's so funny!!! i shouldn't laugh...i shouldn't...i really, REALLY shouldn't...too bad!!!

b

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BrainSpecialist

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 10:07


A few things.

1. Where did you find a shirtless picture of Joss Wheadon, and do we really want to know?

Ooookay, that was a bit of a contradiction, but moving on.

2. I hope you know, and all of you out there know as well, that each time someone does something like...that... little baby Jesus cries. Also, a homeless man rapes a cat.

So don't do it, ya hear?

Oh yeah, one more:

3: What in God's name were you thinking?

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Anonymous

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 10:59


Grrrr it's going to log me as anonymous again - wonder it this things html mark ups?

<font="red"> Oh, please...can we have Mal as a Centaur...I luuuurve Cap'n Tightpants AND ponies...oh, that's so wrong, isn't it??</font>

No, only when you want people like me to put them together! As for horses I do have chestnuts, bays, palominos, pintos and some blacks, but the grey seemed to work the best.

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Sikkukut

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 11:32


Someone seriously needs to send this to Joss.

'Cause... wow.

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Anonymous

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 13:03


As big a fan as I am of Joss, I have to say it: that is just one of the most horrific things I've ever seen. Seriously. Ew.

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washburnefan

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 13:28


Actually it reminds me of that scene in Zoolander when Ben Stiller is a mermaid and it's just so hilarious...Creepy, but hilarious just the same.

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Girlaskew

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 15:57


1. Who's chest is that?? There is no WAY that's Joss! Could be Nathans, but I don't think so.
2. <blockquote><font color = '#999999' size='1'><b>Quote:</b></font><br><hr color='#999999' size='1'><font color = '#999999'>Do Nathan next. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE etc...</font><hr color='#999999' size='1'></blockquote>
BWAH! LOL LOL LOL!!!!! It's not the request that's funny, it's how the request was presented that amuses me so. Funny.

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Girlaskew

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 16:01


Me again, that last post was a disaster. I was trying to give props to Railean for phrasing her or his request in an amusing fashion and that the picture was creepily amusing. I just failed at it is all.

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JustShiny

Friday, April 14, 2006 - 19:29


Very awesome along with morbid and creepifying...

...is it wierd that i want to see more of ur creations?

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Anonymous

Saturday, April 15, 2006 - 03:12


Patpaws here.
1. Chest belongs to a male model. I do a lot of body shoppping for good matches.
2. Mermaids: May have found some workable bodies. If they do, will post them when I have time.
3. I've done quite a few manips of the Buffy/Angel/Firefly characters. It's possible, in time, some of the cast may stumble across them. No, point in rushing it.
4. Vanilla Lies is my adult fan art group. You must be 18 years old to join and I must approve you. Here is the link: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vanilla_lies/

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MER

Monday, April 17, 2006 - 05:15


O_o That's sooo wrong on so many levels...lol I have to show my bud this.

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