NEWS HEADLINE DISCUSSIONS

just a funny thought........Santa & the DVD's

POSTED BY: STILLSHINY
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 28, 2003 16:58
SHORT URL:
VIEWED: 2137
PAGE 1 of 1

Friday, October 3, 2003 3:45 AM

STILLSHINY


Just had this hilarious vision of Santa delivering the toys for the good girls & boys and he stops at the home of a Browncoat family. He says to himself "This is the umpteenth hundred one of these DVD sets I've delivered tonight. What's the big deal about this show anyway? Jolly St. Nick sits down in the living room and pops in the DVD. After watching the two part "Serenity" he begins to watch The Train Job. By this time he is oblivious to everything else. Soon he is laughing and hooting up a storm. Mom & Dad come down stairs to see what's up. They see Santa happily watching the scene of Jayne passing out. He turns to them and says. "This is a wonderful show, when is it on? I wanna watch more." Mom, a little shocked at the thought of Father Christmas sitting in her living room, explains that Firefly is no longer on that it was cancelled by Fox. Santa stares in disbelief! (which is funny for Santa to disbelieve anything" He then looks at his watch, and exclaims, "I gotta go there is so little time left!" Dad says, "It's only 2:30 are you sure you can't stay and watch one more." You know I would love to, but tonight I have something special to do. "What's that?" Mom asks. Santa with twinkle in his eyes says, "I gotta finish delivering all those presents, which shouldn't take too long, but then I gotta go put coal in the stockings of those gorram Fox exec's!" And up the chimney he goes.

That next morning Joss comes down stairs to find a huge chest of gold under his tree and a card that says, "Dear Joss, Hope this helps your budget for the Movie. Have a Shiny Christmas, Santa.

Mal: “See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown!”

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, October 3, 2003 4:15 AM

SUCCATASH


Haha, that was great!

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, October 3, 2003 4:42 AM

BARNEYT


Should've known Santa would be a Firefly fan - there's a man with discerning taste!



---
"I think the right place to start is to say, fair is fair. This is who we are. These are our numbers." Mr Willis of Ohio - The West Wing

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, October 3, 2003 4:46 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave


BEAUTY!

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 4:58 PM

ARCBEATLE


have a holly Joss christmass, its the best time of the year...

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

YOUR OPTIONS

NEW POSTS TODAY

USERPOST DATE

OTHER TOPICS

DISCUSSIONS
Cave Paintings From a Species Before Humans
Tue, February 13, 2024 14:21 - 16 posts
Welcome Back to the living Badger !
Sun, December 3, 2023 21:55 - 1 posts
What "They've" Done To Us, And Is It The Same As G-32 Paxilon Hydrochlorate?
Thu, October 26, 2023 15:05 - 73 posts
R.I.P. Shawna Trpcic
Mon, October 9, 2023 05:46 - 5 posts

Tue, March 7, 2023 16:14 - 1 posts
Georgia may approve public school Bible classes
Sat, February 25, 2023 09:36 - 22 posts
Joss Whedon fan site shuts down after ex-wife's critical essay
Wed, November 30, 2022 04:18 - 47 posts
WSJ: In the Philippines, Judge Consults Three Wee Friends
Tue, November 29, 2022 08:20 - 2 posts
Joss Whedon returning to TV with epic HBO sci-fi series
Tue, May 3, 2022 12:34 - 18 posts
Singer Meat Loaf dead at age 74
Mon, February 7, 2022 14:26 - 4 posts
The Serenity flies into Battlestar Galactica
Thu, January 6, 2022 14:26 - 35 posts
Keep Flyin': An Exclusive First Look at Firefly Online
Sun, December 19, 2021 13:59 - 22 posts

FFF.NET SOCIAL