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World to end today.

POSTED BY: CYBERSNARK
UPDATED: Tuesday, September 12, 2006 22:33
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 4:30 AM

CYBERSNARK


A fairly old article, reposted as the clock ticks down.

http://www.religionnewsblog.com/15749

Quote:

Yisrayl Hawkins, well known Bible scholar and author, reports that the Bible predicts the exact date and the location that nuclear war will begin. Hawkins states that the current crisis in the Middle East will go nuclear on September 12, 2006 in the area around the Euphrates River. Calling upon his 50 years of biblical research, Hawkins correlates numerous Bible prophecies with world events to support his claim.

According to Yisrayl Hawkins, the countdown to nuclear war began with the signing of the Oslo accords on the White House lawn on September 13, 1993. He says that the book of Daniel shows that although this is a seven-year agreement, it would take fourteen years to be fully carried out, ending on October 13, 2007. He then cites prophecies in the book of Revelation showing that nuclear war would begin a year, a month and a day prior to the end of the Oslo agreement.

- Source: Nuclear war begins September 12, 2006, MNDnewswire.com, Aug. 28, 2006



Film (noir) at 11.


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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 4:35 AM

DAYVE


Wouldn't you know it... i just bought a new computer... and I got the extended warranty....

Oh well, I'm going fishing....goodbye cruel world

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 4:42 AM

REGINAROADIE


*stand around, taps toes in irritance, checks watch, looks around to see at least one of the four horsemen*

Ah frack it. God, people have been waiting for Armageddon to come for the longest time. Wouldn't put too much thought into it.

I'm gonna go out and get THE OFFIE Season 2.

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"There's only one "Return" ok, and it ain't "of the King", it's "of the Jedi."

"Maybe we should start calling your friend 'Padme' because he loves 'Mannequin Skywalker' so much, Right? (imitating robot) Danger...danger...my name is Anakin...my shitty acting is ruining saga."

Excerpt of internet teaser for CLERKS 2.

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:35 AM

DUG


Ah, piffle.

I want to do this project for work so little that I was actually rooting for this apocalypse.

It can't be good that the refrain has now changed from "I've got to find another job" to "I've got to just freaking quit this job since the nuclear armageddon didn't happen".


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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:44 AM

MAVOURNEEN


Gorramit, and I just told the Husband to chop tomatoes and onions for tonight's dinner (was gonna be tacos).



"Have you ever been with a Warrior Woman?"

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:48 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


DAMN! WHY OH WHY DID I PAY THAT PARKING TICKET!?!


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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"



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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:49 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Cybersnark:
A fairly old article, reposted as the clock ticks down.



The world can't end yet. The Cubs still haven't gotten back to the world series.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 10:14 AM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


The world is going to end? Again?! I hate it when that happens. Here is to hoping that it does not. Again.

--Karel.


"For we can be thankful and tranquil and proud, for man is endowed with a mushroom shaped cloud. For we can be certain that some happy day, someone will set the spark off, and we will all be blown away." -- A Merry Minuet, Kingston Trio.

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 10:30 AM

SILENCE


Well, it's a nice day for it

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 10:31 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


Uh.. How many times have we been through this before? Well at least I have an excuse for not cleaning the bathroom today.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 10:50 AM

DAYVE


wait..wait... i think i see it coming.... yes, yes... no it's just the UPS man

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 10:56 AM

MSG


Hey we're having tacos too Mavoureen...a sure sign of the end:)

Ok as I have said before I really do not have time for armageddon during the first month of school and I ask all soothsayers, fortunetellers, rabbis, etc to please postpone the apocalypse until March.( I have time for it in March as it's Spring break and all)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2



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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 11:03 AM

TRISTAN


...um...hello? This thing still on? Well, I've still got about eight hours until the day is over here...anybody outside this time zone's world end yet?

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 11:11 AM

MIRACULOUSBUMM


well, I'm here on the East Coast, so I've got seven hours left for somethin' to happen. *stands around. Turns on the news. listens to the radio* well, this is excitin'... not really.

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Always havin' a good time!

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 11:35 AM

DAYVE


So, what do you think it would be like... the end of the world, that is... sorta like in Donie Darko with the big black, swirly cloud... or maybe like Buffy and the end of Sunnydale... or wailing and moaning and gnashing of teeth... i'm hoping for a really big Porky Pig saying..."dit, dit, dit....d'ats all folks...!"

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 11:54 AM

ADAMWANKENOBI


It's the end of the world as we know it.

Yeah right, just like the other bajillion times some Jerry Falwell/Pat Robertson nutjob wannbe predicted it and it never happened.

But type in December 21, 2012 on google. I dare ya...

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 12:24 PM

13


Quote:

It's the end of the world as we know it.


...and I feel fine...

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 2:57 PM

CYBERSNARK


That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds, snakes, and aeroplanes,
Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped. Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh,
overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right, right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched!



I imagine the world will end as it has before; there's probably a Slayer or an ensouled Vampire, or a coven of witches, or something out there averting these things. . .

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:00 PM

RESE


So, how's that "end of the world thing" coming along by now?

It is almost 12 am PST whilst I type this -- call me in the morning for an update!

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:39 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


*looks around*

*pinches self*

Huh.

http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show Universal your gratitude!

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth...not going all the way, and not starting. - Gautama Siddharta

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:50 PM

DANCINGNEKO


*looks up at the posting just above by PR*

...and since PR's area is into tomorrow (the 13th), I can say (from still inside the 12th):

"Awww...shucky darn..."

*suddenly notices the giant finger getting extremely close to the "RE-BOOT" button that wasn't there before*

HEY! What's that?!?!?




...Awww...Sh..

*REBOOT*

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 10:33 PM

SINGATE


Quote:

Originally posted by Dayve:
So, what do you think it would be like... the end of the world, that is... sorta like in Donie Darko with the big black, swirly cloud... or maybe like Buffy and the end of Sunnydale... or wailing and moaning and gnashing of teeth... i'm hoping for a really big Porky Pig saying..."dit, dit, dit....d'ats all folks...!"



Nope, you've got it all wrong, it will be more like this: "It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man...funny us going out like this...killed by a hundred foot marshmallow man." That is exactly how it will happen.

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