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Christina Hendricks cast in awful flick

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UPDATED: Tuesday, June 14, 2011 11:01
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Saturday, June 11, 2011 8:14 AM

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Saturday, June 11, 2011 12:53 PM

DMI

Expired, forgotten, spoiled rotten.


Brendan Frasier or not, a movie with this synopsis doesn't stand a chance:

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The story takes place on an airplane and connects the lives of people on the plane through vignettes. Hendricks plays a wife who catches her husband in a compromising position.



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I pray for one last landing,
on the globe that gave me birth.
Let me rest my eyes on the fleecy skies
and the cool, green hills of Earth.

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Sunday, June 12, 2011 1:22 AM

INVADERCHAT


What are you people talking about? This is going to be awesome!

I learned about sarcasm today! ^_^

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Sunday, June 12, 2011 3:14 AM

DMAANLILEILTT


Mmm, I already see a major plot hole developing. Namely if you are married to Christina Hendricks why the hell are you having an affair?! And who with?

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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Sunday, June 12, 2011 3:34 AM

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Originally posted by dmaanlileiltt:

Mmm, I already see a major plot hole developing. Namely if you are married to Christina Hendricks why the hell are you having an affair?! And who with?



Because she's been married 500 times at once and never tells you her real name, then tries to kill you and the crew.

The rest of the plot:

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The airliner is sabotaged and hijacked by remote control, and is heading for a mysterious vortex of electrical energy. Christina Hendricks has bailed out using a hidden parachute. Hilarity ensues.


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Sunday, June 12, 2011 8:52 AM

DREAMTROVE


Let's hope it's Summer Glau. If a woman finds her husband in a compromising position, she should compromise


That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Sunday, June 12, 2011 3:21 PM

DMAANLILEILTT


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Originally posted by piratenews:
Because she's been married 500 times at once and never tells you her real name, then tries to kill you and the crew.

Hmm yes I can imagine that could be a bit of a buzzkill.

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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Monday, June 13, 2011 4:25 AM

STORYMARK


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Originally posted by DMI:
Brendan Frasier or not, a movie with this synopsis doesn't stand a chance:

Quote:


The story takes place on an airplane and connects the lives of people on the plane through vignettes. Hendricks plays a wife who catches her husband in a compromising position.





What about that convinces you it's doomed? The airplane? Separate stories? Is there any actual reasoning behind your statement?

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Monday, June 13, 2011 12:31 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Storymark:
Quote:

Originally posted by DMI:
Brendan Frasier or not, a movie with this synopsis doesn't stand a chance:

Quote:


The story takes place on an airplane and connects the lives of people on the plane through vignettes. Hendricks plays a wife who catches her husband in a compromising position.





What about that convinces you it's doomed? The airplane? Separate stories? Is there any actual reasoning behind your statement?

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."




That synopsis does sound about like EVERY airplane movie since at least The High and The Mighty. Unless there are snakes on board...

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Tuesday, June 14, 2011 5:43 AM

STORYMARK


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Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:


That synopsis does sound about like EVERY airplane movie since at least The High and The Mighty. Unless there are snakes on board...



Separate stories following different people, tied together by them being on the same plane.... sounds like EVERY airplane movie?

Tell ya what - I bet if you can give me the name of one airplane movie with that set-up, I'll name 5 that are completely different.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Tuesday, June 14, 2011 11:01 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Storymark:
Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:


That synopsis does sound about like EVERY airplane movie since at least The High and The Mighty. Unless there are snakes on board...



Separate stories following different people, tied together by them being on the same plane.... sounds like EVERY airplane movie?

Tell ya what - I bet if you can give me the name of one airplane movie with that set-up, I'll name 5 that are completely different.




No need to get all upset- I WAS speaking a little bit hyperbolically. However, I already mentioned The High and The Mighty. How 'bout The Crowded Sky? And Airport? And the various Airport sequels? Maybe Zero Hour?

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