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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #20

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 4:41 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM


All this time, Zoe and Wash thought the threesome invitation would be awkward...

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 4:57 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Quote:





Mal: Have you guys rode the new Mule yet? Blows the clothes right off ya!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 7:46 AM

JRC


Quote:





Wash: Cap'n, sir? Another dream about Saffron, sir?"
Mal: "How could you tell?"
Zoe: "Uhh, at ease, Cap'n, uhh, sir."




Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 12:27 PM

DOYOUFLIP


Zoe: Jayne? For some reason he just dashed off to his bunk.
Wash: I uhhh....really wish he wouldn't be so descriptive about what he does in there.

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 7:04 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM


(re: Mal's tattoo, and this one is a real fanboi barometer)

Wash: Property of who now?!

Zoe: I'll handle this, dear.


Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 7:25 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Jayne(OS, yelling): Where the hell is my gorram rainstick?
Zoe: Uh, well, the Captain, uh, certainly doesn't have it...
Wash(under breath): Yeah, its more like a raintwig
*Zoe pinches Wash*
Wash: OW! Whaaaat?...

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 10:26 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN




When Mal instituted "casual Fridays" the crew never quite expected this..

Keep flying

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Friday, March 25, 2005 4:26 AM

DARKJESTER


thatweirdgirl asked:
Quote:

and DarkJester, have you been spying on the clubhouse adventures at the asteroid ruckus beach party?



Actually, no, I was thinking more along the lines of "Bikini Suicide Frisbee" from Sluggy Freelance (sluggy.com) but it seemed a bit obscure, so I changed it to "naked co-ed volleyball". Still a pleasing mental image, no? (And I encourage everyone to take a few days and read the entire Sluggy collection - some very good stuff!)

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Friday, March 25, 2005 10:14 AM

RYCE


Wash: So this is what would happen if Doc transplanted Mal's head onto Saffron's body...

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Friday, March 25, 2005 10:28 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Quote:





Zoe: Oh God! Mal's been into Simon's medicine cabinet again!
Wash: If it makes you run around naked, would you mind getting into Simon's medicine cabinet?
Mal: NAKED! NAKED! NAKED! NAAAAAAAKED!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Friday, March 25, 2005 5:58 PM

DRAGONWINE


Zoe: You know the rules sir. No shoes, no shirt
Wash: No pants.
Zoe: No service.
Mal: Yeah? Well that's not what the sign in Inara's shuttle says!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Friday, March 25, 2005 9:43 PM

DOYOUFLIP


Zoe: Sir, haven't you learned it's not polite to point?
Wash: Shya...

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Saturday, March 26, 2005 6:37 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


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MAL: "Zoe, remind me to never drink sake with the young doctor EVER AGAIN."

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Saturday, March 26, 2005 11:03 AM

GOJIRO



WASH: "Can I let go now, sir?"

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Saturday, March 26, 2005 11:30 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:


Quote:



Mal: You think I'm bad at strip poker? You should see Jayne. All I lost was my shirt and my pilot, I think he owes someone a kidney.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Saturday, March 26, 2005 9:18 PM

KMS


Quote:


Quote:





Caption tightpants 20


Jayne(OS): Ya only gotta scare 'em.
Mal: Naked is scary.

Or

Wash: Wife, why is the Captain's butt painted gold?
Zoe: Sir, you can't go to the Halloween party as Rodney Copperbottom. You'll scare the children.
Mal: Ain't that the point?
(Robots reference)

Or

Mal: Doc wanted to give me an injection, so when his back was turned I hightailed it out of there.
Wash (sotto voice): Hightailed is right!

Or

Mal tries out for a staring roll in 'The Captain's New Clothes.'

Or

Zoe: Sir, when Monty said you were going to a cockfight, he meant chickens.
Mal: What's chickens got to do with…. OH!

Or

Wash: Really, Mal, I know they said to come unarmed, but my wife is NOT going naked!
Mal: You could go.
Wash & Zoe: What?!?!?!
Mal: Hmmm. Maybe I'll take Inara…

Or

Mal: Yeah, but Jayne had an IOU that said I owed him my shirt and pants, though I don't remember losing.
Wash: Too much Mudder's Milk.
Zoe: Sir, I told you not to play Tall Card with Simon and Jayne.

Or

Zoe: Ran out of hot water, Sir?
Mal: How'd you know? And somebody stole my towel again.
Wash: The water was really, really cold, wasn't it?
Mal: Hey!

Or

Mal: …and then he said, 'Sarge, I'm nekkid!'
Zoe: Yes, Sir, I was there. Remember?
Mal: But Wash wasn't!
Wash: Um, yeah, you didn't have to demonstrate it for me, Mal.

Or

Unknowingly, Mal proves Simon's point about why it's more important to be proper out in the black.

Or

By the looks he is receiving, Nathan realizes that Sean 'The Bod' Maher still retains his title.

Or

Mal: I’m telling you, she said ‘Abracadabra!’ and poof, my clothes disappeared!
Simon (OS): River is NOT a witch!

Or

Mal: What happen about me? One minute I'm all sober and the next….
Zoe: Been drinking sake with Simon again, Sir?
Wash: Is that why the Doc climbed that statue and is singing off key?

Or

Inara, Simon & Jayne (OS): I’ll be in my bunk!






KMS
'We're not obsessed, we're focused.' --Gizzie

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Saturday, March 26, 2005 9:54 PM

0REAVER0


Wash: turn your head and cough

0Reaver0

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Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:52 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER


Quote:

Originally posted by 0Reaver0:
Wash: turn your head and cough

0Reaver0



Heh, I'd add a caption along the lines of:

'Before Simon arrived, the yearly physicals were a little less professional.'

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Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:58 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Zoe: *Sigh* You may be the big war hero Cap'n... but my Wash is always the champion at strip poker.

PsychicRiverette

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Sunday, March 27, 2005 6:00 AM

SHINY


Quote:

Originally posted by KMS:

Jayne(OS): Ya only gotta scare 'em.
Mal: Naked is scary.



I like that one.

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Sunday, March 27, 2005 8:51 AM

0REAVER0


nice addition STARPILOTGRAINGER

0Reaver0

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Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:11 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Wow, you make the decisions harder and harder every week! My apologies to anyone who didn't make the cut of 5 finalists, most all of you deserved to be in this weeks! I laughed so hard my face hurts!

Oh yeah, go vote already!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/899724

Cilantro!
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Sunday, March 27, 2005 3:54 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


There were a LOT of really good ones this week. :)

Keep flying

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Monday, March 28, 2005 10:51 AM

WICCANSLYR


Here is mine entry:



reads:

Zoe: Sir you ARE aware that you have a problem with you clothes being missing?

Wash (thinking): Don't look down...just keep eye contact...whatever happens don't look down...

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Monday, March 28, 2005 10:59 AM

WICCANSLYR


GORRAMIT JOHN!

I TOLD YOU I had an entry!









If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Monday, March 28, 2005 11:24 AM

GREENBANDIT


I'd be upset that the entries are closed... but someone took my "casual fridays" idea.

Although:

Wash (thinking): Okay, Zoe's hand is on my arm, and I can see both of Mal's hands, so who keeps tapping me on the thigh?

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Monday, March 28, 2005 12:02 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
Here is mine entry:

Zoe: Sir you ARE aware that you have a problem with you clothes being missing?

Wash (thinking): Don't look down...just keep eye contact...whatever happens don't look down...



Zoe's line is very similar to my entry. Anyway, sorry you were too late, there's always next week. (And being too late just means you aren't going to win, there's nothing wrong with posting a good entry , this game is about laughing and having fun!)

BTW, go vote!

Keep flying

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Monday, March 28, 2005 1:08 PM

WICCANSLYR


Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:


Mal : You mean this *isn't* the God Ship Inappropriately Timed Nakedness?


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Keep flying





THIS ONE SHOULD TOTALLY WIN!

~Merc 'I'm only articulate when I'm naked' Rook~

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Monday, March 28, 2005 1:14 PM

WICCANSLYR


Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Quote:

Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
Here is mine entry:

Zoe: Sir you ARE aware that you have a problem with you clothes being missing?

Wash (thinking): Don't look down...just keep eye contact...whatever happens don't look down...



Zoe's line is very similar to my entry. Anyway, sorry you were too late, there's always next week. (And being too late just means you aren't going to win, there's nothing wrong with posting a good entry , this game is about laughing and having fun!)

BTW, go vote!

Keep flying



I did done. Guess who I voted fir.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Monday, March 28, 2005 1:15 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


Thanks! It was a bit too in-joke-ish to make it to the poll, though. ;) But doesn't stop me from posting it to start with!

~first mate "bunk's been rather cold lately" AFf

Keep flying

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Monday, March 28, 2005 6:24 PM

JRC



I couldn't help myself, even if I am a couple of weeks late.


Mal knows how scary pain is. Wash, not so much.



Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 4:05 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Wiccy, JRC, et al

Have fun with it all, I like to go back periodically and read the older CT threads and laugh again, so no entry is too late for laughter!

Cilantro!
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 5:55 AM

WICCANSLYR


John AKA TMC *snicker*

PPPPTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH!



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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 4:49 PM

KNIBBLET


Hey, 10CM, do I get my honorable mention for cilantro?


"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 5:26 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
John AKA TMC *snicker*



So would now be a bad time to point out the *OTHER* typo I found?

TCM
TMC
CMT
CTM
MCT
MTC whatever...

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 5:46 PM

WICCANSLYR


OTHER?!?!?!?!

That sir is not possible.

I Copyed and pasted SRAIGHT from your Siggy so any OTHERs are YOURS!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 6:27 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
OTHER?!?!?!?!

That sir is not possible.



I will show you next Shindig, and how you, not I, made the mistake when centering, and allowed 1 *coughhintcoughhint*, I say again, allowed "1" word to end one line instead of beginning the next. The funny part is, it still kinda works.

Still it is cool, that I, the swagdude, received swag. It's one of a kind, and there's no mistaking that (no pun intended...okay yes it was...beat me for it later, you know you want to!)

BTW- why are we hijacking my game thread for this?

Cilantro!
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 6:33 PM

WICCANSLYR




That Sir is NOT a typo but an editting mistake. There is a difference!




Hehehehehe

I Hyjacks cause I cans.

PS. I spelled it that way on porpose!


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