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The SereniTREE on Rukus, Pleasure Planet of the Cozen Cluster

POSTED BY: THEREALME
UPDATED: Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:04
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 5:02 AM

THEREALME




Here is the summary from our previous thread, “The FURTHER Adventures of the USS SereniTREE” ( http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=9080 ):

The laughing gas with which Static flooded the ship slowly dissipates, but not before we start talking and behaving like pirates, again.

To counter the mutineers, who have access to a fast runabout, TheRealMe attempts to get the Sereni-Tree maneuvering again by deploying a solar sail (with a big skull-and-crossbones proudly displayed). This becomes a futile exercise when TheGreyJedi turns the engines on, again. TheRealMe also climbs to the tallest yardarm and unfurls Shw’s flag.

Meanwhile, Mai becomes the ship’s tour guide.

New passengers: Dtuck, Indigo, and later, Casualty (who seems to be a magician of some sort, teleporting in with a spell).

The Mutiny of Rat (who was determined to be an R.O.U.S.) was quickly put down by Elwoodmom, who threw him out an air lock. Rat made one of the classic blunders… talking back to Mom. TheRealMe, being a dutiful son, fished him back.

Then, TheRealMe suggests that we set course toward the Cozen Cluster of stars, to see if we can get our old crewmate back. All agree, and Static makes it so. MontanaGirl and Rat work on a Transmogrifier to transform Cozen back into a human (or whatever he started as).

Next, a terrifying space parrot arrives, apparently sent by Cozen as a parrot-gram: Captain Jack Silver. It invites the crew to the planet Rukus, a pleasure planet in the Cozen Cluster. Also, it makes itself somewhat of a pest. MontanaGirl wistfully remembers her time of captivity. Later, it returns to inform the crew of the services available on Rukus, and of the rules of the place (of which there are effectively none).

Various crew members decide to acquire or create appropriately “naughty” attire for use on Rukus. ThatWeirdGirl picks an alluring, strategically-worn green sarong; Static zips down his flight suit; at Indigo’s suggestion, TheGreyJedi gets into a kilt (and NOTHING else aside from manly body hair); Casualty’s clothes become… a casualty as she snips and cuts them down to the appropriate level of skimpiness (and THEN Captain Jack Silver tears off a bit more); Ebo does a similar clothing conversion, and spikes her hair; MontanaGirl wears a bikini and reclines on pool tables; and TheRealMe and Mai travel to a 1920’s reality and return dressed as a gangster and flapper. Somewhere there is an interlude by They Might Be Giants.

What else? Oh, apparently NOBODY was having sex, BUT some folks seem to be contemplating it with a helicopter! Who am I to judge?

The SereniTree lands on Rukus, Pleasure Planet of the Cozen Cluster. Mai and TheRealMe are the first to disembark.



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 6:08 AM

JAKE7


*jake7, entranced by the 24 hour sunsets, sets off to find her room -- unfortunately, she keeps bumping into things because the sunsets are so spectacular (she keeps staring at them while trying to walk). After narrowly missing falling into the pool of pool tables, she finally snaps her attention to the job at hand -- finding her room.**

Ah! Here it is! #8.

*she opens the door to find an exquisitely decorated room in all shades of blue, her favorite color*

Oh MY! This is fantastic! I may never want to leave my room, though the bio-luminencent lake is calling to me as well.

*searching through the small cabinet of clothes so thoughtfully stocked by the staff, she actually finds a bathing suit in a style and color that actually seems flattering!*

Ok. I'm going swimming! See ya later!

*jake7 runs out of her room and heads quickly for the lake, before the sunset distracts her and she falls into the pool of pool tables - which she fully intends to take advantage of later with a game.*

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 7:28 AM

MAI


*Mai grabs her sunglasses and heads out the door with TRM*


As they walk along the path they come up on a multi-layered sign.
*Hotel lobby straight ahead

*Skimpy/naughty wear boutiques 1st and 78th level

*Bio-lumi' lakes 3/4 mile left

*Pool of pool tables back courtyard

*Premium 94.23 hole golf course 2 miles right,

*Spaceship ports/departing 2 lefts, 5 rights, 1 more left, 4 rights, around the corner, up the road, over the hill (and hey why are you leaving its a PLEASURE PLANET!)

Wow, what to do first?
*searches in bag for sunscreen* Crap! I knew I'd forget to pack something.
Guess we should go and check in.

Hey isn't that Jake7 up there on 23rd floor balcony? *waves* How'd you get up there so gorram quick like?


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Saturday, March 12, 2005 7:53 AM

THEGREYJEDI


Hmm. 24 hr sunsets. No stars?

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 9:52 AM

MONTANAGIRL


Just so y'all know, I've claimed room #3. It's the one with the black door with the trademarked 3 and Dale Earnhardt's signature on it. cozen sure thought of everything didn't he?

And Grey, I if you read the fine print in the brochure it says that the 24 hour sunsets are only on one portion of the planet. We'll just need to take the mule to the other side to star watch.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 9:54 AM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Hmm. 24 hr sunsets. No stars?

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Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE.



Squerch!

*Black Jack Silver (who's actually a grey parrot) lands gently upon the Grey Jedi's extended index finger*

Orbital mirrors. Initially utilized to boost temperatures during the terraforming phase, most are now pointed outwards to deflect excessive light and unseemly radiation from the myriad of stars in this cluster. Stars be a tad more densely packed in this sector of the 'verse. The remainder are angled in clever patterns to create the infinite sunset effect. Yeah, a touristy frill, to be sure, but it's workin' out, eh?



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trick or treat o' the light

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 9:56 AM

DTUCK


*Ignoring all warnings and common sense itself, DTuck leaps into the swimming pool, does a half-jacknife, double end-over-end flip... and thunks down on a pool table*

....

"Note to self: Destroy... all... puns..."


*A few band-aids later, he climbs out and heads toward the cloning facility, excitedly awaiting the creation of certain clones of the female persuasion.*

Another note to Self: Get some strawberries and washy sponges, prepare for re-creation of certain scenes.

Never have I appreciated my signature more than now.

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The best way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 12:52 PM

STATIC


*slips his arm around TWG's waist as they walk off towards the nearest beach together, kissing her tenderly*


Here, my sweetest. . .would you rather wander off somewhere alone? Or shall we find a few friends to share the enjoyment of this place?

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 3:17 PM

SIMONWHO


*skids to a halt*

Wow. I disappear for one week and I miss an entire thread (although I'm all caught up now). So this is the Cozen Cluster eh?

*realises he's still dressed in his skiing clothes*

Er... is there a snowy mountain about?

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 5:27 PM

RAT


All I need to know, is if there's RootBeer on tap, and a broad band connection? Or maybe I'll just patch in thru the smart fridge in my cabin!

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 5:35 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:


*realises he's still dressed in his skiing clothes*

Er... is there a snowy mountain about?



*Flapflapflapflap*

Squerch!

Mean asteroid temp at ground level is 28 C. Suitable for beaches and water skiing. Help yerself to one of the boats. Personal floatation devices strongly recommended.

Ahem.

There is now one fuly functional, hair in all the right places Kaylee Frye clone. Last seen getting snitty with one of the Simon Tam clones and proceeding huffily to the sub-basement to maintain the aircon system.

At this time, cozen thingy would recommend y'all at some point make a little time to introduce yourselves to our new concierge, Badgerclone#1. He will be your best connection to cozencluster in terms of acquiring the more scarce fun stuff, but will likely demand certain, shall we say, fees.

The River cloning project has met with some... difficulties. For some odd reason, the lab keeps turning out extremely hirsute versions of Ebonezer, with major 'tude. And, like, who can blame 'em?

Also at this time, cozenmanifestation is delaying release of the Inara clone. This is due to a small, yet significant, study based on the effects the formerly chocolate covered Jayne clone has had upon the formerly very nicely behaved Montangirl.

Squalk! It behooves me to say no more, say no more!



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nudge, nudge

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 5:50 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
*realises he's still dressed in his skiing clothes*

Er... is there a snowy mountain about?



Sure are! *Ratboy points at a long winding road that leads over a cliff with jagged rocks below. As SW starts down the road, Ratboy puts his head in his hands, and says to himself "I am a delinquent".*

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 6:12 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
*Ratboy points at a long winding road that leads over a cliff with jagged rocks below. As SW starts down the road, Ratboy puts his head in his hands, and says to himself "I am a delinquent".*

-Ratboy



*BJS circles at a safe remove from the fortuitously unarmed Ratboy*

Squlff!

Long odds, how ya ever sired such a nice feller as TRM.

*Flaps off to catch up SimonWho and let him in on the fact that he's entirely too over dressed for the thread*

*First, though....*



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Bombs away!

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 6:49 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:
*BJS circles at a safe remove from the fortuitously unarmed Ratboy*

Squlff!



*Ratboy reach's for his boot, pulls out his LeMat, then fires nine rounds at the annoying bird....they all miss, fireing the shot, (thinking it was bird shot) he missed again*

Okay, who loaded me with buck shot?

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 8:14 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:


The River cloning project has met with some... difficulties. For some odd reason, the lab keeps turning out extremely hirsute versions of Ebonezer, with major 'tude. And, like, who can blame 'em?




Oh oh. Last time there was a word i didn't understand, we ended up with an effigy. Stand back kids, this could be dangerous.

*Ebo types 'hirsute' into webster.com*

Lesse here...

"Hirsute: HAIRY 1; especially : covered with coarse stiff hairs"

Ewwww. Thats icky.

Hey, I didn't realize there was another thread, so i made more posts on the old thread. But i'll put them here for your-selves to read.

Quote:

Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Well, I always try to be good.

But sometimes, I'm excellent!


I don't think you're excellent, I think you're SHINY!



Ob my theater trip this weekend, we were talking about cool things. And this one chick was like, "I spell cool K-E-W-L."

And my friend (actually i think this guy is my brother. We were totaly seperated at birth. We're like exactly the same) anyway he says, "I'm such a rebel, I spell my cool K-O-W-L."

and I'm like, "I spell it S-H-I-N-Y."

and they were confused, but too sleep deprived to wonder to hard about it. (Hey, tha'd be like me! 3 hours of sleep in the last 36 hours. Yes!) (I'm gonna look at this post later, when i'm more awake, and be like, 'why did I post that? That was stupid.')

Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

Yes, Ebo, I see you abstaining. Good girl.




...uh yeah...about that...what happens on the Theater Trip, stays at the Theater Trip though. So technicaly i am still abstaining. (no really!)

*Now that she has THAT out of the way, Ebo goes to find her room. She needs to sleep for a few days for to be less-tired.*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 8:30 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Last time there was a word i didn't understand, we ended up with an effigy.



We ended up with an effigy to shellac??

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 9:39 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:
This is due to a small, yet significant, study based on the effects the formerly chocolate covered Jayne clone has had upon the formerly very nicely behaved Montangirl.


Hey buddy, everything I know I learned from you, so you have only yourself to blame. Besides, I thought we agreed that as long as we were having a good time, anything goes (virtual-wise). And I'm enjoying my Jayne clone VERY much. Thank you ever so kindly for providing him.

And hey, SimonWho's caught up with us! Yay!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 9:59 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Last time there was a word i didn't understand, we ended up with an effigy.



We ended up with an effigy to shellac??

-Ratboy



Before your time, Rat. Here's the story:

Heavily influenced by alcohol, some of the clubouse residents fashioned an effigy of Ebonezer, since our leader was absent over the New Year Holiday. After the destruction of my robot, Sparky, in the encounter with the Eldritch Horror from the Purple Dimension, I animated the Effigy to help out around here.

Now, you see, the Effigy of Ebo is the Ebo Golem.




The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 10:18 PM

THEREALME


Gee, Mai, it looks like Jake7 is in room number 8. We could take rooms 4 and 6 near her, if you like.

Doctor SimonWho! Good to have you back! Say, DTuck just fell into a... SimonWho, where are you going, and why are you in that parka?


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Saturday, March 12, 2005 10:42 PM

MAI


OK people, the SereniTREE tour guide is offically on vaction! You're on your own! BTW, welcome back SW. Glad you found us again. You do realize that mountain isn't exactly skiable, right? Well, who am I to deter someone from exploring dangerous heights and sharp pointy rocks.

Sound good TRM, I'll take 4. *Hands TRM key to #6* Not that I plan on spending a whole lot of time in my room mind you. That is until I find myself a nice Simonclone to umm... "entertain" me. ah-hem anyway, time to go and check out the rooms...

*Jumps on the elevator, holding the door wide open*, anyone else going up? For some reason, it appears rooms 2-48 are all on the 23rd and 24th floor. Wonder what's on the levels in between?

***************************************
Mai, SereniTREE Tour Guide Extrodinare


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Saturday, March 12, 2005 11:01 PM

SIMONWHO


*skies fast down steep slope*

Uh oh, lots of sharp rocks ahead. Ratboy, your ski-tour guide skills leave a lot to be desired.

*quickly rock hops for three hundred metres*

*leaps ten foot wide crevasse*

*swings across asteroid larva*

*skids to a halt by main party*

Phew. That was a mean black run there. Pretty impressive moves though, eh?

*gets pole caught underneath ski and falls over*

Bugger.

Right, better change into something more appropriate.

*changes into leather jacket, black shirt, casual trousers*

Ah, the clothing convenience of being a modern day sci-fi fan.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 3:31 AM

CASUALTY


Room #7 sounds good to me. It being my lucky number and all.

*Casualty steps in to the lift/elevator being very kindly held open by mai*

I am curious to find what's on the other floors too. I wonder if it might be a shoe shop? BJS did a very good job on the lets-make-Casualty-wear-as-little-as-possible-and-still-look-decent front, but my snow boots are hardly appropriate footwear.

Also I was thinking, I'd rather like a campfire, but these 24 hour sunsets don't really enhance the romantic atmosphere of a campfire much. Anything we can do?

(edited because I can't spell! Whoops!)

"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 6:54 AM

THEREALME


* The Real Me strolls onto the elevator with Mai and Casualty. He stares at his Number 6 room key and wonders if Cozen has set up a Village. "I am not a number! I am a free man!" *

As far as perpetual sunsets go, I think that only part of the asteroid is set up that way. We can try to find another, darker place here.

If not, then I can make a dimensional portal to such a place. Although that sort of defeats the purpose of travelling to this world.

As far as the room numbering goes, if Cozen is using the same dimensional folding technique that I use in the SereniTree, it could be that all floors use the same numbering because they are all sort of the same floor.

Anyway, ladies, I'll be in my bunk... uh, I mean, my room.

Has anyone seen Mal-licious?





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Sunday, March 13, 2005 10:52 AM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Has anyone seen Mal-licious?



I sent her skiing with SW.

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 12:51 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Has anyone seen Mal-licious?



No, and frankly I'm concerned.


Rat? I don't ski. One of my many nicknames is "Grace" simply because I have none and would most likely fall off of the mountain.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 1:05 PM

SIMONWHO


But that's the beauty of skiing. When walking you can have all the suaveness of an elephant walking along an uneven hot pavement with no sandals on and yet when you ski, it's as though you're flying on the snow.

Must stop now, I know people hate skiers who go on about how great skiing is and how you must go skiing, you'd love it, it's just...

*gets throttled by random non-skier*

Anyway, I'm in my sci-fi costume now. No more skiing.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 1:27 PM

MALICIOUS


Thank you SW. When I was younger, I would have loved to have tried skiing. But now, with my "bionic" back (I had surgery and my back is now made of titanium), I don't even want to attempt it. There would be little metal pieces scattered allll over the slopes. And, really, who wants that? All the kings men couldn't put Mal-Licious back together again...

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 2:28 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
*slips his arm around TWG's waist as they walk off towards the nearest beach together, kissing her tenderly*
Here, my sweetest. . .would you rather wander off somewhere alone? Or shall we find a few friends to share the enjoyment of this place?



*twg leans into her beloved's arm and returns his kiss. they meander down the beach, the waters lapping at their ankles. twg takes Static's hand and leads him off to a small grotto near the beach*

I think this will be a lovely place to watch the sunset. If the others wish to join us they may, but until they get here we should make the most of this beautiful seclusion.

*Static and twg settle into the enclave and build a small fire to keep the chill at bay (picture wash and zoe omr). twg peppers Static's face and neck with kisses*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 3:07 PM

SIMONWHO


I always knew you were a six million dollar woman, Malicious, and now I know why.

What a beautiful beach and what a magnificent sunset. There's really only one thing to do now: play beach cricket! Right, who wants to bat first? We'll need plenty of fielders too. Gather round, a nice orderly queue.

What do you mean, what's cricket?

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 3:34 PM

EBONEZER


*Ebo wakes up..somewhere...(she doesn't recall picking a room number but discovers she's in #3.) and feels nice and refreshed after sleeping for 15 hours. (this IS the land of fantasy, yes? We can just leave out the part where I'm exreamly sick IRL)*

*She looks out the big picture window and admires the sunsets for a while before noticing that everybosy seens to have moved to the beach.*

Yay! Beach!

*Ebo puts on a bikini and wraps a sarong around her waist, then rides the elivator down and joins the party.*

Wow. Cricket! I have no idea how that game works. I know it involves a big stick thing though.

*Ebo picks up a bat*

Alright, now if the zombies come, I'll be ready.



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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 4:12 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
I had surgery and my back is now made of titanium.



How do you get thru airports?............I'm really asking!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 4:31 PM

MAI


*Walks out of elevator and peers down corridor*

Did that seem like an unusually looonnnnggg elevator ride to anyone else?

Finally, my room. *Opens door to #4 and stands at the threshold mouth agape* WHOA. It's absolutely astounding! It's decorated as an exact replica of Inara's shuttle. Wonder if that'll help or hinder my progress with the Simonclone?

*Walks across the room to the cockpit/window and spies several crew members gathering on the beach.
Hmmm. *thinking* No. It can wait. I'll go to the beach as soon as I've unpacked.

1.7 seconds later...

Opens the wall length wardrobe
Ah well, at least I will be fashionably late.
The entire cabinet is filled with Inara like sophisticated gowns with a few casually elegant short and tank top sets and swimsuits folded at the bottom.

Well, that's done. *Changes quickly into swimsuit and gossamer pink coverup*

*Jumps on the elevator* feeling slightly nauseous from 10 second descent.
*Walks (a bit wobbly) down the path toward the beach. Halfway down the path, encountering yet another sign.

This way ----------->>>> to the Ruckus Fantasy Amusement Park.

Hmmm...interesting. Well, if you've seen one bioluminescent lake you've seen 'em all.
This *squinting eyes* to make out barely visible, vaguely ferris wheel shaped object, in the distance, might be fun.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 4:43 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*tosses on a loose "wallace" (that means no sleeves) style shirt and tucks it into his shirt. walks barefoot on the beach letting the water splash across his feet.*

Sunsets aren't too bad I guess.

*spies a certain bright haired Cap'n*

Nice suit.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 8:09 PM

THEREALME


Yes, a LONG elevator ride, indeed!

* The Real Me enters room Number 6, and discovers that it is an exact duplicate of his quarters on the SereniTree. The wardrobe is filled with odd black suits. *

Hmmmm...

* The Real Me puts one on, attaches a badge with a "6" to his jacket, and heads down to the beach to join the fun. *

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 8:17 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:


*spies a certain bright haired Cap'n*

Nice suit.




Thanks! Hey, I hear there's an amusement park over yonder somewhere.

*Ebo jestures with her cricket bat.*

Who wants to come with me to ride the roller coaster?

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 9:49 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Who wants to come with me to ride the roller coaster?






-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 10:09 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:

*Ebo jestures with her cricket bat.*

Who wants to come with me to ride the roller coaster?



*ponders the wisdom of saying no to a crazy teen theatre chick waving a bat around.*

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Monday, March 14, 2005 4:20 AM

CASUALTY


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:


Who wants to come with me to ride the roller coaster?




Oh me! Me, I do. But afterwards can we make spider dogs and melt marshmallows on sticks? And possibly, if anyone feels like it can we sing campfire songs?

So much fun to be had.

*Skips out of her room to meet Ebo on the beach*

Psst. Cricket bats are dangerous. I got hit round the head with one in Cornwall once.

"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"

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Monday, March 14, 2005 5:52 AM

THEREALME


Mal-licious!

I didn't find any Home Depots in Cozen's planet-wide directory, but perhaps you'd care to accompany me to take a walk on the beach?

Later, I might be induced to peel a grape or two for you.



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Monday, March 14, 2005 5:52 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me enters room Number 6, and discovers that it is an exact duplicate of his quarters on the SereniTree. The wardrobe is filled with odd black suits. *
Hmmmm...
* The Real Me puts one on, attaches a badge with a "6" to his jacket, and heads down to the beach to join the fun. *



*twg recognizes the suit TRM is wearing*
I hope you’re not implying what it sounds like you’re implying…
*twg makes mental note to watch for giant bubbles*


*twg uses some kind of special power, someone else can decide what the power is, to talk with the girls while still completely Static enthralled.*
I love roller coasters! However, I am delightfully detained at the moment. Perhaps in a few days, I will join you. Casualty, I have an encyclopedia of camp songs in my brain, as well as camp recipes: spider dogs, s’mores, banana boats, bacteria pancakes, drop doughnuts, ham & pineapple in coals, egg-in-a-hole, crawfish boil…just give me a fire, some foil, maybe a cast iron skillet or Dutch oven and some rations and I'll make the vittles.


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Monday, March 14, 2005 6:13 AM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Who wants to come with me to ride the roller coaster?






-Ratboy



Geez.. .

Rat. . .

Why do you have to be THAT guy?

Don't be that guy!

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Monday, March 14, 2005 7:38 AM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Hey isn't that Jake7 up there on 23rd floor balcony? *waves* How'd you get up there so gorram quick like?



*jake7, floating in the lake responds*
Hey, Mai! I somehow managed to trip into the express elevator.

Thanks to staring at these fabulous sunsets, I tripped out my window. Thanks to the low gravity spot right under my window, I was able to float gently to the ground to get to the bio'lake.

It's a real trip!

*jake7 notices that TRM is in a black suit*
TRM, aren't you going to boil in that thing? Cripes! If I did my math right from the last thread, it's over 90 degrees here!

Check your closet, I'm SURE they have a swimsuit in there that you can use!

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Monday, March 14, 2005 9:57 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Mal-licious!

I didn't find any Home Depots in Cozen's planet-wide directory, but perhaps you'd care to accompany me to take a walk on the beach?

Later, I might be induced to peel a grape or two for you.



TRM! I will race you to the sand.... I win!

Ohhh, look! Real stars wash up instead of starfish...

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, March 14, 2005 10:01 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
How do you get thru airports?............I'm really asking!



I have yet to try, but I ASSUME I should probably bring my 18" thick medical file, including my 457 X rays. Unless I feel like getting felt up--OOOPS! I meant to say FRISKED--by the airport law.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, March 14, 2005 11:40 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


while typing random words into google search I found an interesting little place. Firefly Beach Cottages Negril Jamaica. Seems to be a clothing optional white sand beach resort. This must be the place Wash was hoping to visit.


**'firefly' was not one of the words i searched, weird huh...for some reason i also feel the need to tell you
'clothing optional' and 'nude' were not searched either.**

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Monday, March 14, 2005 1:19 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Evil, Lecherous Hump



Geez.. .

Static. . .

Why do you have to be THAT guy?

Don't be that guy!


-Ratboy

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Monday, March 14, 2005 1:47 PM

KNIBBLET


I thought y'all might be interested to learn that Knibblet has the concession booth selling all sunscreen and lotion products on this planet.
This includes lotions that heat up when you blow on ... 'em. :)

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

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Monday, March 14, 2005 1:57 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
she doesn't recall picking a room number but discovers she's in #3.


Um, Ebo, I'm already in #3. Unless there are two room 3's and you're in one and I'm in another. 'Cause I don't think you should be in my room with my Adam clone . I flunked Kindergarten because I wouldn't share.

Quote:

Alright, now if the zombies come, I'll be ready.


Hehe. That comment just made my day.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Monday, March 14, 2005 2:08 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
she doesn't recall picking a room number but discovers she's in #3.


Um, Ebo, I'm already in #3. Unless there are two room 3's and you're in one and I'm in another.





No no no no no no no no no. . .


YOU are in room "W". . .it's just in a pretty script. . .so it looks like a "3". On it's side? Geez! You were in such a hurry to get in there with Adam, you slammed the door hard enough to knock the "W" on it's side.

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Monday, March 14, 2005 2:09 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


well I was workin on continuing our wholesome romantical type evening on the beach and then Knibblet posts:
Quote:


I thought y'all might be interested to learn that Knibblet has the concession booth selling all sunscreen and lotion products on this planet. This includes lotions that heat up when you blow on ... 'em. :)




How am I going to stay all sweet with chocolate clones, optional clothing, and heating lotions?

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