GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

The Voyages Of The Star Ship "SereniTREE"

POSTED BY: RAT
UPDATED: Monday, March 7, 2005 09:01
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Thursday, March 3, 2005 10:29 AM

RAT


* Ratboy puts on his mask*
First rule of mutiny is always have your gas mask ready.

-Ratboy

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 10:36 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*twg smiles devilishly at Static*

So we are completely sealed off from the others...like all by ourselves? Here, just you and me?


www.thatweirdgirl.com
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After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 10:39 AM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg smiles devilishly at Static*

So we are completely sealed off from the others...like all by ourselves? Here, just you and me?


www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley



'Fraid so. All alone up here. . .and we forgot to bring a magazine to read. Got any ideas on how to pass the time while Rat runs around in circles until he gets sleepy?

(Side note: I have an image in my head of all the essential areas of the ship completely sealed off, so any mutineers would engage in what we call "Bucky Time". . .basically running amuck, but harmless until they wear themselves out.)

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 10:43 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
[B*She plops down on the couch to watch Lost.*

Damn it! That fucktard on the TV screen looks just like him!!




Hurley, right?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 2:11 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Okay. In true powergaming fashion, I've gained complete control of this vessel. Anyone tries to stir up trouble is gonna inhale so much Nitrous Oxide, they'll be giggling at rolled-up socks for two weeks.



*sits mostly unaffected in his Mon Calamari Ackbar chair sipping his Cheerwine. Raises an eyebrow at the glaring christmas tree of alarm lights, not hearing the alarm through his aircraft quality headphones.*

What's all this then?

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 2:55 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

ThatWeirdGirl wrote:
Oh TRM, it's not you, I promise. You never make me down. In fact you're one of the reasons I look forward to visiting FFF. I think you're a wonderful man I plan on meetin you for lunch one day...Don't forget about that.



* With a stupid grin, The Real Me sighs, holds his cheek where ThatWeirdGirl kissed him, and floats to his room, needing no help from super-science or psychic powers. Dreamily, he says: *

Uh, okay.



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 2:58 PM

THEREALME



* In his room, The Real Me is about to hit the purple cue ball to knock the 3-ball into a corner pocket. As he is taking the shot, the PA system blares with Static’s voice, startling The Real Me: *

Your attention please, your attention please. General Quarters. All personell, we are at general Quarters. All crew please report to your duty stations at once. All stations will be sealed in 45 seconds.

* The Real Me scratches the purple cue ball. *

Heh, heh.

* The Real Me checks to make sure his door is safely locked, then turns back to Jake7. In an Arnold-esque accent, he says: *

“Ah’ll be back.” Heh heh heh heh….

* The Real Me reaches out with his hand and a spot of light appears in mid-air. *

Heh heh.





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Thursday, March 3, 2005 3:01 PM

THEREALME



* A spot of light appears on the bridge. It expands to become a ring of fire surrounding a dark void. From this hole in reality steps The Real Me. The hole in reality quickly closes behind him. *

Static! *Heh heh* What’s the *heh heh* situation? *heh heh* Please *heh heh* please locate Captain *heh heh heh* Ebonezer. Then… heh heh heh heh… Then…*

* The Real Me collapses in an uncontrollable giggling fit, tears flowing from his eyes, pointing at the cuddling pair of ThatWeirdGirl and Static. *



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 3:19 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
All alone up here. . .and we forgot to bring a magazine to read.



Ratboy over the comm: Don't worry, I left the fubruary Shutterbug on the console.

Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Got any ideas on how to pass the time while Rat runs around in circles until he gets sleepy?



Ratboy over the comm: Hehe! You could pass the time by geting me out of here. Hehe!

-Ratboy

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 3:37 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Your attention please, your attention please. General Quarters. All personell, we are at general Quarters. All crew please report to your duty stations at once. All stations will be sealed in 45 seconds.



Duty stations? I don't have a duty, or a station, or a title for that matter. What the heck do I do around here? Where am I supposed to go?

*Runs in confused circles until she falls down.*

Wow, we have a spinning ceiling.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 4:09 PM

SIMONWHO


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

SW, will you really say lift, pavement, and aluminium? *twg ponders SW's offer...she has Static, Grey, and GregIV does she have time for a fourth electronical type romance? plus IRL and Jake...* Simon if you make a breakfast of clotted cream, berries and scones and get me some real soda bread, I may be able to make room for you on the couch.



Fourth? And my position would be... on the couch? Good grief girl. That's just ... degrading. There's nothing wrong with letting the other girls have their own personal creepy internet boyfriend. Share the loving.

Aw, don't cry, don't cry. *pats TWG's back awkwardly*. There, there. Look, here's some scones with fresh cream and berries. And I've placed a bid on eBay for real soda bread, whatever that is.

Bah. I never say the right thing with women.

At least I know better now than to talk politics. All I would say is a quote from someone much older and wiser than myself: "The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common; they both changes the facts to fit their views rather than their views to fit the facts. Which can be quite inconvenient if you're one of those facts that doesn't fit."

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 4:15 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by montanagirl:
I don't have a duty, or a station, or a title for that matter.



All that will change, once I'm caption! Glad to see you'r with us!

Static, will you cut that gas off!

-Ratboy

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 5:32 PM

MALICIOUS


OOOH! Ebo, I do believe he's plannin' to overthrow you!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 5:41 PM

THEREALME


* With effort, The Real Me rises, still giggling, from the deck of the bridge where he had been lying. *

Nuh- *heh* never! *heh heh* Ebo *heh* Ebo is Ca- *heh heh heh* Captain! *Heh*

Static! Wh- *heh* Why gas *heh* us? *Heh heh heh*

* The Real Me falls back to the deck of the bridge, laughing hysterically.



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 5:52 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by montanagirl:
I don't have a duty, or a station, or a title for that matter.



All that will change, once I'm caption! Glad to see you'r with us!

Static, will you cut that gas off!

-Ratboy



**Smiles at Rat's image on his monitor and then smiles up at his beloved**

I think he's had enough. I'll turn the gas off now.

**punches the gas control switch, which breaks off under his hand**

Oh. . .ummmmmm. . .yikes. No worries!! I'll just cut the main flow off with this old-fashioned, hand-crank, comedically large relief valve!

**crosses to the comedically large valve and begins to slowly turn the wheel, which promptly breaks off in his hands and Static and TWG can hear loud hissing sounds of gas escaping through every vent except on the bridge.**

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 6:22 PM

RAT


I'm just glad I still have my gas mask on, here MG, you take one too, RealMe you can have a mask too, IF you join with us to over thow Ebo!!

-Ratboy

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 6:43 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*sniffs the air*

...dangit, Static.

*finishes his Cheerwine, starts a second.*

All this nitro's gonna...

*the ship lurches forward as the massive amounts of nitro seap into the fusion drive through the cooling vents.*

...hit the fusion drive. I'ma hafta clean this up.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 7:06 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:

I think he's had enough. I'll turn the gas off now.

**punches the gas control switch, which breaks off under his hand**



The Real Me points and laughs uncontrollably at Static's antics.

Quote:


Oh. . .ummmmmm. . .yikes. No worries!! I'll just cut the main flow off with this old-fashioned, hand-crank, comedically large relief valve!

**crosses to the comedically large valve and begins to slowly turn the wheel, which promptly breaks off in his hands and Static and TWG can hear loud hissing sounds of gas escaping through every vent except on the bridge.**



Helpless on the deck of the bridge, The Real Me tries to wipe the tears from his eyes, but fails.


The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 8:33 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
[B*She plops down on the couch to watch Lost.*

Damn it! That fucktard on the TV screen looks just like him!!




Hurley, right?

Mal-licious



Pssh, no. I kinda like hurley. He's got a certain charm about him.

I'm talking about Saied (sp?) he looks JUST LIKE SAIED. Its downright unsettling.

*Ebo looks around*

Where the hell is everybody? And whats this I keep hearing about a mutiny?

Pshh, I am SOOO un-concerned. Which doesn't mean I don't care. I care a lot. I'm just to tired to think of any fantastic mutiny-overthrowing techneqes.

Someone save the day and i'll give you a shiny prize-shaped something.



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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 12:03 AM

MAI


Just so you know. Yes, I have lost my mind completely. Or maybe it's just the nitrous oxide. It's hard to tell. You two (giggling madly at TWG and Static)inspired me to sing a little song. I think its pretty fitting

TWG and Static sitting in a tree (ship/boat thing)
K*I*S*S*I*N*G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes the baby in
a baby carriage....


hahhahahahahahahaha

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Friday, March 4, 2005 12:37 AM

SIMONWHO


Well, this trouble all started when Ebo criticised the Bushes. So the simplest method of fixing it is for me to travel back in time and swap the real George W. Bush with a baby from a really low class family. You know, the parents are both alcoholics/drug users, limited intelligence, a short temper, unable to tell fiction from reality, genetics which will make the infant totally unsuitable for the post of President.

*travels back in time and does swapsies*

There, that wasn't so....

*looks at newspapers*

Uh oh.

Well, sorry about that. It appears I've created a temporal paradox based around a parody by ebo. A parodyox if you will. So, in a way ebo, the last five years are your fault.

Hmm. Still got a problem with the mutiny. Perhaps if we trap Rat like a ... er, small rodent in the corridors then switch on real world physics in that area. Then when we all agree that parody is a first amendment right, we can let him out.

*switches on real world physics in Rat's area*

Oh, and I have a double larynx. Nitrous Oxide doesn't affect me. Ahaahhahahahahaha! (That's my normal laugh).

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Friday, March 4, 2005 7:47 AM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:

* The Real Me scratches the purple cue ball. *
Heh, heh.
* The Real Me checks to make sure his door is safely locked, then turns back to Jake7. In an Arnold-esque accent, he says: *

“Ah’ll be back.” Heh heh heh heh….

* The Real Me reaches out with his hand and a spot of light appears in mid-air. *

Heh heh.



*jake7, taking advantage of TRM's scratch, manages to clear off the table before falling helplessly to the floor in a fit of laughter*
I *gasp* [chuckle] can't *gasp*[hee hee]breathe! *wheeze* [snicker]

Someone [giggle]*gasp* PLEASE *choke* [hahahaha] turn *wheeze* off *cough* the *gasp* gas!

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Friday, March 4, 2005 8:11 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
I kinda like hurley. He's got a certain charm about him.



I KNOW! I like him too. I was just telling someone at work today the same thing.

Oh, poor Ebo! Saaid (sp?) is freakin' HOT. But so is Jack. Sawyer, not so much.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, March 4, 2005 10:21 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
TWG and Static sitting in a tree (ship/boat thing)
K*I*S*S*I*N*G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes the baby in
a baby carriage....
hahhahahahahahahaha


*snort* HAHAHA, hehehe, ho, mmm. You'd think I was in a gas filled corridor. That was, hehehe, entertaining Mai.

*twg controls her laughter, and watches TRM writhe on the floor* He looks all cute when he turns red.

*the bright red flashing light in the center of the console catches her attention* Um, hon, should we be concerned with that gauge? It looks like there's something very wrong with the engines.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley

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Friday, March 4, 2005 12:14 PM

SIMONWHO


Oops. Was Rat standing near the engines when I turned real world physics back on around him?

Well, if so, this could be a bit of a problem. How do people feel about exploding in the atmosphere? Yes, we would die a horrible lingering death but on the other hand, it would look really cool for those on the ground...

Oh, all right.

*turns off real world physics again*

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Friday, March 4, 2005 1:47 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:


Oh, poor Ebo! Saaid (sp?) is freakin' HOT. But so is Jack. Sawyer, not so much.




I know! *cries* My Saaid isn't as fit as the Saaid on Lost though, so its all good.

You don't like Sawyer? Dude, that guy is FREAKING hot!

Anyways, I'm more awake now, whats this about a munity?

*Ebo looks around* Oh right. I see that we're having one.

Easily solved.

*Ebo finds some chalk and draws a line on the ground, just in front of the bar. She makes sure all the booze, ice cream, and scones in the joint are on her side of the line and makes an announcement over the PA*

Everybody on my side, please step over this line. Everybody not on my side, well, you guys can just stay over there and be sober.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 2:11 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Everybody on my side, please step over this line. Everybody not on my side, well, you guys can just stay over there and be sober.




And on my side of the line, I'v got PepsiMilk, Pepsi, RootBeer and AIR!!!

-Ratboy

edit- I also have the last of the Cheerwine!

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Friday, March 4, 2005 2:15 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:

And on my side of the line, I'v got ...AIR!!!




Yeah, i got that too. See me talking and not falling over and turning purple? Thats because of a sweet thing called oxygen. Which I have.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 2:24 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
See me talking and not falling over and turning purple?



Come to think of it, I DON'T see you talking and not falling over and turning purple!!!

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 4, 2005 3:46 PM

SIMONWHO


I'm on ebo's side of the line, but I'm preparing some extra delicious scones for Rat when he makes up with her. Yes, he's a mutineer, but he's one of the loveable ones, like Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island (is Tim Curry anything other than loveable?)

If you look at the previous thread Rat, you can see that ebo is changing colour but she's turning red, not purple. I don't think it's oxygen deprivation that's causing that though.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 3:52 PM

EBONEZER


*Ebo looks down at her clothes.*

Holy God! Am i still wearing this TuTu? I think its time for a change.

*Ebo starts to walk over to her pool table to find a change of clothes, but realizes that doing so would put her on the wrong side of the line.*

Crap.

*A lightbulb goes on above Ebo's head.*

I know!

*she takes the chalk and extends the line around the pool table and back to the bar.*

Taa-daa! Now lets see if I can find some less-frilly clothes.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 4:00 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Captain Ebo, we cannot leave the bridge at this point in time. Hopefully I'm not out of line when I say we (TRM, Static, myself) support you...I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.

Rat, I'm not worried about my lack of PepsiMilk because I have TRM. He can find more PepsiMilk when he stops laughing. Besides, when there is Guinness...I tend to forget about the PepsiMilk.

Sawyer? I guess if you like that sort of thing, I've always thought Finn was the better choice between the two. Tim Curry is indeed loveable.

*twg taps on the screen of the still flashing engine gauge* Um, this still looks bad. Love, can’t you make Grey fix this thing?


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After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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Friday, March 4, 2005 4:39 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Anyways, I'm more awake now, whats this about a munity?

*Ebo looks around* Oh right. I see that we're having one.

Easily solved.

*Ebo finds some chalk and draws a line on the ground, just in front of the bar. She makes sure all the booze, ice cream, and scones in the joint are on her side of the line and makes an announcement over the PA*

Everybody on my side, please step over this line. Everybody not on my side, well, you guys can just stay over there and be sober.



*watches Cap'n Ebo on a vid screen from engineering as he finishes his second Cheerwine. Pulls out a Guiness and continues to watch.*

This cap'n, that cap'n, just so long as they let me keep this ship up and running without interference I'm happy. 'Sides, I'm all sealed up in here. Though maybe someone should *pushes the comm button for the cockpit* SHUT OFF THE GORRAM NITRO BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TOO GORRAM FAST! BECAUSE OF THE NITRO!! STATIC!!!

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Friday, March 4, 2005 4:52 PM

RAT


*In hopes of keeping, Gray and Static(and remembering that they too live in the deep south) on his side of the line, Ratboy runs to the store to buy lots and lots and lots............and lots and lots........and lots of RC & Moonpie!!*

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 4, 2005 5:08 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
*she(Ebo)takes the chalk and extends the line around the pool table and back to the bar.*



*Seeing this, Ratboy takes some chalk and draws a tight circle around Ebo, and quickly shellacs it down*

Anybody with me, get on my side of the line, but anybody with ebo, go stand with her in her little circle!!!

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 4, 2005 5:15 PM

EBONEZER


Hmmm...

*Ebo erases the chalkline with her foot and finds a Sharpie. She re-draws the origonal bar and pooltable encompasing line. As an afterthought, she daws the line into the bathroom as well.*

Hehe, I'll get 'em when they gotta pee. Even rootbeer and pepsimilk fills your bladder.

*Ebo is proud of herself.*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 5:26 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
*Seeing this, Ratboy takes some chalk and draws a tight circle around Ebo, and quickly shellacs it down*



Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
*Ebo erases the chalkline with her foot and finds a Sharpie. She re-draws the origonal bar and pooltable encompasing line. As an afterthought, she daws the line into the bathroom as well.*



EEK!!!

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 4, 2005 5:28 PM

EBONEZER


WTF is shellac?



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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 5:44 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
WTF is shellac?



http://www.shellac.org/shellac.html

You know when you go in to a seedy bar, and thers a doller on the floor, and you reach for it, but find out it's in the floor? Thats shellac!

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 4, 2005 5:58 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
You know when you go in to a seedy bar, and thers a doller on the floor, and you reach for it, but find out it's in the floor? Thats shellac!



Ebo has not been in a seedy bar...*twg eyes Ebo on the view screen* has she.

We don't need your moonpies and RC because I have a case of moonpies in the emergency compartment. And a microwave thingy to lightly warm and gooify the moonpies.


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Friday, March 4, 2005 5:59 PM

EBONEZER


Yeah, well. I didn't know that. Thus, physics do not apply and the Sharpie line remains!

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Friday, March 4, 2005 5:59 PM

EBONEZER


Yeah, well. I didn't know that. Thus, physics do not apply and the Sharpie line remains!

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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:04 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:


Ebo has not been in a seedy bar...*twg eyes Ebo on the view screen* has she.




Well sure, but just because I spend a lot of time in Nevada, and they let minors into bars there. We'll go at, like, 2 or 3 in the afternoon after foxhunting.


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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:05 PM

SIMONWHO


Well, I don't go to bars like that and ebo shouldn't be in bars at all (you know, what with you having laws against minors in bars, ask your local President).

Anyway, now that we're in space, I thought people might like to play some PC games. I've hooked up a few PCs to the Internet and they've all got accounts for lots of cool software including City of Heroes and Half Life 2.

If you see a guy wandering around Atlas Park called Big Damn Hero, well, that's me. I've already have several people recognise the name as being from Firefly, very cool.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:10 PM

THEGREYJEDI


It's Grey. Like the brits. And while Moonpies and RC are tempting, I have Cheerwine. And milk in the mini-fridge. And some pizza. Just call me Switzerland. You guys can fight it out, I'll just make sure the ship keeps running. Or at least engineering.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:15 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Ebo has not been in a seedy bar...*



When I say "seedy bar" I mean like a bar & grill, you know a family place, but still seedy!

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:22 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
When I say "seedy bar" I mean like a bar & grill, you know a family place, but still seedy!


Nice backpedaling!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:30 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by montanagirl:
Nice backpedaling!



Teatotalin' baptist here!

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:54 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
Well, I don't go to bars like that and ebo shouldn't be in bars at all (you know, what with you having laws against minors in bars...)



Nevada doesn't! I love Nevada.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 8:22 PM

THEREALME


* Suddenly, The Real Me stops laughing and sits upright, a perplexed look on his face. *

Wait a minute! What am I doing? Mutiny isn't FUNNY!

We're with you, Cap'n Ebo!


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