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The Sereni-TREE "Love Shack"!!!!!!!

POSTED BY: STATIC
UPDATED: Thursday, February 24, 2005 18:52
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Thursday, February 24, 2005 2:56 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:

Ew. Man-back. Who wants that? Men is such ugly creatures, it's a wonder there's a straight woman on the planet.




**wraps his arms around his lovely showerbuddy and turns them so SW is treated to the beauty that is TWG's back while conversing over her shoulder almost casually (thank goodness for steam)**

SimonWho, I completely agree. The woman's body is the very DEFINITION of a curve. Soooooooooooo aesthetically pleasing. 'Specially THIS one.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 2:58 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Yep. Tech geek. Chief Engineer. The old vac is still tucked away in the cleaning closet. Who's flying this thing? I've got refits to do.

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Grey! Throw the magbrake on the main controls, kick in the autopilot and I'll take the controls after I'm done in the shower!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:05 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Grey! Throw the magbrake on the main controls, kick in the autopilot and I'll take the controls after I'm done in the shower!

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Jesus. I gotta take care of this mess. I swear. Can't stay focused on duties.

*mutter mutter curmudgeon. Lights a cigar, throws down the shaded pilot's goggles and hops in the command chair.*

It's been a while since I've flown anything much less an amalgamated heap like this. Oh well.

*start taking her down*

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:15 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:


Jesus. I gotta take care of this mess. I swear. Can't stay focused on duties.

*mutter mutter curmudgeon. Lights a cigar, throws down the shaded pilot's goggles and hops in the command chair.*

It's been a while since I've flown anything much less an amalgamated heap like this. Oh well.

*start taking her down*

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**smiles and continues to smooch and scrub TWG**

Nevermind. . .no hurry. . .Grey's gonna handle the landing.



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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:22 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*check all the guages, noting, and completely disregarding, safe operating levels.*

No sense in sparing the engines. I'm only gonna replace 'em anyway. In the words of the great Samuel L. Jackson...

*turns to the other SereniTREE crew and passengers*

"...Hold on to your butts."

*takes the SereniTREE in fast and hard, redlining as many gauges as possible before throwing on the emergency thrusters and overriding reversing controls bringing the SereniTREE to a hard stop, then landing with relative softness. All the external engines blow and fall off. Internal engine catch fire, seize, break, or explode causing minimal damage easy controlled by fire extinguishing systems.*

Well, any landing you can walk away from. Time to get to that refit.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:23 PM

THEGREYJEDI


"Parry, parry. Thrust, thrust. Good!"

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:36 PM

SIMONWHO


Didn't Samuel L Jackson die in that movie? Plus of course he was in the sequel to the "any landing you can walk away from" movie.

So basically, we just wrote off the entire flying capabilities of the treehouse so that Static could spend a couple of minutes more in the shower with TWG?

Actually that sounds about right to me.



Oh and thanks for the link Static. I think it's time we set up a request spot for Her Crazy Highness. First up, her naked back. Pretty, pretty, pretty please?

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:42 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Actually, it was so I could have something to do because it's kinda dull around here. No one's online. Nothing going on here. But since we've landed, it's full on upgrade retrofit.

*starts taking stock of salvageable parts*

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:44 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
So basically, we just wrote off the entire flying capabilities of the treehouse so that Static could spend a couple of minutes more in the shower with TWG?

Actually that sounds about right to me.







**looks left, then right, then leans over to Grey**

I think they're on to me.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:47 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*looks at Static for a moment.*

...


...


Gah! Don't do that!!

*looks at Static. Looks forward.*

Are you aware that save for conveniently place suds you are completely unclothed. Outside. In rain. In 35 degree weather. With a 22 degree wind chill.

*goes back to his clipboard.*

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:50 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*looks at Static for a moment.*

...


...


Gah! Don't do that!!

*looks at Static. Looks forward.*

Are you aware that save for conveniently place suds you are completely unclothed. Outside. In rain. In 35 degree weather. With a 22 degree wind chill.

*goes back to his clipboard.*

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No no no no no no no. . .you great big GOOBER!!!! Not leaning over to you here in the Treehouse/Ship/Wreck thingy. . .leaning from the loveseat to the couch, you doofus!!!!!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:51 PM

THEGREYJEDI


And you say that here? I'm right next to you!

Goober.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:53 PM

STATIC


I had to . . .

because the people reading. . .

GEEZ!!!!!

You. . .

ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:55 PM

THEGREYJEDI


What? I'm sorry, you've gone all unarticulate. Can you say that again?

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:56 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
What? I'm sorry, you've gone all unarticulate. Can you say that again?

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You HAVE to have the last word, don't you?

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 4:01 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:

Grey! Throw the magbrake on the main controls, kick in the autopilot and I'll take the controls after I'm done in the shower!




Uh, Static? Just when will THAT be?

I’ve yet to see any indication that your libido can drop below the level of “urgent need”.






And yes, I have long thought that ThatWeirdGirl was beautiful.

Then I saw her pictures, and realized that she was physically attractive, as well.




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Thursday, February 24, 2005 4:01 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
What? I'm sorry, you've gone all unarticulate. Can you say that again?

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You HAVE to have the last word, don't you?

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Yes.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 4:03 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
But I'll be back!
* The Real Me departs the dream room. *



I'm still waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ratboy



Oh, come ON, Rat! Be patient. Some of us have to actually go to work during the day!

(Also, I thought it would be rude of me to try to shut down your vile scheme so soon. So you get on with your evil experiments, and I’ll be along to thwart you, later!)




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Thursday, February 24, 2005 4:13 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:


I’ve yet to see any indication that your libido can drop below the level of “urgent need”.




You know. . .I could offer excuse about being in Afghanistan for a year and a half. . .but I won't. . .because you pretty much explain the cause of my libido with this NEXT tidbit.



Quote:


And yes, I have long thought that ThatWeirdGirl was beautiful.

Then I saw her pictures, and realized that she was physically attractive, as well.




The Real Me




*grin* Beautiful inside and out. . .'tis why she stirs me so.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 4:17 PM

SIMONWHO


And some of us are in a completely different time zone. Plays merry havoc with my mental clock trying to work out why everyone's so wide awake (and, er, randy) at 2 in the morning.

Although there's an alarming theory out there about TWG's very existence:

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20010911

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 4:20 PM

THEGREYJEDI


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*falls over.*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh man.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 4:22 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
[BUh... Well, you know. The kind that shows images... and sound.



So these cameras...they got everything? Even the stuff we didn't type?

oh my....where can I buy a copy?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Barkeep. . .make that two copies! C'mon, sweetest. . .the water is nice and hot.



Well, there is quite a bit of editing that is necessary before they go on the market. I will have to spend hours and hours scrutinizing the vids. Maybe weeks. Or months!



I'll be in my bunk.



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Thursday, February 24, 2005 4:26 PM

STATIC


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 4:27 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
(Also, I thought it would be rude of me to try to shut down your vile scheme so soon. So you get on with your evil experiments, and I’ll be along to thwart you, later!)



Join me we'll rue the Sereni-Tree together!!!!?!!!!
ratboy.oO(Aw come on man, I'v done most of the work!!)

-Ratboy

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:09 PM

THEREALME


Huh.

Next, Rat, you're going to tell me that you're my father!


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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:15 PM

RAT


I AM!!!!!!!

- - - - - - - - -

ps- ebo needs you in the 'tag

-Ratboy

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:17 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

TheGreyJedi wrote:
*check all the guages, noting, and completely disregarding, safe operating levels.*

No sense in sparing the engines. I'm only gonna replace 'em anyway. In the words of the great Samuel L. Jackson...

*turns to the other SereniTREE crew and passengers*

"...Hold on to your butts."

*takes the SereniTREE in fast and hard, redlining as many gauges as possible before throwing on the emergency thrusters and overriding reversing controls bringing the SereniTREE to a hard stop, then landing with relative softness. All the external engines blow and fall off. Internal engine catch fire, seize, break, or explode causing minimal damage easy controlled by fire extinguishing systems.*

Well, any landing you can walk away from. Time to get to that refit.



Quote:

SimonWho wrote:
Didn't Samuel L Jackson die in that movie? Plus of course he was in the sequel to the "any landing you can walk away from" movie.

So basically, we just wrote off the entire flying capabilities of the treehouse so that Static could spend a couple of minutes more in the shower with TWG?

Actually that sounds about right to me.



Quote:

TheGreyJedi wrote:

Actually, it was so I could have something to do because it's kinda dull around here. No one's online. Nothing going on here. But since we've landed, it's full on upgrade retrofit.

*starts taking stock of salvageable parts*



Okay, let me get this straight…

TheGreyJedi got bored, so he decided to endanger the Sereni-Tree and all aboard her by a mad descent that resulted in virtually crashlanding her?

No, you cannot be First Officer, Grey! Too reckless! And the crew's got to matter more than that to you!

And you burned out the engines that ManiacNumberOne and I had worked to create, so that he could replace them with devices of his own design? All those dead butterflies!

That’s just cruel!

Hmmmm… and maybe Static WOULD make a better pilot, even if he needs to take frequent breaks to “relax”. After all, he couldn’t be a worse pilot than Bester was a mechanic.



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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:26 PM

RAT


Come on lets play catch, son!

-Ratboy

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:32 PM

THEGREYJEDI


This is why it's important to keep me entertained. But that's ok. I've got schematics for a hyperdrive, not to mention a fusion propulsion intrastellar system. Plus this thing needs to be refit for space-worthiness. None of these hatches and windows are airtight. Man. Lots of work.

*gets to work on the fusion power drive system while humming the Love Boat theme.*

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:40 PM

THEREALME


Okay, Insidious Doctor Rat! Uh, I mean, Dad.

* Tosses ball. *

You know, Rat, Grey did my work for me, thwarting your evil scheme to mind-control everyone!

* Catches ball. *

By now, with all the butterflies burned out, they are no longer supplying power to ManiacNumberOne's mind machine.

* Tosses ball. *

Therefore, the mind machine is shut down and everyone is FREE!

* Fails to catch ball, which bounces off The Real Me's head. *

Unless, of course, ALL of this is part of your fabricated dream reality, and we are all lost!




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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:56 PM

RAT


The intent of my original "crazy" post was to imply that the treehouse was all in yalls heads, and that I was your orderly. But I think few got that! Oh well.

* Ratboy tosses ball back to TRM *

-Ratboy

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:52 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:

And yes, I have long thought that ThatWeirdGirl was beautiful.

Then I saw her pictures, and realized that she was physically attractive, as well.




The Real Me




*grin* Beautiful inside and out. . .'tis why she stirs me so.




You guys are soooo sweet. I *sniff*I...thank you. I think you guys are absolutely the bestest people in the world.

I have never been so happy to be a weird geeky scifi girl than I am right now.

*twg kisses static, then turns and blows a kiss to TRM*

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