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The Sereni-TREE "Love Shack"!!!!!!!

POSTED BY: STATIC
UPDATED: Thursday, February 24, 2005 18:52
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:48 PM

STATIC


So. . .


I'm not going to sum up everything that happened in our last chapter. I'll just say that it involved the Pool Table, lots of spam, and everything was nearly laid to waste, including the wonderful trebuchet.

TheGreyJedi, heretofore referred to as "Grey" began rebuilding her into a much mightier war machine. Yours truly showed up and was greeted most favorably by ThatWeirdGirl, and they began making out pretty heavily on a huge-assed leather couch until Cozen dumped a cooler full of icy-cold Gatorade over the two of us. So TWG and Static are now snuggling on the couch, still making with some of the smoochin' whilst Grey tries as hard as he can to ignore them both, refusing to give them a beer.

And oh yeah. . .TWG is in a wet, flimsy, white tank-top.


The denizens of the clubhouse sat, stood or lay about all involved in their various pursuits and distractions when in walked. . .

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:51 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*finishes BERTHA and sets her beside MaRTHA. rigs up a crane-held command chair with flip out HUD display screen and controls for both weapons. With cup-holder. Holding the last Guiness.*

The world is set aright.

*"entrenches" himself on the roof*

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:54 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:




And oh yeah. . .TWG is in a wet, flimsy, white tank-top.








You mean the shirt stayed on?

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:56 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:

Originally posted by Static:




And oh yeah. . .TWG is in a wet, flimsy, white tank-top.








You mean the shirt stayed on?

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Well. . .for now, yeah.



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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:59 PM

EBONEZER


Just stay away from the pool table. If anyone's gonna de-virginize the pool table, its gonna be me.

Not that I would do that, of course....

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 5:04 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*sips his beer and pivots his command chair over and down to peer back into the house shack thing. Shakes his head and controls the chair back to the roof.*

Guard duty sucks. Nothing to do.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 5:24 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Mighty and Righteous Trebuchet, Hellacious Armament. MaRTHA, I name you.


You named your trebuchet after me? I'm honored!


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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 5:30 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Uh...*glance left, glance right.*...Sure.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:10 PM

THEREALME


* The Real Me is annoyed at the title of this new thread, since it describes only the most fortunate two of the many inhabitants of the Sereni-TREE. *

Oh, well.

* The Real Me climbs to the roof to stand in awe at the amazing devices constructed by The Grey Jedi. *

Hey, GreyJedi, do you mind if I hang out here, for a while?

* The Real Me smiles. *

Hey, I'll be happy to split guard duties with you. And, uh... Do you think you could teach me how to fire one of these?



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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:16 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Eh. Not much going on here.

*lights a cigar*

I got a humador, and some Guiness in the cooler. And MaRTHA and BERTHA aren't ready for firing yet. They've got some setting to do first, and then I test fire.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:28 PM

EBONEZER


Did I hear someone say 'test fire'?

*Ebo settles in to watch the action.*

And with THIS kind of action, I wont have to gorge my eye's out afterward.



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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:31 PM

SIMONWHO


Hey, just because we're not getting off with anyone else here doesn't mean that we can't share our love for other stuff. For example, I love:

Firefly/Serenity. (duh)
Toys from my childhood.
Pepsi Max with Lime.
The way Willow says "I'm not a vampire" in Dopplegangland. She's just the perfect mix of being slightly indignant and defensive.
Punching villains in City of Heroes.
Paris from Gilmore Girls. I'm only up to season 2 but she's so interesting and the way she makes no attempt to be sympathetic makes her all the more appealing.
The 2004 remix of Satellite of Love.
Having my back rubbed.

Hey, if you can't be with the one you love...

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:32 PM

THEGREYJEDI


You won't have to because you're likely to lose an eye in the test fire.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:37 PM

THEREALME


GreyJedi! I am prepared to aid you in any way I can for the firing of these marvelous weapons.

At least, let me watch!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:41 PM

EBONEZER


Hey TRM, I had a dream the other night, and you were in it!

Well, not IN it persay, but you were mentioned by one of the leading charchters in my dream.

He said, "Do you wanna meet the real me?" And I started laughing and told him I already knew the real me. Then I wandered away thinking about how I couldn't wait to tell you this.

And so, here I am to tell you this.

Exciting, huh.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:47 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Yes my shirt is on, not that it matters since....anyhoo


I'm quite comfy here in Static's arms. But I have one major bone to pick with Grey...You do not CHILL guinness. That is so wrong. How could you? Room temp, it's supposed to be room temp.


*twg snuggles into Static as he returns from his phone call.*

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:47 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Can we throw a cow with a trebuchet, or does that only work with catapults?

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:54 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Catapults only, MG.

I never made mention of ice being in the cooler. Merely that there Guiness in it.

*takes a long pull off the cigar, exhales. Grins madly, looking rather Hannibal-esque. Pulls the trigger on the handle at his left hand. A deafening explosion splits the air as BERTHA launches an impossibly large shell into the stratosphere.*

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 7:09 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:

He said, "Do you wanna meet the real me?" And I started laughing and told him I already knew the real me. Then I wandered away thinking about how I couldn't wait to tell you this.

And so, here I am to tell you this.

Exciting, huh.





Thanks Ebo! You made my day.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 7:15 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:

*takes a long pull off the cigar, exhales. Grins madly, looking rather Hannibal-esque. Pulls the trigger on the handle at his left hand. A deafening explosion splits the air as BERTHA launches an impossibly large shell into the stratosphere.*



* The Real Me springs to his feet and applauds madly, whistling and giving out "Ooooos" and "Ahhhhhs". *

* Suddenly, The Real Me stops. *

Uh, Grey... What were you aiming at?

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 7:18 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*chews on the end of the cigar a bit, still grinning like a mad man.*

Hehehe.

"FOOOSHIFOOOOM!!!1" *Niska's space station exploderizes into a bajillion flaming chunks.*

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 7:22 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
"FOOOSHIFOOOOM!!!1" *Niska's space station exploderizes into a bajillion flaming chunks.*



Ooooh, look at the pretties! This is better than the fourth of July.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:05 PM

THEREALME


* The Real Me begins clapping again. *


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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:02 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*slips a pair of darkly tinted goggles over his eyes, spitting the cigar stub away. He flips a few switches, power guages shoot into the red, needles strain against their meters, fuses spark, power couplings spring to life, power hums through every line and circuit. Blue light traces along the circuits of the barrel of BERTHA, glowing with power.*

Power levels to maximum!

*flips a hug panel in the arm of his chair revealing a HUGE red button. He slams his fist into the button and.....




...nothing happens.*

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*...nothing happens.*



Told ya, ya shoulda let me help!

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 3:36 AM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
You do not CHILL guinness. That is so wrong. How could you? Room temp, it's supposed to be room temp.



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**smiles at TWG**

How 'bout that? An American who knows how to serve Guinness!

**kisses her passionately**

I have never loved you more than I do at this very moment.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 5:42 AM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*slips a pair of darkly tinted goggles over his eyes, spitting the cigar stub away. He flips a few switches, power guages shoot into the red, needles strain against their meters, fuses spark, power couplings spring to life, power hums through every line and circuit. Blue light traces along the circuits of the barrel of BERTHA, glowing with power.*

Power levels to maximum!

*flips a hug panel in the arm of his chair revealing a HUGE red button. He slams his fist into the button and.....

...nothing happens.*

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* The Real Me stops clapping, takes off his glasses, and puts on his sunglasses. *

Uh, GreyJedi? Is there a problem?


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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 5:53 AM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me is annoyed at the title of this new thread, since it describes only the most fortunate two of the many inhabitants of the Sereni-TREE. *

Oh, well.

)



It's not that I'm trying to so much 'theme' the new thread. . .it's more in the thought that the last few posts had really 'taken off' so to speak. And besides! The last chapter had this place trashed by conflict. . .let's turn that around! *grin*

And maybe I'm gloating. . .just a tiny tiny bit.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 8:13 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
**smiles at TWG**
**kisses her passionately**
I have never loved you more than I do at this very moment.


**twg grins madly at Static**

sigh,
Well, I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy....wait that's a chick flick never mind....

I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be the only woman in your life that truly appreciates Guinness.

**twg returns the kiss and presents Static with a pint** for m'love


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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 8:15 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
puts on his sunglasses. *



TRM,
Would those be super-chromatic-peril-o-sensitive sunglasses? Great idea, do you have enough for the rest of us? I don’t want to know about the danger of the dud. Ignore the danger. I learned my lesson the hard way, the firework is never a dud, it always goes off when you approach it to assess the dudness. Yep, learned that one.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 8:21 AM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
[BI'll be the only woman in your life that truly appreciates Guinness.

**twg returns the kiss and presents Static with a pint** for m'love


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You noticed me changing your tags!!!!!

**takes the pint and the kiss with delight, and drinks deeply of them both.**

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 9:21 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You noticed me changing your tags!!!!!


yes I did. I've been racking my brain trying to find a way to beat you at your game.

Quote:


**takes the pint and the kiss with delight, and drinks deeply of them both.**



*swoon* Do you know how many women would kill for a man to 'drink deeply' of them? How did I get so lukcy?

*twg looks down to their handcuffed hands and smirks* ah yes, thats how.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 9:24 AM

STATIC


**snuggles with TWG and looks around, wondering when Mal-licious is going to present them with the diplomas for successfully completing the "How to COMPLETELY hijack a thread" course of study**



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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 9:36 AM

JAKE7


*jake7 wanders in, mouth hanging open in amazement*
Holy cow! What the heck happened?!? When I was last here, it was the NOT A Guy Clubhouse! Now it's a Love Shack??

*her stomach grumbles, distracting her from the many changes to the place*
There still any waffles or scones around, or am I too late for food? What about Margaritas?

*mumbling to herself*
Boy, you don't pay attention for a little while and look at what happens!

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 9:46 AM

MANIACNUMBERONE


It's good when you realize that you're in a dream, Ebo. Then you can take control. On that note I have decided to use the solar butterflies on the roof to power a new dream-enhancing device. Check it out! Unfurls a tarp on the third level of the treehouse, revealing a willywonkaesque machine with strange and various pumping vats, turning gears and colorful twirling barber-poles. In the middle of the conflagration is a chair. Who wants to go first?

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 10:01 AM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by jake7:
*her stomach grumbles, distracting her from the many changes to the place*
There still any waffles or scones around, or am I too late for food?



I think Ebo finishd the scones, but I'l make some more, if you'll fix the TV! Here have a BootBeer.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 10:19 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
...wondering when Mal-licious is going to present them with the diplomas for successfully completing the "How to COMPLETELY hijack a thread" course of study**



Diploma?? How about summer school for you! No hijacking went on here! This IS the "love shack tree house" thread and you were shacking up with the lovely TWG. Perfectly acceptable.

Just keep observing me and you MAY yet learn how to PROPERLY hijack threads.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 10:40 AM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
[B This IS the "love shack tree house" thread and you were shacking up with the lovely TWG. Perfectly acceptable.




Acceptable?

Acceptable?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Winning the undying affection of one such as TWG is downright GLOAT-WORTHY, I think.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 11:26 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Diploma?? How about summer school for you! No hijacking went on here! This IS the "love shack tree house" thread and you were shacking up with the lovely TWG. Perfectly acceptable.




I would like to point out that we thoroughly hijacked the recovery thread. The shacking began back there. In fact, for being a love shack we haven't really done too much lovin' or shackin'.

*twg begins walking towards the master bath in hopes of getting the final bits of Gatorade sticky off her.* You know, I got the cuffs from KaySky but not the key.

I think I'll pass on those sunglasses after all, TRM.


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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 12:22 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*grins madly then devolves into maniacal laughter. A gigantic bolt of energy tears through the very fabric of reality. Several seconds later, an earth shaking sonic boom shudders through the air, shoving the very rock of the earth beneath the tree house 100 yards backwards.*

Oh HELL yeah.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 12:29 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg begins walking towards the master bath in hopes of getting the final bits of Gatorade sticky off her.* You know, I got the cuffs from KaySky but not the key.



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**smiles wickedly as he is led along by TWG (still cuffed, remember?)**

Do I get to help with all the 'fun to reach' spots?

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 1:05 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Hmm. Now what to build...

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 1:44 PM

EBONEZER


a padded sex room?

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 1:56 PM

KAYSKY


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

*twg begins walking towards the master bath in hopes of getting the final bits of Gatorade sticky off her.* You know, I got the cuffs from KaySky but not the key.



Oh I'm sorry, did you need the key for those? Hmm...well that's going to be a problem.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 2:01 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Hmm. No, I'm not an architect, I'm an engineer. I do, howe'er, have the skills to make an Autokey. Like a skeleton key, only gadgety.

*starts working on schematics from the flip down, touch activated holo-screen.*

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 2:41 PM

COZEN


*comes a'strollin' in with Mai's pet dinosaur, Frederick.*

'S alright, Grey, won't be needin' no key. TWG, Static, just hold yer arms apart and keep really still just long enough to....

*CHOMP!*

Ya know, I, for one, am very glad the Treehouse has returned to earth. Cleaning up after this feller has been a full time job.

Frederick?

*Dinosaur begins actively sniffing couch athletes. Bellows as only a hungry dinosaur can bellow. Rears up, jaws agape, showing off many rows of really huge and rancid and oh-so-sharp reptillian teeth. Lunges upon our smoochin' twosome!*

***
So, pet dinosaurs got a thing for gatorade. Who knew?

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 2:51 PM

EBONEZER


*Ebo sits on top of her pool table and settles in to watch.*

Hey, will someone pass the popcorn?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 3:02 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*looks at his Autokey bemusedly.*

Mecha...

*returns to his holoscreen.*

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 3:08 PM

KAYSKY


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
*Ebo sits on top of her pool table and settles in to watch.*

Hey, will someone pass the popcorn?




Here ya go. *hands over the popcorn* Fresh from the microwave and I added extra, extra butter just like you get at the movies.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 3:26 PM

COZEN


*nimbly leaps atop Ebo's pool table.*

Well, not quite so nimbly.

*trip. roll. tumble. knocks over quantity of hot buttery popcorn, the kind that famished dinosaurs like a way whole lot better than even gatorade*

Heh. Damn! Static was putting up such a nice heroic struggle and all. Made all the more poignant by its inevitable doom.

Oh. Ya might wanna run for your lives. Or wait to be saved. Who wants to make out under the pool table? Huh? Huh?

*leaps to safety, un-gallantly leaving Ebo and Kaysky to their gory and inevitable doom.*

And, if Frederick rips the felt, the SmartFelt technology guarantee is void. If that happens, cue balls may well plunk in to pockets.

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Yawn! Yet another tragedy.

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