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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #16

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:03 PM

DRAGONWINE


Even in the future: When the vehicle is motion please keep your head and arms...and body... inside at all times.

OR

Scenes like this were more common after the war when the Independent Seat Belt Law was abolished by the Alliance.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:07 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



THE LESSER KNOWN SON JOR-EL NEVER SPOKE OF...MAL-EL

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:16 PM

DROPPYMCCOOL


The Amazing Malcolm prepares to dazzle the audience with his show stopper: the levitating one-handed pushup.

"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero."

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:27 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN




Firefly gained a reputation for going through stunt doubles.

Keep flying

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:44 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Hey TCM, any idea when voting is going to be this week? I have to go away for the weekend to a wedding and would hate to miss out. There's some good ones here (like always).

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 9:18 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by montanagirl:
Hey TCM, any idea when voting is going to be this week? I have to go away for the weekend to a wedding and would hate to miss out. There's some good ones here (like always).

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.



Sunday and Monday, as always! Have a safe trip and congrats to the bride and groom!

Cilantro! (also good at weddings! LOL)
TCM



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Friday, February 25, 2005 4:49 AM

GUILDSSISTER


Mal: "I'm still flyingggggggg.........!"


Guild Sister

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Friday, February 25, 2005 4:51 AM

CYBERSNARK


Quote:





"And there goes another pair of pants." --Nathan Fillion, moments after landing.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 5:28 AM

KNIBBLET


TenthCrewMember wrote:THE LESSER KNOWN SON JOR-EL NEVER SPOKE OF...MAL-EL

MWAH HA HA HA!!!! Thanks for the coffee-snorting-out-the-nose laugh, 10CM.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Friday, February 25, 2005 12:13 PM

SHUNGORILLA


(inside the cruiser...)

Wash: "You know, this thing pretty much operates like Serenity. Wanna give it a try, Captain?"
Mal: "Suuure, why not?" (reaches for the 3 buttons overhead)

*POP*

(the crew laughing out loud)



- or -

"Everybody falls the first time"

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Friday, February 25, 2005 12:52 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:

Mal discovers the knack to flying lies in falling and missing the ground

Keep flying



Shoot, I was going to use that.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 12:55 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Joss (off camera): "Cut, Hold it right there guys."
Joss (to the film crew):"Ok whadda ya say we get some lunch."

Nathan: "Joss, how long we gotta stay like this?... Joss? ...Umm Joss...anybody?"

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Friday, February 25, 2005 1:12 PM

THEDUKE


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Damn it, if i can't use dogs and horses i'll have just have to jump on the damn fox!


(if u live in the UK, you'll know that the "sport" of fox hunting; where posh countrymen charge out in large packs, on horses and accopanied by a large number of inbred dogs. They charge about randomly until they find a fox, then let the dogs tear it to shreds. Well, this was made illegal this week, so they have to catch them in a more humane way)

anyway, probably not that funny, and a joke that takes this long to explain is usually not worth telling hey?

got my "my other car is a firefly transport" baseball shirt this week, it's nice to be able to proclaim ure geekness to the world

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Friday, February 25, 2005 1:59 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by TheDuke:



(if u live in the UK, you'll know that the "sport" of fox hunting; where posh countrymen charge out in large packs, on horses and accopanied by a large number of inbred dogs. They charge about randomly until they find a fox, then let the dogs tear it to shreds. Well, this was made illegal this week, so they have to catch them in a more humane way)




OMG, I cried when i read that it got outlawed. Now it wont be long before someone gets the bright idea to outlaw it overhere in the US. (we don't kill over here).

Besides, people simply take into considerating the foxes, and they don't realize that now HUNDREDS of foxhounds are going to have to be killed (its hard to find homes for them), not to mention its the end of hundreds of years of breeding (for the hounds) and that the foxes are PESTS who eat chickens.

Foxhunters arn't evil, lecherous, humps, and beleve it or not its damn hard to stay on that horse when your galloping across fields and jumping ditches and fences. I resent the quotations around the word "sport."

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Friday, February 25, 2005 2:27 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Damn it, if i can't use dogs and horses i'll have just have to jump on the damn fox!
\...\
anyway, probably not that funny, and a joke that takes this long to explain is usually not worth telling hey?



Probably not, but I for one got it, and enjoyed the subtle humor of it...and I am on the other side of the pond. :)


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Friday, February 25, 2005 4:37 PM

DRAGONWINE


Tonights offerings...

1. Mayday! Mayday! This is Air Tightpants flight one-six-niner. We have suffered a major structural seam failure and we're going down!

2. Please assume crash positions!

3. DOGPILE!

4. Sale on browncoats? Gimme!

5. That's MY shiny penny!

6. So you're the gorram Fox exec that cancelled my show!

7. Freeze tag is more literal in the future.

Or some cross over

8. Jaffa Kree!

9. Suddenly tickets to that nights show at the Bronze just fell from the sky. And everyone wanted them!



It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Friday, February 25, 2005 6:00 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


lmao - I love the Mayday one! Brilliant!

Keep flying

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Friday, February 25, 2005 6:22 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJester:
Mal: "I got his head! Tie off his paws!"

Jayne: "Gorram rabbit!"

River (offscreen): "HARVEY!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."



OMG...Harvey!!!!!


That so rocks!

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 4:02 AM

THEDUKE


i'm sorry, to have offended u, and have only just realised that i had portrayed my opinion as fact, which is wrong of me.
In my opinion it is wrong to gang up on a fox and kill it using dogs. it is also wrong to breed animals to kill.
I agree that it is a shame that hundreds of dogs may be killed. And i also think that is wrong. I also understand the fact that many people are going to loose their jobs-the dog breeders etc. which i think is also a huge problem and i have the greatest of sympathy for these people, who in the most part are skilled individuals.

You may or may not know that many hunts are continuing despite of the law, as there are loopholes (you can hunt, with all the dogs etc. as long as you don't kill a fox and other such loopholes)!

I am against fox hunting! Which you may have guessed, but i do have sympathy for those people whose lively hoods are being destroyed and the animals who will die as a result, i am not heartless.

sorry if i have offended you, but i beleive fox hunting is wrong!

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 6:54 AM

JRC


Ooookkkkkkk, back to the topic at hand:

Mal: "I think I'm about to find out how scary pain really is."



Everyone dies alone.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:43 AM

EBONEZER


Sorry about the minor thread hijacking guys, just work around us.

Thanks Duke for having a civilized conversation with me about this, i'm sorry if i came across as attacing you or anything (i'm not out to make enimies, honest!) i just wanted to show the other side of the coin. (and honestly, i don't love the killing part either, i just don't want us to loose our rights over here because)

Thanks!

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Sunday, February 27, 2005 2:23 AM

HORRID


beautiful big titted women don't just fall out of the sky you know!

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Sunday, February 27, 2005 5:44 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:






Two ways to avoid being struck by a runaway hovercraft:

1: Lie down and hope your beer-belly doesn't stick out too far.

2: Jump over the hovercraft and hope the machine-gun turret doesn't hit you in the groin.


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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, without the pesky falling boxes

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Sunday, February 27, 2005 2:42 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Sorry about the minor thread hijacking guys, just work around us.



Well nobody complained to me, and I figgur y'all were bein' civilized about it, so I didn't say nothin'. Then again, this ain't the rutting town hall either, so I guess if I let it go, they let it go too. ;) Stay shiny!

Now onto bigger and better issues...like you still have the right to vote on Caption Tightpants (damn, I guess it is a town hall after all LOL), so go VOTE ALREADY!

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VOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTE

You'll notice this week, voting just got tougher! Too many good ones for me to ignore!

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Sunday, February 27, 2005 7:57 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


*bump!*

oops!

*crash!*

Gorram it.

Hey, why don't you vote while I pick up the pieces?



TCM

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Sunday, February 27, 2005 8:48 PM

CHOLLETT


can do.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Sunday, February 27, 2005 9:51 PM

SOUPCATCHER


Excellent job, as always, with the selection TenthCrewMember!! (And I'm not just pandering ).

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Monday, February 28, 2005 5:52 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


*bump*

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okay, today is the day YOU can make a difference! No, not in the world, but in something far more important! CAPTION TIGHTPANTS!


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Monday, February 28, 2005 9:15 AM

RAT


I just lookd at the current results page, and it said I was a winner!! Too bad it's just an ad.

-Ratboy

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Monday, February 28, 2005 12:03 PM

MISTRESSOFUSELESSKNOWLEDGE


YOU!!!You are the one who won't give back my Firefly DVDs!!! Get your own GORRAM copy, you (insert appropriate Chinese insult here)!!!!!

Mistress of Useless Knowledge

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Monday, February 28, 2005 12:07 PM

GWENHARKER


I just want to say how honored I am to have my caption considered. First timer. Very touched. Thank you :)

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Monday, February 28, 2005 12:31 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


Congrats, you are currently in first. I was really happy to see that I was in first for awhile there, but now yours has passed mine.

And lol at the Winner banner ad currently on the poll. Too funny.

~AFf

Keep flying

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Monday, February 28, 2005 1:59 PM

GWENHARKER


I voted for you!

Ah you see, that banner means everyone is a winner.

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Monday, February 28, 2005 8:47 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


Hey, thanks. But it's not about winning - it's about laughing and having a good time. I love this game, and every week can't wait to see what we will be capping next!

~AFf

Keep flying

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 5:55 AM

GWENHARKER


Hear Hear!

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 8:09 AM

RAT


Is there a prize for "Most times on the ballot, without wining", I think I'd have a shot at that!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 11:26 AM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


This is my third time on the ballot, and it's the best I've ever done in the voting! Especially when you consider how many more candidates I was going against in the poll this time. :) I'm honored, even if I don't win.

Keep flying

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 11:39 AM

RAE


Who let YoSaffBridge near the speeder?

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 12:10 PM

PUMAMANREDUX




[voice over in the style of The Dukes of Hazard]

Those Reynolds boys were in a heap of trouble, what with the law right behind them

[cut to commercial music plays]

OR

Wow .. Survivor is getting too realistic


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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 4:49 PM

EBONEZER


OMG!! Is it too late to vote for that one!?

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:14 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Yeah, it is, but it just earned an Honorable Mention!


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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:41 PM

PUMAMANREDUX


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
OMG!! Is it too late to vote for that one!?




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Which one did you mean Ebo?

and if it was one of mine which get the honourable mention .. cool ...

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:24 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by PumamanRedux:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
OMG!! Is it too late to vote for that one!?



Which one did you mean Ebo?




Sorry, I ment the dukes of hazard one. That was PRICELESS!!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:12 PM

PUMAMANREDUX


no prob Ebo ...

>> Mike


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