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Recovery on the Sereni-TREE clubhouse

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Friday, February 18, 2005 10:31 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


the last time someone mentioned a pie fight, I was volunteered to be on the receiving end of the pies.

Is that still the situation?

i'm okay with that if it is. just want to get my pie flavor request in before they start hurling towards my face and body. I'm not a big coconut fan so try not to hit me with the coconut cream pies. I'll take the chocolate, lemon meringue, and banana cream pies please.

and is SimonWho still the official Pie on Face cleaner-upper?

Ebo,
Are there any rules expressly forbidding the use of pie in Calvin Rules Twister? Could be fun.

*dragon twg flicks spinner, watches, watches...red foot. twg throws the ball to over MG to Ebo, right foot hops on red dot, while arms flail about trying to block balls and pies*

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Friday, February 18, 2005 11:30 AM

MANIACNUMBERONE


I think I might be an Ox. Not sure how to tell though.
(no jokes about checking between my legs either)

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Friday, February 18, 2005 12:13 PM

COZEN


Turns out, Chinesetically, I'm a bore.

Gee, thanx.

*....*

Oh, "boar". That's like, what, a mean and nasty pig with horns?

If that's an upgrade, I'll pass. Then again, on the Occidental side, I'm a viscious spidery thing with a killing sting.

Then again, again, hey, I'll be a pig. Ergo, excluded from cleanup chores. Right?

A pig that likes choccy pies, and will happily slurp up the coconutty ones twg passes on.

I dunno who pigs and/or spiders who can't speak Spanish get to play with.

*Examines self in mirror.*

Rotund beast with short legs? Sorry, nope. Way off mark. Must be something wrong in this dimension.

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Ecce homo, ergo pig.

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Friday, February 18, 2005 1:02 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Ox and BOAR
No personality clashes. Compatible to a certain extent. Acceptable but cool relationship. No struggles or lasting bonds either.



No bonds? What about the lovely satin handcuffs and shackles you used when you kidnapped me? And the rope, don't forget the rope! Those are bonds if I ever saw them.

I guess the stars don't know what they're talking about after all.

*spins spinner*

Right hand green.

*Puts right hand on green dot, kicks ball with right foot, and throws chocolate pie at twg.*

Am I doing this right? I've never played Twister, much less Calvinball Twister.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Friday, February 18, 2005 1:11 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by ManiacNumberOne:
I think I might be an Ox. Not sure how to tell though.
(no jokes about checking between my legs either)



Rather than going by month and day of birth, Chinsese astrology works on year of birth. I've been using this site for the stuff I'm quoting:
http://www.chinavoc.com/zodiac/index.asp

*Grits teeth.* Don't make a joke, don't make a joke, don't make a joke!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Friday, February 18, 2005 1:16 PM

SIMONWHO


Hmm. Due to my snake status, I request an attractive scantily female to wrap myself around. Actually, I'd request that even if I wasn't a snake.

Right, let's see if I've got this game right.

*puts left hand on green*

*produces lemon meringue pie*

*takes careful aim at trippy*



Ah. Sorry montanagirl. Since my last throw, skippy has learnt to duck.

I suspect the pie cleaning might be a multi-person job this time. Volunteers? Full training is provided.

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Friday, February 18, 2005 1:22 PM

COZEN


Quote:



*Grits teeth.* Don't make a joke, don't make a joke, don't make a joke!




Make a joke! Make a joke! Make a joke!



***
Boarish.

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Friday, February 18, 2005 2:36 PM

KAYSKY


Well turns out I'm a dog. More specifically I'm a water dog. Don't see how that's quite right caz I can't exactly swim.

"People born in the year of the dog are usually candid, honest, generous, righteous, studious and energetic, which makes it easy for them to attract the favor of the opposite sex."

Yep, that's pretty much me, except for the whole "makes it easy for them to attract the favor of the opposite sex". If they call my past experiences easy, I'd hate to see what hard is.

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Friday, February 18, 2005 5:15 PM

MALICIOUS


MG,

I used your site and I am, supposedly, a rabbit:
"Tranquil, generous, and imaginative, the Rabbit is happiest when it is in harmony with its environment. It loves to be pampered and adored, and does its best to sustain peaceful relationships."

I hardly ever wear pampers, but I do soooo love to be adored.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, February 18, 2005 5:18 PM

KAYSKY


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
MG,

I hardly ever wear pampers, but I do soooo love to be adored.



Yeah you strike me more as a "huggies" kind of person.

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Friday, February 18, 2005 5:32 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by KaySky:
Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
MG,

I hardly ever wear pampers, but I do soooo love to be adored.



Yeah you strike me more as a "huggies" kind of person.



Or maybe Luvs.

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Friday, February 18, 2005 5:40 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
...I hardly ever wear pampers....




Hardly??

-Ratboy

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Friday, February 18, 2005 6:25 PM

EBONEZER


I'm a Dragon! Thats soo effen cool!

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Friday, February 18, 2005 8:36 PM

THEREALME


Say, when exactly does the Chinese new year begin, anyway? If someone is born on (for example) Jan 3, 1980, does that count as 1979, or 1980?

Okay, now. Left foot Red. Right hand Yellow.

Ooooops! Excuse ME, MontanaGirl!

Chocolate pie away!!! Ooops. Sorry, Ebo.

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Saturday, February 19, 2005 8:22 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
I'm a Dragon! Thats soo effen cool!



Cool because I'm a dragon too? Cause that is cool.

We're natural leaders, which explains why we turn to you for our raids.
*twg begins the dance of joy, grabbing Ebo's hand to chant with her* We're dragons, we're dragons, we're dragons...
*twg begins to ponder, so either Ebo is 12 years younger than me or she is four years old, a very well spoken four year old*


TRM,
The Chinese New Year does not always occur on the same day. You could be born in January or February and count as the previous year. You need to find a chart that includes the months not just the years, like this one: http://www.chineseastrology.com/


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Saturday, February 19, 2005 10:40 AM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
I'm a Dragon! Thats soo effen cool!



Cool because I'm a dragon too? Cause that is cool.

We're natural leaders, which explains why we turn to you for our raids.
*twg begins the dance of joy, grabbing Ebo's hand to chant with her* We're dragons, we're dragons, we're dragons...
*twg begins to ponder, so either Ebo is 12 years younger than me or she is four years old, a very well spoken four year old*





I'm 15. (16 next week! yay!) (Drivers licence march 10th! Double yay!!)

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Saturday, February 19, 2005 11:29 AM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
I'm 15. (16 next week! yay!) (Drivers licence march 10th! Double yay!!)



So the tag says you're having a party today, but your birthday isn't til next week? Are you trying to get TWO parties out of this? *Shrugs* Sounds reasonable to me. (If you lived in Montana, you'd already have your drivers license since we give 'em out at 15 here. That's a holdover from all of us farm kids needing to drive truck during harvest.)

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Saturday, February 19, 2005 11:34 AM

EBONEZER


Party today, but actaul birthhday on tuesday. Partys on tuesdays tend to go not well. Well, the party might go ok. The wensday after, not so much.

And yeah, Rural places were you can get drivers licences younger ROCK.

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Saturday, February 19, 2005 3:28 PM

COZEN


Montanagirl,

HAPPY DAYTONA DAY!

***
We're talkin' about the bike races, right?

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Sunday, February 20, 2005 2:03 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Party tonite!

Our company Christmas party is tonight. Should be fun, not as fun as you guys, but fun. Anyone want to come with me? free food, free drinks, free um I don't know what else is free. But there's gamblin. And possibly karaoke. And hotel rooms with dvd players that i plan to overrun with firefly! They'll never know what hit them.

*twg practices her poker face while humming you gotta know when to hold them...*

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Sunday, February 20, 2005 2:28 PM

SIMONWHO


Oooh, poker, I just love poker (Texas No Limit Hold 'Em, yes?)

And the chance to hit on your coworkers? Result! Watch your boss get drunk and attempt to dance? Brilliant! Photocopying your bottom and insisting that it should be the company's new logo? Genius!

Everything about office parties is great. Except for the consequences. Oh, and me doing karaoke. Seriously. My great disappointment that I cannot sing.

#know when to walk away, know when to run#

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Sunday, February 20, 2005 4:42 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Party tonite!

Our company Christmas party is tonight...



Christmas?

But isn't it...?

Didn't it already...?

Huh?

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Sunday, February 20, 2005 6:16 PM

THEREALME


* The Real Me studies the structure of space-time around the Sereni-Tree, just to make sure we don't have any time-slip anomolies. *

Uh, have fun, ThatWeirdGirl!


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Sunday, February 20, 2005 6:50 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


See, I work in retail and we can't have a company party during the busiest time of year.


Oooh, guess what!!!!!!


We played charades. And I was an answer. Isn't that cool? There were movies, and famous people, and things, and Me. Quite funny when someone yelled out my name and the 'host' said 'yes!'

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Sunday, February 20, 2005 6:50 PM

RAT


Um, where's the pool table? It seems to be missing!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, February 20, 2005 9:00 PM

THEREALME


Oooops!

* The Real Me concentrates, and opens a hole in reality. It is as wide as it used to be before Physics took hold, over the height of a tall person. *

This is getting much easier now!

*He steps through and comes back, dragging the pool table. *

Uh, we needed the pool table over on the "ARE YOU F*%KING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" thread concerning the desecration of the Warner Brothers characters.

* The Real Me tugs some more, then rests, puffing. The pool table is only half-way through. *

Say, Rat, can you give me a hand here?



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Sunday, February 20, 2005 10:17 PM

RAT


*Ratboy reaches in to his pocket and pulls out a rubber hand then flings it at TRM*

-Ratboy

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Monday, February 21, 2005 3:16 PM

EBONEZER


*Ebo rolls her eyes.*

Sheesh, you men are so useless.

*Ebo goes over and helps TRM yank the pool table through the hole.*

Now close it fast before some quack from the WB decides to come over here and 'update' one of us.

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Monday, February 21, 2005 3:16 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*slaps forehead*

Rat, you are too much.

*twg spins, lands on blue hand*

Blue hand? Oh my. ..

*twg places both hands on the blue spots, arching across Simon’s legs, and chips a lemon meringue pie towards TRM*

Oops, sorry Ebo. I’m a bit out of practice.

*twg tries to chip another pie, this time hitting Cozen in the hip with a chocolate cream pie*

Crap.

*still arching over SW, hands firmly blue, twg sighs in frustration.*

Will someone practice kicking the pies around with me. I’ve haven’t played soccer in a few seasons…these pies just don’t react the way a ball do.

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Monday, February 21, 2005 3:22 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*looks around at the destruction about him. Stares darkly at the roof, the ruins of his mighty trebuchet.*

Like the grand army of the Kaizer, we will rebuild!

*hops on to the roof and starts sorting timbers, then starts to plan an even bigger Most Righteous Trebuchet.*

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Monday, February 21, 2005 4:16 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
...starts to plan an even bigger Most Righteous Trebuchet.



Long live the MRT! Unless TRM gets a hold of it.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, February 21, 2005 4:28 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Kaizer, we will rebuild!



Can I help!

-Ratboy

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Monday, February 21, 2005 4:38 PM

RAT


The tag' just didn't seem big enough.

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_



Oh SPAM™! Oh SPAM™! Gourmet delight!
My food by day, my dreams by night.
To carve, to slice, to dice you up -
Pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.
What shining deity from Olympus knelt
Down to the earth and hog butt smelt?
Creating then man's eternal desire
For swine entrails congealed by fire.

On some corporate farm, a pig has died.
Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside
That cube of SPAM™ hidden in the can
I now hold in my trembling hand.

More than mere food, SPAM™ is for me
A hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.
Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.
My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.

Long have my arteries clogged to the sound
Of sizzling SPAM™ when there's no one around -
Furtively chewing or swallowing whole.
Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.

Other processed meat products I've tried or declined
Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.
Though each may be tasty in different ways,
None matches SPAM™ for gelatinous glaze.

That glistening pinkness beckons me
With gristle, fat, and BHT.
Oh SPAM™, my SPAM™ - the taste, the smell!
The sacred meat product, from Hormel.


-Author Unknown

-Ratboy

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Monday, February 21, 2005 4:45 PM

THEGREYJEDI


No touchies! I build.

*waves steel girders in by crane*


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Monday, February 21, 2005 4:53 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*twg fishes in her pockets*

Hey Grey, I still have most of your supplies. Here's some twine and m&ms.

i also have a few yoyos and some spare wood from the floor.

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Monday, February 21, 2005 4:57 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Score!

*MacGuyverizes a rivet gun out of planks, twine, and m&ms*

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Monday, February 21, 2005 5:09 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Can I be Tippy the Riveter?

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Monday, February 21, 2005 5:13 PM

EBONEZER


If you give the riviter to Tippy, I'm going into hiding, and I'm not comming out untill she is properly restrained.

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Monday, February 21, 2005 5:23 PM

THEGREYJEDI


I dub you the Riveter! Now these plans are pretty simple...*constructs another rivet gun and starts riveting the Mighty Righteous Trebuchet*

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Monday, February 21, 2005 5:33 PM

EBONEZER


*hides*

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Monday, February 21, 2005 6:58 PM

THEREALME


Ebo! Thanks for the help moving the pool table!

* The Real Me QUICKLY closes the dimensional portal to the Warner Brothers Desecration thread. *

* The Real Me snags a flying pie out of mid-air, produces a spork, and starts eating it. *

Hmmmm... Somehow the combination of lemon and chocolate flavors is... strangly satisfying. Like Pepsimilk!

The Grey Jedi! You have returned! I confess that I feared that you had been eaten by the Eldritch Horror Inola Teg! I extend to you my most sincere apologies regarding the loss of your original trebuchet. I admit that it was I who touched it and caused it to fall apart.

However, it was someone ELSE who enabled real physics in this thread...

* The Real Me gives a sideways glance at Rat. *

...to the point that your MacGuyver-like superpower failed to hold it together. THAT is the direct reason that the trebuchet collapsed.

Of course, we have since disabled real physics to its normal levels.

Mmmmm... Good pie!



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Monday, February 21, 2005 7:11 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Worry not, all, for this trebuchet will be forged with the best blessings of the Machine God of Mars available. And I forge into it my own personal denial of reality. That and with a lot of steel. So it will stand!!!

*gets about halfway done*

That's enough for today. *plops into his cushioned deck chair*

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Monday, February 21, 2005 11:52 PM

SIMONWHO


Ah, trebuchets. Was there ever anything as satisfying as unpacking half a dozen of them right outside your opponents walls then blowing the absolute crap of his buildings? In Age of Empires, I mean, I'm not over a thousand years old.

Some colleges have clubs where people trebuchet themselves (into a safety net, hopefully). Could we try that, find something soft to land on/in and go into the air?

"Jack, I'm flying!"

*shotgun fires*

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 5:09 AM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Worry not, all, for this trebuchet will be forged with the best blessings of the Machine God of Mars available. And I forge into it my own personal denial of reality. That and with a lot of steel. So it will stand!!!




The Machine God of Mars?

GreyJedi, are you a Tech-priest of Mars? Did you bring any servitors?

* The Real Me looks about for any heavily cybered guys that look like Star Trek Borg. *

If you are a Tech-priest, then can't you fabricate a more potent weapon than a trebuchet? Something like a plasma cannon or multi-melta?

The Emperor Protects!


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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:25 AM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Worry not, all, for this trebuchet will be forged with the best blessings of the Machine God of Mars available. And I forge into it my own personal denial of reality. That and with a lot of steel. So it will stand!!!

*gets about halfway done*

That's enough for today. *plops into his cushioned deck chair*

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**A low, heavy, very rapid thumping sound fills the air and the air swirls rapidly, blowing about bits of paper and dust. The tree creaks ominously. Through the windows, the monsterous form of an AH-64A Apache Helicopter settles in the meadow behind the Treehouse. The tail of the helicopter is adorned with a bumper sticker that says, "My other aircraft is a Firefly". Static climbs from the pilot's seat, his tight flight suit unzipped not QUITE to a scandalous level and strolls jauntily into the Treehouse. He examines the completed base of this oh-so-righteous trebuchet not yet fully built**

You know. . .I'm thinking a trebuchet of this size could accomodate a gunner's seat, and perhaps some nifty widgets to improve it's accuracy. What say you, TGJ?

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 7:32 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Static climbs from the pilot's seat, his tight flight suit unzipped not QUITE to a scandalous level and strolls jauntily into the Treehouse.


*twg looks up from her arched position over Simon's legs to see what all the commotion is*

Whoa, he's back...*twg rubs her eyes, blinks, pinches arm*

Sorry, SW thought that was mine.

*pinches her own arm, and closes mouth. TiPpY carefully sets the safety, -is there a safety?- on her rivet gun and runs to communal bedroom to change...she reemerges leaning against the pool table, in her kaylee-style coveralls, unzipped and hanging from her hips, wearing a tank top covered in trebuchet grease, her hair half-hazardly pulled into a ponytail. She lifts the TiPpY Rivet gun and smirks at the very fine specimen of flight suit across the room*

Hi.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 7:44 AM

STATIC


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She lifts the TiPpY Rivet gun and smirks at the very fine specimen of flight suit across the room*

Hi.




**crosses the room and in a not-very-suprising display of boldness, brashness, brazenness...any other cool adjectives that start with 'b'...scoops TWG into his arms and dips her low, kissing her semi-passionately before setting her upright once more. He grins at her and adjusts his sunglasses slightly**

Long time no see, hon.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:08 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


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[B**crosses the room...scoops TWG into his arms and dips her low, kissing her semi-passionately...He grins at her and adjusts his sunglasses slightly**

Long time no see, hon.



*feeling weak-kneed, twg wraps her arms around Static's neck to keep her feet.*

I've missed you.

*using more courage than she knew she had, twg pulls Static down onto the pool table and kisses him more than semi-passionately. Suddenly aware of herself, she straightens his sunglasses and rights herself*

Heh, don't know what came over me.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:12 AM

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I've missed you.


I've missed you too, hon.

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Heh, don't know what came over me.




Well. . .me, very nearly.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:30 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


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I've missed you too, hon...

Well. . .



I'm not letting you out of my sight this time. You two *points finger accusingly at TGJ* sneak off to the roof never to be seen again. *hands firmly planted on hips* Not happening this time. I'm keeping my eye on you.

*reaching into her pocket she retrieves KaySky's extra handcuffs*

I met this girl last night, we handcuffed a guy to a pole, and um, Ebo was there...anyway now I have these *dangles handcuffs in front of Static*

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