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The I'm am not going to be depressed about the delay club!

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 5:43 PM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE


*beginning to pout*

Ok, I'm dancin' here, I'm dancin'...yep, I'm shakin' it...don't see no boy whores joining in.

*sigh*

We need to add a little something more to the punch, I'm thinkin'.



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Saturday, November 27, 2004 5:53 PM

DACUTE1


I was going to say I was in before I heard about the tiramisu, now, I'm definitely in. I can join in with the dancing girls, still trying to get down the fuete turns in the combat boots though, Summer makes them look so easy. I'll bring the strawberries and grapes with the hot cheese!

- Dacute1

Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty
Wash: Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause you're pretty

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 5:57 PM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE


TIRAMISU!!!!??? Did someone say TIRAMISU?

OK. No longer upset about absence of boy-whores.
Just give me a spoon and back away slowlllly...;-)

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 6:28 PM

EBONEZER


Still not entirerly sure I'm fully understanding the concept of tiramisu....

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 6:56 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


i gots some chocolate mousee if you'd prefer.

Why haven't the monions arrived? Aren't they supposed to be refilling our drinks and rubbing our feet?

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 8:43 PM

THEGREYJEDI


I'm staying right here on the roof where it's safe. If a little cold and wet.

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 8:47 PM

TETHYS


take a look behind you TGJ....that's me helping to keep lookout!

"Your mouth is talking. Might wanna see to that"

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Saturday, November 27, 2004 9:34 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


And I remain, sitting cross-legged on the floor, knitting.

"Somebody pass me some punch!"

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 3:56 AM

SHW


Quote:

Originally posted by zoid:

Quote:



Actually, shw, I think I'll stay down here and form "The Bottom of the Tree Club", where the cooler of beer is located. If another angel falls from on high, I'll draft 'em a can of Boddington Pub Ale,

What good's a treehouse if there's no neighborhood warring faction to throw apples at?



Isn't this treehouse built to hold ALL us Browncoats? Because then it follows that this treehouse is pan continental.. and I live in the UK, where Boddingtons is brewed.. therefore thats where the bar is... ;)

and yes, we need a warring faction. I propose a Pea shooter war w/ the 'fans when the show first aired' treehouse. Fecking eletists.

I have a flag. We can TOTALLY take over their treehouse.

lovingly,
shw

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 6:15 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by firefloozysuzie:
TIRAMISU!!!!??? Did someone say TIRAMISU?

OK. No longer upset about absence of boy-whores.
Just give me a spoon and back away slowlllly...;-)




Suze,

I'll stay away from your tiramisu if you'll stay away from my M&Ms. I THINK I'm gonna need more veils to cover my self, if I keep eating these. Virtual or not, they're fattening.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 6:25 AM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by shw:
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and yes, we need a warring faction. I propose a Pea shooter war w/ the 'fans when the show first aired' treehouse. Fecking eletists.

I have a flag. We can TOTALLY take over their treehouse.

lovingly,
shw



Well now wait one gorram second here. I STARTED this treehouse, and I'm IN the other treehouse.

So I guess that means we already took over their treehouse...or something. Aw who cares. I want war! Lets go beat up the damn eletists!





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Sunday, November 28, 2004 6:43 AM

ZOID



shw wrote:
Quote:

...I have a flag...

Nice Eddie Izzard reference. I love that 'action transvestite'.

Also notice that I specifically said Boddington's is the best available in the U.S., and is only served in a can (with one of those little nitrogen thingys in the can for great pinpoint carbonation). Boddington's may be among the finest beers in Great Britain, too; but y'all have got so many great brews, it'd be hard to choose. I'd nominate Castlemaine '4-X' pints (an Australian beer) from the tap of your local. I usually chose a locally brewed bitter, during the 3 1/2 years I was lucky enough to be stationed there (stole one of y'all's women, too, my wife of 16 years, Kayley. Girls in the treehouse should start worrying; I'm pretty good at this raiding for breeding stock thing).

We're 'beer-impaired' here in the American colonies, and most of us don't even know it, having never been outside our borders. The majority of Americans have no idea what beer should be. Most Brits don't realize how cursed Americans are: They assume our beer is like beer everywhere else, rather than the 'gnat's piss plus alka seltzer' it actually is.

You lucky bastards...

Like my 'heaven' comment above, how can America be a Great Society with only cruelly manipulated and denatured beer? I'd like to see the laws restraining alcohol content in beer -- in place since the end of Prohibition -- fully repealed, so we too can have "our daily bread", as our benevolent and merciful Father intended. Where'd I put my 'Beer and Skittles Party' membership card? I'm spreading the revolution to these shores; God willing, we shall prevail!


Drily,

zoid
Sole Proprietor, Member and President of the Bottom of the Tree Club
(I had an election. It was a landslide.)
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(although apparently, through outdated legislation you can rob me and my countrymen of the simple, ancient pleasure of enjoying a real beer with one's fellows at a walking-distance neighborhood pub)
(...of course, we'd have to properly tie up our horses and check our holsters and six-shooters at the front door...)

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 6:48 AM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE


Nonsense! You don't want too much veil-coverage anyway.

Eat all you want, honey! Some guy further up the thread is about to carry you off to his underground hideaway, right?

Put on a few curves and make it challenging for him!

How you gonna "shake it" if you got nuthin to shake, Dance-alicious?

**Springing up and doing hootchy-kootchy gyrations while cradling large bowl of tiramisu and waving my big spoon in the air between mouthfuls of coffee/creamy/spongy tiramisu goodness**


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Sunday, November 28, 2004 6:57 AM

THEGREYJEDI


Guiness Extra Stout! Killian's Irish Red! Newcastle!

That and a local microbrew called Red Oak. Only beer I can drink are those four. A plague upon American Pisswater.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 7:17 AM

ZOID


TGJ wrote:
Quote:

...A plague upon American Pisswater.

How can a plague get a plague? A pox upon American Pisswater!


Microbiologically,

zoid

P.S.
Know why the stiff-collared, hell-and-damnation Puritans landed at Plymouth Rock, after they got shown the door in England? They ran out of 'beere' and had to stop and brew more! I sh*t you not. Remember, throughout most of human history drinking water was a risky business, unless it had a little alcohol (fermented, not distilled) in it to kill off resident pests... The further we advance, the more dehumanized we become.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 8:58 AM

TETHYS


YuengLing is good, though not as good as a pint of Guiness though..........

"Your mouth is talking. Might wanna see to that"

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 10:41 AM

EBONEZER


Ya all sound like me aunt. She only drinks 'designer' (sp?) beer. None of that cheep-o crap for her, or you apparently.


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Sunday, November 28, 2004 10:45 AM

MALICIOUS


Uh oh. I'm startin' to feel depressed about the delay! What do I do? Help!!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 10:53 AM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE


Well, Mal, don't get depressed - get PROACTIVE :)
(Or perhaps, eat chocolate and put the stereo on real, real loud).

Sami and I are already thinking about that April Starfury Convention at Heathrow...or maybe flying out for the GrandSlam Convention in Pasadena (which is, I believe, in March).






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Sunday, November 28, 2004 11:38 AM

EBONEZER


Pasadina? Hey! I could maybe go to that! That would be shinny.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 11:46 AM

BETHYB


Quote:

Originally posted by PsychicRiver:

Great! I'll knit!

Anybody else wanna knit? Then please join me down here under the table, BYO needles?

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Well, I'll knit, but I'm too tall for under the table. How about a corner full of comfy chairs, with good light and a massive supply of yarns and books?

BethBSewin (and knitting, too!)

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 1:47 PM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Pasadina? Hey! I could maybe go to that! That would be shinny.





Nathan and Adam are already on the Guest List.
The Convention runs from March 11-13.
Here's a link:

http://www.creationent.com/cal/stgs.htm


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Sunday, November 28, 2004 2:06 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


I can't bring myself to drink a beer if I can see thru it. It just doesn't seem right. I like to feel the weight of the beer, see the dark rich color, and enjoy it for the meal it is. gimme a stout, an ale, a good imported brew.

generally, if i can buy it at a grocery store or a quiktrip, it ain't beer.

*shimmies over to the bar to refill her guinness. almost trips over the veils* I gotta learn how to walk in these things. How are you gals doing this? Am I a super-klutz or are these things extra clingy? both?

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 2:11 PM

MALICIOUS


TWG,

One must walk "breezily" so that the veils fly back and hence can't trip you up. Get it?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 2:13 PM

MALICIOUS


Suze,

Unless "Pasadena" is within a two-hours-at-most-drive from Bear, DE, I doubt I'll be going. I'm kinda thinkin' it's on the left coast, as in Californ-eye-aye. Am I right?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 2:42 PM

EBONEZER


Yepers. Californ-i-a is right. Except there might be a thespian festival that weekend which means i can't go...

*sigh*

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 4:11 PM

THEGREYJEDI


It's not about "designer" beer. It's just that you get what you pay for when it comes to the cheap American beer. It's generally pale and watery.

Think of it like this. There's fresh squeezed lemonade, then there's the $.25 a pack of kool-aid. One is tastier than the other, which is the one we prefer.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 6:43 PM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE


Malicious,

Then...if California is far, I suppose that you'd probably think London is also far.

Sami now has her heart set on us going to the Serenity Convention in England, end of April.

We're lookin' into it.

Does it seem that we must be pretty hardcore to consider flyin' to another Continent to see Captain Tightpants & Co.?




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Sunday, November 28, 2004 8:16 PM

THEREALME


* A small spot of bright light appears on the wall of the tree house’s main communal room. It grows brighter and expands, its center becoming a black void. A breeze starts to blow from it. Soon, it becomes a seven-foot-wide ring of fire on the wall, encircling a dark emptiness. Out of this hole in reality steps The Real Me, looking ridiculous in his ill-fitting Kaylee costume, engine grease smeared on his face. He cradles a package under one arm. He waves at the crowd with his other hand, which is colored green. *

Greetings, all! It is I, The Real Me! I have returned! Uh… Well, actually, I have never been here before.

* With his green hand, The Real Me fumbles with his wallet. *

But see, here is my membership card from the Forgotten Not A Guy/Girl Clubhouse. It’s transferable, right? I was off moping around at the old clubhouse, thinking that you had all abandoned me. Well, I suppose that you did, in fact, abandon me. But Mal-licious was kind enough to let me know where you had gone. This is a great idea. I’m glad to be part of it.

* The Real Me puts his wallet away. *

Hey, ThatWeirdGirl, look!

* The Real Me rips off the covering on the package he was carrying and displays a 7-pack of soda with an odd label that seems to be inscribed with Nordic runes. *

I found an alternate reality where they actually bottle Pepsimilk! THAT wasn’t easy!

* The Real Me sets the soda on a table and moves back toward the hole in reality. *

SPARKY! Start bringing the stuff through!

* A robot made of metal and plastic walks out of the ring of fire, carrying a Whack-a-Mole machine fitted with plastic heads representing various Fox executives. The Real Me turns back to the crowd to explain. *

You see, I’ve attached the other end of this dimensional portal to the old clubhouse. That will make it easy for Sparky to move in all of our furniture, appliances, games and the like.

* Sparky departs, but soon returns, carrying a sofa. The Real Me grabs some objects that had been laying on the cushions. *

Ebo, good to see you! Here is your guitar! Mal-licious, here is your Dumb-Stick-Sounds-Like-It’s-Rainin’. Maybe you two can give us a performance later?

Anyway, with my extra-dimensional powers, I’ve taken the liberty of adding several suites of rooms to this tree house. I’ve started with the floorplan used by the Kids Next Door -- a very sound design -- but we can alter that later as the need arises. At the minimum, I think that I can guarantee that we each have our own room.

* From the hole in reality, Sparky calls for help, speaking with the voice of Alan Tudyk. The Real Me enlarges the ring of fire so that Sparky can fit through with a fully stocked bar, complete with stools, a large mirror, and shelves full of booze. The Real Me grins sheepishly. *

Uh, THAT didn’t come from our old clubhouse.

* The Real Me walks to the balcony and gazes down to the base of the tree, scratching his chin in deep thought. *

Sparky, after you set up the hammocks and pass drinks around, install the perimeter defense lasers and bring them online. I think zoid might be getting some ideas about Mal-licious.





The Real Me

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 8:42 PM

EBONEZER


YAY! ME is here! *Gasp*

and he brought my guitar!

And sparky!

And Hammocks!

and wack-a-mole!

and!

and!

and!

*Faints with delight*

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 9:08 PM

THEREALME


* Having been programmed with all Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics (even the first one), Sparky drops the bar, which falls with a terrible crash, and then extends his arms across the tree house to catch Ebo before she falls. Sparky places her in a hammmock, and then goes to work repairs on the bar and the floor. The Real Me sets Ebo's hammock swaying gently, and waves his green hand at her. *

Ebo, I thought that you were going to call me "You".


The Real Me

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 9:10 PM

EBONEZER


Is that what I decided? I kinda forgot.

anyway, yay! You is here!!!

*resumes faint*

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 9:13 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Roof. Introspection.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 9:38 PM

THEREALME


Well, actually, Ebo, I don't really care what you call me. I'll answer to just about anything... except "Bob", that is.

It's just that I wanted to sort it out for when I order my next set of business cards.

* The Real Me continues to wave his green hand at Ebo. After a short time, he comes closer and whispers: *

Say, Ebo, there's been a lot of fuss over this Tiramisu stuff. Do you have ANY clue what it is? It seems to be food of some kind.

* The Real Me waits for a response, but Ebo seems to still be in faint mode. The Real Me looks about the tree house. *

It's nice to see so many new faces. There's a lot more variety than the old clubhouse. Uh... Say, when does the dancing girl routine start?

Oh! Sparky, carry that couch up to the roof for the Grey Jedi and any other stargazers. Take them an umbrella as well.


The Real Me

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Monday, November 29, 2004 2:57 AM

NEDWARD


Sorry, I know it's Monday, but I'm still thinking about beer.

Quote:

Originally posted by zoid:
Boddington's may be among the finest beers in Great Britain, too; but y'all have got so many great brews, it'd be hard to choose.

Disagree if you want, fellow British browncoats, but I'd venture to say that Boddington's is not among the finest beers of our country. (Although Mel Sykes makes for a good commercial.)
Quote:

I usually chose a locally brewed bitter, during the 3 1/2 years I was lucky enough to be stationed there
zoid, where were you based over here? I might be familiar with your tipple, I'm something of an ale buff. Enough to dislike most American "making love in a canoe" beverages.

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Monday, November 29, 2004 3:01 AM

NEDWARD


Welcome (back), TRM/Me/You/WhoeverYouAre! Could you ask Sparky to jack up the ceiling? It looks like TGJ is about to fall through. I think we need some proper chairs on the roof.

*dumps another crate of M&Ms on the floor and goes back to work*

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Monday, November 29, 2004 4:58 AM

THEREALME


Well, I sent Sparky up with a couch earlier, but perhaps we can have him build some chairs, too.

* The Real Me surveys the creaking ceiling with a critical eye. *

Yes, Nedward, perhaps you are correct. But YOU can give Sparky orders, too. He's here to serve us all. I built him to replace the cabana boys that deserted the old clubhouse once the ladies started talking about making them eunuchs.

* The Real Me shudders, then looks down. *

Oooooh! M&Ms!



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Monday, November 29, 2004 6:03 AM

ZOID


nedward:

I, too, enjoy thinking about beer. It has a wonderful history that follows step for step the ascent of human Civilization. Really really.

I was stationed in Suffolk, East Anglia at RAF Bentwaters/Woodbridge (two bases, one administrative complex) from '87-'89 and again from '91-'92, when they unexpectedly closed the base underneath me (thanks terribly, (PM) Mr. Major).

My time in England was arguably the happiest in my life. There is so much good in the British way of life, it more than offsets the ills it suffers as a society (yes, even the burgeoning 'dole' and social medicine, which basically let my mother-in-law die of cancer while waiting for a specialist's appointment). I still fantasize about a day when I would return there to live out the remainder of my life. Unfortunately, even though my wife is English (from Newmarket) and well-heeled, we have no prospects in the English job market; but who does, eh?

We almost were able to return in '99 to RAF Mildenhall -- my dream assignment -- but Kayley pointed out that it would mean selling Our Home Here and Uprooting Our Children (I could hear the punctuation, believe me). Those who do not understand the English love of home -- and the steadfast resolve of Her women -- do not understand England. I'd sooner brawl with the Black Guard than oppose a handful of English housewives. Fewer broken bones; ego and dignity intact.

So, while you're looking up beers, keep in mind that I preferred bitter, from local breweries. I did quite a bit of socializing at the public house 4 blocks from her family home in Newmarket, 'The Cherry Tree'. And if you're in the area and you see a quiet, sad man, about 6'4", with thinning dark hair, a hawkish nose and black-brown eyes (looks for all the world like an older version of Rupert Everett) sitting in the pub, buy him a vodka and tell him his son, Ron, was thinking of him. His name is George. Send me the bill, I'm good for it.

As a final note in this characteristically (zoidian) 'convoluted' post: There was this great Holsten-Pils advert during one of my stints there. It featured Griff Rhys Jones (of "Alias: Smith and Jones") digitally superimposed over the train scenes from Marilyn Monroe's "Some Like It Hot". This was the late Ms. Monroe's halcyon days in terms of feminine allure, and Griff says at the end, mock-reproachfully, "Yoo-ouu naugh'y guurrl!" (hard to get the accent right).

And then the tagline for the advertisement would play, which I leave you with, since it seems a suitable wrap-up for this topic: "A Holsten-Pils sugar-turns-to-alcohol production!"


(Rule) Britannically,

zoid
Publican, 'The Bottom of the Tree'

P.S.
I fancy a pub shingle with a stylized Tree of Knowledge, Adam and Eve sharing an apple at its base, while The Serpent (affectionately known to pub regulars as 'Malicious') curls in a limb above... I'm even amenable to the notion that the Tree has a treehouse in it, with most of its patrons camped on its sagging roof. How's that for symbolism?
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Monday, November 29, 2004 6:06 AM

THEGREYJEDI


Quote:

Originally posted by nedward:
Welcome (back), TRM/Me/You/WhoeverYouAre! Could you ask Sparky to jack up the ceiling? It looks like TGJ is about to fall through. I think we need some proper chairs on the roof.

*dumps another crate of M&Ms on the floor and goes back to work*



No worries, mate, I over engineered the roof. You could land a chinook on this thing. I used duct tape.

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Monday, November 29, 2004 7:57 AM

NEDWARD


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
No worries, mate, I over engineered the roof. You could land a chinook on this thing. I used duct tape.

Ah, blessed duct tape. We're safe!

Sparky, please rearrange these M&Ms in color order. Thank you.

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Monday, November 29, 2004 8:12 AM

NEDWARD


Quote:

Originally posted by zoid:
I, too, enjoy thinking about beer. It has a wonderful history that follows step for step the ascent of human Civilization. Really really.

Indeed! I can't recall where (I read too many books) but I recently read a plausible suggestion that civilization developed because of beer... (Somebody less forgetful remember it for me? It was a 2003ish-published history of beer and drinking in Western civilization.)

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I fancy a pub shingle with a stylized Tree of Knowledge, Adam and Eve sharing an apple at its base, while The Serpent (affectionately known to pub regulars as 'Malicious') curls in a limb above... I'm even amenable to the notion that the Tree has a treehouse in it, with most of its patrons camped on its sagging roof. How's that for symbolism?
Sounds good to me! One of my fondest fantasies is buying my own canal boat (I think y'all can guess the name: eight letters, starts with an S), not least because the canal life affords plentiful opportunities to sample great pubs. If there was a canalside browncoat haunt, so much the better!

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Monday, November 29, 2004 10:51 AM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE


So I'm in the liquor store, minding me own business, when I find myself mysteriously compelled to purchase a 4-pack of Boddingtons.

Some tickling in my subconscious whispered to me, "This is good stuff."

Well! I get home and - acting on a hunch - re-read this FFF thread. Sure enough, there it is, on this thread, a SHAMELESS promotion of Boddingtons!

No wonder I've been thirsting for a good brew!
Here I was, minding my own conversations with Mal... doing my virtual bellydancing, eating my virtual tiramisu...and I picked up your subliminal signals to GET ME SOME BEER.

Thank you. Really. Thank you.
Soon as I finish class tonight, I'm going to pour me out one of those bad boys and let you know what I think of it :-)

Carry on.



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Monday, November 29, 2004 11:11 AM

THEGREYJEDI


*sets up the trebuchets, lovingly referred to as Artillery Unit Rubi.* Gotta have defenses, y'know.

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Monday, November 29, 2004 11:26 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


After moving into the comfy cushion corner with BethyB, I have now finished my first knitting project! It's another hammock, beware mind, it may not be terribly strong, so I recommend not putting too far off the ground, and maybe just for someone light.

And now I'm thinking of making a huge patchwork quilt, wiht lots of Firefly pics, that we can all share and sleep under. Don't spill beer though!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Monday, November 29, 2004 12:04 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by firefloozysuzie:
Malicious,

Then...if California is far, I suppose that you'd probably think London is also far.

Sami now has her heart set on us going to the Serenity Convention in England, end of April.

We're lookin' into it.

Does it seem that we must be pretty hardcore to consider flyin' to another Continent to see Captain Tightpants & Co.?



Suze,

Now THAT doesn't seem too farfetched to me. I'd DO it, I just can't afford it!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, November 29, 2004 12:07 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me sets Ebo's hammock swaying gently, and waves his green hand at her. *



Ahem! I believe that is MY green hand being waved about indiscriminantly. What's up wit dat, yo?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, November 29, 2004 1:01 PM

THEREALME


PsychicRiver,

Thank you very much for the extra hammock. We have so many more people here, that I think that we might need a few more. The quilt sounds like a great idea.

The Real Me

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Monday, November 29, 2004 1:13 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me sets Ebo's hammock swaying gently, and waves his green hand at her. *



Ahem! I believe that is MY green hand being waved about indiscriminantly. What's up wit dat, yo?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell



No, not indiscriminantly at all. It was, in fact, carefully aimed. I was waving it at Ebo.

* With a smile, The Real Me helps Mal-licious into her hammock, gives her a drink with a pretty little umbrella, and sets her hammock swaying. *

Oh, you mean THIS hand?

* After Mal-licious' burning gaze, The Real Me waves his green hand at her. *


The Real Me

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Monday, November 29, 2004 1:31 PM

NEDWARD


Quote:

Originally posted by firefloozysuzie:
Soon as I finish class tonight, I'm going to pour me out one of those bad boys and let you know what I think of it :-)

Excellent, hope it slips down a treat. Don't hold the can too much or it might turn yellow... or is it only clutching M&Ms that turns one's hand green? And don't mix Boddies with tiramisu -- way too much cream for one meal.

(Boddies is in yellow cans in the U.S., right? Otherwise, that made no sense.)

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Monday, November 29, 2004 1:37 PM

EBONEZER


*Ebo un-faints*

Is it christmas?

Oh hey! A green hand and it belongs to ME!

Ebo waves back.

And yeah, Timasui (or whatever the hell its caled). No idea what it is, although if its' edible it can't be half bad...

There was a link about it up there in the limbs somewhere...I didn't actually read about it but I looked at the picture.

It looks sort of like a pancake.

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