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Ironic Deaths for Firefly Crew
Monday, October 25, 2004 5:37 PM
Monday, October 25, 2004 5:44 PM
Quote:'Rapid Onset Latent Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome'
Monday, October 25, 2004 5:58 PM
Quote:... Simon dies from ROLAIdS?
Monday, October 25, 2004 6:29 PM
Monday, October 25, 2004 6:36 PM
Quote:At least Wash dies valiently. But their poor kid, now everyone's dead but him/her.
Monday, October 25, 2004 6:48 PM
Monday, October 25, 2004 9:51 PM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 2:28 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 2:49 AM
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 4:51 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 5:09 AM
Quote:Yes. I'm a telepathic assassin. I've had congress with the devil, and work for a secret, underground division of Blue Sun. Waste Management is the polite term.
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 6:08 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 7:07 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 7:59 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 8:23 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 8:41 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 8:50 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 8:51 AM
Quote:Originally posted by zoid:
Maybe I'm too 'convoluted' for my own good
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 9:04 AM
Quote:Originally posted by zoid:
So, not only did I not save any money, I went bankrupt and was left physically the worse for wear. I'd call that ironic, at least by my definition.
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 9:24 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 9:29 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 9:39 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 9:47 AM
Quote:One presumes Inara tripped out of the gate?
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 10:12 AM
Quote:...That is ironic, and also crappy. But it's not ironic because it's crappy...
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 2:30 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Guildsister:
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 3:30 PM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 4:03 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Booksword:
This is sick !
Here let me have a go...
Is mouthing off at Shepard at his belief of a God, accidently steps on prayer beads goes up and comes down on his neck.
God - 2 Mal - 0
Gets into an argument with Vera about him looking at other guns, Vera wins.
For some strange reason a skinny white kid calling himself Conner sneaks up behind her and hits her **very** hard
One terrible day his toy dinosaurs decide to fight for their freedom and launch themselves at him. Bloody, messy and not very pretty.
Simon uses a ten letter word on an outer core planet in the hearing range of some heavily armed people. He sounds snotty and condencending and they shoot him just in case he insulted their fathers. Whomever that may be
Goes on yet another walkabout and admires what looks like long grass on the Serenity. Turns out to be the ships wiring, end result.
Krispy fried Prodigy.
Highly paying client with exotic tastes. Ok lets say freaky tastes and an unrealible breathing tube. Nuff said.
No force in the verse can stop her. Unless its another random shooting in her general direction. With more and bigger guns. After dying the fates explain its nothing personal but her cheerfulness was freaking them out a bit.
' I have something to tell ' he says to the screen and as we hold our breath in anticipation... the final ever episode ends leaving us wondering what his secret is and if he survived the armies of hell storming that really long alley.
You and Zoid are way to funny! Should be a crime.
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 9:32 PM
Quote:Originally posted by maugwai:
For instance, Wash left the widowed father of a child he never wanted is slightly ironic, but Zoe dying in childbirth is not. Usually the very thing you try to avoid leads to your downfall.
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 9:59 PM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004 11:35 PM
Quote:Originally posted by jcprice:
Okay, I'm getting confused on this whole irony thing too, so I've consulted the highest (publicly available) authority ...
The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit 1.
Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).
An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
French ironie, from Old French, from Latin rna, from Greek eirneia, feigned ignorance, from eirn, dissembler, probably from eirein, to say; see wer- 5 in Indo-European roots
So, now we are all experts in irony ...
Wednesday, October 27, 2004 2:22 AM
Wednesday, October 27, 2004 2:23 AM
Wednesday, October 27, 2004 5:54 AM
Wednesday, October 27, 2004 6:50 AM
Quote:...So if Wash died while Zoe was giving birth (best guess, she strangled him), would that be ironic?
Wednesday, October 27, 2004 5:26 PM
Wednesday, October 27, 2004 7:58 PM
Thursday, October 28, 2004 7:34 AM
Wednesday, December 29, 2004 12:28 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Delia:
That's the spirit! Well-played!
BTW, is that 'Book's word' or 'Book sword'. Just wonderin'...
Its Books Word, I really got to fix that Zoid. By the by loved the joke!!! Laughed so hard considered getting daipers.
Angel: People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do.
Hamilton: Yeah, but we won't care.
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