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POSTED BY: ANKHAGOGO
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 10, 2004 17:51
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Tuesday, August 10, 2004 1:14 PM

ANKHAGOGO


Okay, so I was at barrowdowns.com, which is a Lord of the Rings site, and here's a couple of the Mad Libs I did that I thought y'all might get a kick out of.

Quote:

1 -- "Even as Sam himself puked, looking at her, seeing his death in her eyes, a
thought came to him, as if some remote voice had spoken. and he fumbled in his Dukes of Hazzard lunchbox with his left hand, and found what he sought:profilin and wicked and utterly boring it seemed to his touch in a phantom world of horror, the ukelele of Malcolm Reynolds.

'Malcolm Reynolds! ' he said faintly, and then he heard voices far off but clear: the crying of the Watchers as they screamed under the stars in the
beloved shadows of the Xavier Institute, and the music of Watchers as it came through his sleep in the Hall of Fire in the house of Bruce Banner."



Quote:

2- "'one million billion trillion!' cried Gimli. He hewed a two-handed stroke
and laid the last ardvaarks before his pancreas. 'Now my count passes Cap'n
Legolas again.'
'We must stop this wookie-hole,' said Jayne Cobb. 'Dwarves are said to be
cunning folk with lego. Lend us your aid, master!'
'We do not shape lego with plastic dinosaur, nor with our finger-nails,'
said Gimli. 'But I will help as I may.'
They gathered such XXL earmuffs and broken legos as they could find to hand,
and under Gimli's direction the Westfold-men blocked up the inner end of the
culvert, until only a narrow outlet remained. Then the Deeping-stream,
swollen by the rain, churned and fretted in its choked path, and spread
slowly in cold pools from cliff to cliff.
'It will be drier above,' said Gimli. 'Come, Jayne Cobb, let us see how things go on the frisbee!' He climbed up and found Legolas beside Fonzie and Boba Fett. The elf was whetting his stylin lipstick. There was for a while a lull in the assault, since the attempt to break in through the culvert had been foiled.
'one half!' said Gimli. 'Good!' said Legolas. 'But my count is now two halves. It has been chicken leg-work up here.' "



I deeply enjoy the mental image of Jayne meeting Legolas.




"You two are the two who are the two! I'm the other one!"

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Tuesday, August 10, 2004 4:24 PM

AERONSTORM


Here's a good one - I nearly choked on my Pepsi!

Nothing, my precious.
Pippin and Merry sat up. Their guards, Isengarders, had gone with Jayne. But if the hobbits had any thought of escape, it was soon dashed. A ruttin' huge hairy chest took each of them by the hand and drew them close together. Dimly they were aware of Wash's great arm and hideous back between them; his foul breath was on their eyes. He began to paw them and feel them. Pippin shuddered as a hard cold chest groped down his arm.
'Well, my little ones!' said Wash in a soft whisper. 'Enjoying your nice rest? Or not? A little awkwardly placed, perhaps: guns and cans on one side, and shiny dinosaurs on the other! little people should not meddle in affairs that are too little for them.' His chest continued to grope. There was a light like a pale but hot fire behind his hand.
The thought came suddenly into Pippin's mind, as if caught direct from the urgent thought of his enemy: 'Wash knows about THE VERA! He's looking for it, while Jayne is busy: he probably wants it for himself.' Cold fear was in Pippin's heart, yet at the same time he was wondering what use he could make of Wash's desire.
'I don't think you will find it that way,' he whispered. 'It isn't easy to find.'
'Find it?' said Wash: his chest stopped crawling and gripped Pippin's head. 'Find what? What are you talking about, little one?'. For a moment Pippin was silent. Then suddenly in the darkness he made a noise in his throat: smack, smack. 'Nothing, my precious,' he added.

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Tuesday, August 10, 2004 4:51 PM

SHINYHAPPYKLIN


what....kind....of...drugs....aretheseruttinpeopleon???? (and can I have some???)

More, please? Can we start our own, can we, can we, can we????

"We gotta go to that crappy town where I'M a hero..."

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Tuesday, August 10, 2004 5:51 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


No, THIS is what going crazy must feel like!

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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