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What Cologne/Perfume would the crew of Serenity wear?

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Tuesday, February 9, 2016 5:26 AM

COSPLAYWITHCAPTMAL

Everybody Dies Alone.


So I got another silly thread for you guys! So I actually got the idea for these fun little silly threads off another site that i'm a member of. So i'm a member of the wonderful website SuicideGirls.com and in that site they have this little group called Silliness in which fun little questions like "Which SG would you kiss or date or have fun with" are posted. I had this idea to sort of start doing that here on FireflyFans.net with little questions like my last one of which liquor would the crew of Serenity drink. Okay so enough with me talking lol here's my list! Add your own i'd love to hear other people's opinions!!!


1. Mal: Stetson or Lucky Brand cologne

2. Inara: Hypnotic Poison

3. Kaylee: Curve for ladies or something silly like Katy Perry (which would probably smell really sexy on her)

4. Jayne: Bod Man

5. Shepard: Armani or something with an aura of mystery

6. Simon Tam: Gucci because he's definitely a monied individual.

7. River Tam: Soup in her hair or Lady Gaga.


Gonna be honest i had to look some stuff up for the girls lol.

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Tuesday, February 9, 2016 7:15 PM

MUDD


Oh man. I do NOT know perfume well enough to play this game.

My first image was of Jayne continually spraying on Axe body spray. Like, he knows enough that if he's trying to impress a woman he should smell nice, but his plan for how to go about doing that could use some work.

I think Kaylee would pick a scent that smells like something real. I don't know what exactly, but like vanilla or some flower instead of something that can only be engineered in a lab.

Whatever heist Mal thinks he needs cologne for, my guess is he initially picked out something wildly inappropriate but that Inara set him on the right track before they started.

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Tuesday, February 9, 2016 11:30 PM

WISHIMAY


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Originally posted by COSPLAYWITHCAPTMAL:

Kaylee: Curve for ladies or something silly like Katy Perry



I'm allergic to just about everything, but I like Curve. And organic scents like vanilla, cotton candy, pina colada, and I used to use a chocolate- cocoa buttery one when I was younger.

These days it's more Ode to Aveeno than anything...

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Wednesday, February 10, 2016 1:23 AM

COSPLAYWITHCAPTMAL

Everybody Dies Alone.


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Originally posted by Mudd:
Oh man. I do NOT know perfume well enough to play this game.

My first image was of Jayne continually spraying on Axe body spray. Like, he knows enough that if he's trying to impress a woman he should smell nice, but his plan for how to go about doing that could use some work.

I think Kaylee would pick a scent that smells like something real. I don't know what exactly, but like vanilla or some flower instead of something that can only be engineered in a lab.

Whatever heist Mal thinks he needs cologne for, my guess is he initially picked out something wildly inappropriate but that Inara set him on the right track before they started.



Honestly same here. With the girls I definitely had to look perfume's up since the only two I know of are Hypnotic Poison (a lot of girls wear that today) and Curve. I thought about Axe for Jayne also but I went to Walmart last night and saw this really jerk stuff called Bod-Man. The cologne literally has just totally jerk jock names like one is called "Totally ripped abs" or "Woman killer" lol. When I saw that I just instantly thought Jayne would wear something like that thinking that's what a woman would want. I remember the scene in the comic Better Days where he's asking Simon how to court a companion and he just keeps asking Simon "so then I put it in right?".

Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2016 8:20 PM

ANCHORA


What a question. I don't know anything about cologne, I'm actually surprised you (or anyone else!) does enough to just shoot them off.

Really I can't picture much of the crew wearing anything except Inara and if I'm honest, maybe Jayne.

Mal seems like he'd just have that kind of earthy scent, just kind of a dust tone. Kaylee seems like she would smell like engine oil just a bit all the time (not like radiating it, but still), Rivers hair is like perpetually wet, so I can only assume that it would be that "Just-Out-Of-The-Shower"thing. Simon seems like he woulden't have a lot going on for him, maybe kind of a "Pavement after rain" smell. Book would probably be fairly non-notable. Maybe a little fresh, maybe a little old guy.

Oh, and Inara would of course have this very expensive and floral scent and Jayne would have some cheap cologne smell.


What a weird question. I suppose its been over a decade. We're at that point guys and gals.

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Thursday, February 11, 2016 1:00 AM

COSPLAYWITHCAPTMAL

Everybody Dies Alone.


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Originally posted by G:
I have no idea about these!

But here goes:

1. Mal: nothin'! Mal thinks he smells just right as is, which I imagine is a bit like leather, copper, wet dog, and shoe polish.

2. Inara: Classic, timeless, and insanely expensive (given to her of course because she dropped a hint with a rich client), Chanel. Smells like the sound of diamond wind chimes near a mountain spring...

3. Kaylee: Something that smells like bubble gum but also works with the smell of engine grease.

4. Jayne: Bod Man - yes, and waay tooo much of it!

5. Shepard: something that smells like the bible - old paper and leather and stone.

6. Simon Tam: Respectful of hospital regulations against it, Simon has become accustomed to smelling like a cross between rubbing alcohol and a gin martini.

7. River Tam: Nag champa - a sweet, woody, earthy scent.

8. Zoe: Musk for Women!

9. Wash: Musk for Women! heh - guess how that happened ;)

A suggestion for you CPWM: in honor of sg.com I think you should go for "what tattoos would the crew have and where" next :)




Great choices! As for the tattoo question i'm thinking about it but Mudd sort of posted a similar thread. He didn't ask that question specifically as in what tattoos would the crew of Serenity wear but he asked what kind of tattoos would be most prominent in the verse. I'll wait a bit and see how his thread progresses and if nobody gives any tattoo ideas for the crew then i'll post it! :D

Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

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