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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #71

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Saturday, November 28, 2015 20:59
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Tuesday, November 3, 2015 6:01 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Okay, we have a winner! I have been laughing over this one since he posted it, and I'm still laughing now as I post it! Hoping all my Canadian friends and acquaintances have a good sense of humor!!! Here's your round 70 winner:



Awesome entry, BOBSC! There were so many good ones this round, but this entry stood out to me! See if you can repeat! Everyone else is gonna be looking to beat you back a little. ;) And now, Mal & Inara from Serenity...



MAL: All I gotta do is get the...whoseewhatzit...to do the...thingamajig...with the...uh...hrmmm...well, fuck.
INARA: Just admit that you don't even know what that is or how to use it.
MAL: GOT IT! Nope, fuck.

Okay, Tightpantsers, get to Captioneering and show me how lame my caption is!
;)

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Tuesday, November 3, 2015 6:52 PM

WHOZIT





Nathan: Before we continue with this scene, I want that gray guy behind me to stop looking at my ass.

Morena: I should get paid extra for outtakes.

Joss: Someone get me my paintball gun.

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Friday, November 6, 2015 9:37 AM

MUTT999



Gratz to BOBSC!!




Mal: "He's marble. So don't take him for granite."






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Monday, November 9, 2015 3:08 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: Ah ha! Inara's Diary...let's see if it says anything about a certain suai captainy person, shall we?
Inara: *death glare*


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Monday, November 9, 2015 6:12 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Sweet a win. Thanks



Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N..cough cough Okay... that's it!

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Monday, November 9, 2015 6:14 PM

WHOZIT





Nathan: I have to be out of here at 5 p.m. sharp, I have to be someplace important

Morena: Acting school?

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015 6:22 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM






Mal- Yes I have Medusa ass. Look at you own risk.

Inara- There is no chance of that happening.

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Thursday, November 12, 2015 10:41 AM

MUTT999




Inara: "What does he want on his sandwich?"
Mal: "I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha!"





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Thursday, November 12, 2015 5:58 PM

WHOZIT





After filming for "Serenity" wrapped, the stone Buddha was offered a three picture deal from Universal.

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Thursday, November 12, 2015 7:43 PM

WHOZIT





Little known fact. Because of so many blown lines and outtakes, Joss tried to have Nathan deported back to Canada.

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Friday, November 13, 2015 3:06 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:



After filming for "Serenity" raped, the stone Buddha was offered a three picture deal from Universal.



filiming "wrapped"...OMG...right now being the grammar police is fine by me! WRAPPED!

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Friday, November 13, 2015 5:34 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:



After filming for "Serenity" raped, the stone Buddha was offered a three picture deal from Universal.



filiming "wrapped"...OMG...right now being the grammar police is fine by me! WRAPPED!

BWAH!
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Thank you for correcting me, (Thanks for making me look stupid) I have corrected the caption. (I'll get my "Speak and Spell" out of the closet) I look forward to many more of your caption games. (I wish you jock itch)

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Saturday, November 14, 2015 10:45 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:

Thank you for correcting me, (Thanks for making me look stupid) I have corrected the caption. (I'll get my "Speak and Spell" out of the closet) I look forward to many more of your caption games. (I wish you jock itch)



In all fairness, and not to digress, but *I* didn't make *you* look stupid. I simply pointed out an egregious typographical error. Also, thanks for the jock itch, that's the most action I've seen in years. ;P



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Saturday, November 14, 2015 10:48 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Inara: What is that?!?
Mal: It's my Grammar Police uniform. Instead of a swastika it has an ampersand. Impressed?
Inara: Not really.


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Saturday, November 14, 2015 11:28 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:

Thank you for correcting me, (Thanks for making me look stupid) I have corrected the caption. (I'll get my "Speak and Spell" out of the closet) I look forward to many more of your caption games. (I wish you jock itch)



In all fairness, and not to digress, but *I* didn't make *you* look stupid. I simply pointed out an egregious typographical error. Also, thanks for the jock itch, that's the most action I've seen in years. ;P



BWAH!
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Why do I get the feeling that I'm never going to win another caption game?

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Monday, November 16, 2015 5:44 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Why do I get the feeling that I'm never going to win another caption game?



Pessimism? ;) Hey, it's cool. I'm not like that. You'll have to do more than make a typo to earn my ire, I'm not the Alliance after all.

Just for future reference, take what I type in the best possible way. If I intend to be belligerent with my words, it'll be clear...like..."Fuck off, get out of my game!" Unless I'm being funny, in which case I won't mean that. Huh, guess it is hard to tell with me. ;P Seriously though, you're good, no worries.


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Monday, November 16, 2015 5:46 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Why do I get the feeling that I'm never going to win another caption game?



Pessimism? ;) Hey, it's cool. I'm not like that. You'll have to do more than make a typo to earn my ire, I'm not the Alliance after all.

Just for future reference, take what I type in the best possible way. If I intend to be belligerent with my words, it'll be clear...like..."Fuck off, get out of my game!" Unless I'm being funny, in which case I won't mean that. Huh, guess it is hard to tell with me. ;P Seriously though, you're good, no worries.


BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/



So I'm going to win THIS caption game?!

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Monday, November 16, 2015 5:52 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Inara: What are you doing? We're supposed to be making funny captions!
Mal: I am! This is me, Captain Tightpants, taking off my captain's tightpants, on Caption Tightpants.
Inara: Can you put them back on?

BWAH!
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Monday, November 16, 2015 6:02 PM

WHOZIT





Nathan: As I'm sure you have heard I'm nominated yet again for another "Peoples Choice" award.

Morena: Yea I heard, congrats and good luck. *pifft*

Nathan: I hired 20 illegal Mexicans to sit at computers for a month and vote for me, I'm paying them a nickel a vote.

Morena: I'm voting for Trump.

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Wednesday, November 18, 2015 9:26 AM

MUTT999




Mal: "There, I folded it 8 times. Beat that, Sugarbunch!"







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Friday, November 20, 2015 12:16 PM

MUTT999




Mal: "I lost big time. He has quite the poker face."

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Tuesday, November 24, 2015 9:46 AM

MUTT999




Mal: "It's true. We fell off the front page again. Excuse me while I cry into this huge hankie..."






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Friday, November 27, 2015 12:46 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: Look, I'm trying to choose a winner for this round of Caption Tightpants, but that albino pygmy keeps caressing my butt and saying, "I want a bite of that green apple!" so I've devised a plan...you don't have any chloroform handy, do ya?


Gonna choose a winner and post the next round sometime this weekend. Get those last minute entries in! Next round is going to have a very special, rare treat of an image most of you may have not seen. :)

BWAH!
TCM

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Saturday, November 28, 2015 8:59 PM

RYCE


Mal: Alas, poor money pouch, I knew ye well...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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