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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #49

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UPDATED: Wednesday, October 2, 2013 18:07
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Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:05 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


A big congrats to Manatee! If Jayne had wanted more schoolin', he'd have gone to school, so it's a good thing he at least got through 6th grade math!




And now, a little quiet time with Mal and Zoe...



Zoe: I think I just browncoated my tightpants.
Mal: You realize we already tried that caption?

Okay, so a little CT history in that one...gotta laugh at ourselves at times, right? No? Well, then post some funny captions so we can laugh at you...I mean with you. Have at it, Tightpantsers!

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Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:26 PM

WHOZIT


Congrats Manatee



Nathan) If this show's a hit I may take Fridays off.

Gina) Feel free to take off the other four.

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Sunday, September 15, 2013 8:21 PM

WHOZIT






Gina) I'm sick of that new director, I'm going to blow his stupid head off.

Nathan) That gun is a prop.

Gina) Then I'll beat him to death with it.

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Monday, September 16, 2013 11:47 AM

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Great caption Manatee. It was my favorite




Mal: That's your "Blue Steel"?
Gotta say, I've seen better.

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Monday, September 16, 2013 5:36 PM

WHOZIT







Zoe) There's Carlos Danger, let's break his face.

Mal) Yea, let's break his face.

Zoe) You hold him down and I'll stomp on his face.

Mal) Right! I'll hold him down while you stomp on his face.

Zoe) Stop repeating everything I say.

Mal) Stop repeating everything you say?

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Monday, September 16, 2013 6:42 PM

WHOZIT








Nathan) If FOX doesn't pick up this show I'm going to be back doing porn.

Gina) Please stop talking.

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Monday, September 16, 2013 9:05 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by manatee:









Zoe: I will have revenge. We were warned about this.

Mal: No, Zoe, Reagan was wrong. There are no killer trees.

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Tuesday, September 17, 2013 10:44 AM

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Mal: In Wash's defense, he did say "If he wasn't married", he would take her in a manly fashion

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Tuesday, September 17, 2013 11:05 AM

MUTT999


Congratz Manatee!!!




Mal: "That time of th......?"
Zoe: "YUP!"




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Tuesday, September 17, 2013 3:05 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:






Zoe: Never again Sir. Never again.

Mal: Look,Zoe, I'm sorry I actually let Jayne go through with his naked distraction plan, but who'da
thunk that an entire Alliance platoon would commit suicide after seeing him?

Zoe: I only saw him from the back for a second and I wanna join that platoon.
Where's the steel wool? I need to scrub that image from my minds eye.

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Tuesday, September 17, 2013 5:30 PM

WHOZIT





Still Photo from the long lost and unaired episode titled, "Zoe gets a Yeast Infection"

Photo Copyright 2002 Mutany Enemy Inc and 20th Century Fox

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Tuesday, September 17, 2013 6:24 PM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.


I love this one Whozit.

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Tuesday, September 17, 2013 7:38 PM

WHOZIT






Gina) What did you do to my car?

Nathan) You want the long or short version?

Gina) Short version, the sooner I can kill you the better.

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Wednesday, September 18, 2013 8:45 AM

ANONYMOUSE


As always, I am lost in admiration and envy for the people who come up with these captions - the one about Jayne is hilarious!

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Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:12 AM

MUTT999




Zoe: "This gun belt is doing a job on my...."
Mal: "PELVIS! You were gonna say pelvis, right?"





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Thursday, September 19, 2013 10:14 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Zoe: Also? I can kill you with my--
Mal: Brain!! I knew it! You're a reader too!
Zoe: --gun. *click*
Mal: *gulp!*


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Thursday, September 19, 2013 11:59 AM

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Jayne: Stop me if you've heard this one. A pilot walks into a bar with a spike through his chest...What to soon?

Mal: A limp is fine, just don't kill him. We have a job coming up.

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Thursday, September 19, 2013 5:41 PM

WHOZIT






The Captain was both shocked and confused when Zoe began to swear in Yiddish.

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Thursday, September 19, 2013 5:49 PM

WHOZIT







Zoe) Jayne went through my underwear drawer? I'm going to beat him to death.

Mal) Good, he went through mine too.

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Friday, September 20, 2013 5:33 PM

WHOZIT







Nathan) Take my glove, take my hand, throw them in the garbage can...I don't care cause I can't see, people love to watch me pee...

Gina) In the name of all that's holy, if you don't stop singing I'm going to shove my foot up your ass!

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Friday, September 20, 2013 5:39 PM

MUTT999




Mal: "Did River put Jello in your boots again?"
Zoe: "I wish it was Jello, sir."






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Saturday, September 21, 2013 5:00 PM

WHOZIT







Gina Torres and Nathan Fillon star in, "The Good, the Bad and the Icky"

Tonight at 9 p.m. on AMC

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Saturday, September 21, 2013 8:46 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:





Nathan) Take my glove, take my hand, throw them in the garbage can...I don't care cause I can't see, people love to watch me pee...

Gina) In the name of all that's holy, if you don't stop singing I'm going to shove my foot up your ass!



That's a good one Whozit

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Monday, September 23, 2013 4:29 PM

FLORALBUNNY





ZOE: Singing! At the Emmys! Where's your integrity?

MAL: It was NPH. He faked me out, then bullied me about making me his mare! And, and then he asked in my ear: DOES THIS HOST MAKE YOUR BDH LOOK FAT?





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Monday, September 23, 2013 5:45 PM

WHOZIT





Nathan) I've gotta go potty.

Gina) Of course you have to go potty, you always have to go potty. This'll be the 7th time today we've had to stop so you can go POTTY!

Joss) Cut! Now I've got to go.

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Monday, September 23, 2013 5:50 PM

WHOZIT






Gina Torres is Itchy

Nathan Fillion is Scratchy

Together they star in the live action version of, "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie"

Coming Summer 2014

Photo Copyright 2013 Blood and Gore Inc. and 20th Century Fox

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Tuesday, September 24, 2013 12:26 PM

MUTT999





Mal: "Now you know why Wash was fired as a fry cook."
Zoe: "I'd stand back sir, way back..."







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Friday, September 27, 2013 3:03 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Zoe: I swear, if you spoil one thing for me about Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., I will end you.
Mal: Hey, it's not like any of us are in the show, what could I spoil?

Select to view spoiler:


By the way, have you seen Shepherd Book lately? Awful spry for a dead guy...




Sometimes, I just like to amuse myself. ;)

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Friday, September 27, 2013 3:05 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


So, if'n you got captions, now's the time to get them posted!
I'm gonna (try real hard this time and) get voting up on Sunday!

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Friday, September 27, 2013 7:14 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


Zoe: I swear, if you spoil one thing for me about Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., I will end you.
Mal: Hey, it's not like any of us are in the show, what could I spoil?


STILL popular after 500 years, ABC (Alliance Broadcasting Company) is running a "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." marathon.

Even after 500 years, repeats of "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D", "Star Trek" and "I Love Lucy" are still big hits.

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Saturday, September 28, 2013 11:37 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Zoe: *squish* Sir? Remember how I said you had a problem with your brain being missing? Well, I just found it.
Mal: Really? Do tell.
Zoe: Check under my left boot...

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Monday, September 30, 2013 6:39 PM

WHOZIT







Nathan) Did ya see the "Breaking Bad" finale last night?

Gina) No, don't tell me how it ends. I'm going to watch it tonight.

Nathan)...Walt kills Uncle Jack's gang in the club house with a remote controled machine gun, then dies from a stray bullit wound a short time latter. This was before saving Jessie who then choked Todd to death with his handcuffs

Gina) You Bastard! Why'd you do that!

Nathan) I can't help myself...and I never liked you.

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Monday, September 30, 2013 8:21 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Wei! Only a day late with the voting, a new record! ;)

Yes, I said "voting"
IT'S VOTING TIME!!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1141381&pollalign=
center


Per the standard, vote for your two favorites!


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Wednesday, October 2, 2013 6:07 PM

WHOZIT









Gina) You should vote for whozit's caption.

Nathan) What's a whozit?

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