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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #46

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Thursday, March 21, 2013 5:56 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Excellent voting battle again this week, but it looks like the Independents and Purplebellies alike have lost to the cannibalistic ravages of those who would eat your wife...soup... ;)

Congrats to Reaverina1985Riviera! Long time player, winner of more than a couple of rounds of Caption Tightpants, and frankly the nicest space savage you'll ever meet*


Now that we've had some comedy, let's move on to some comic-ry (what? it's a word...now...) and a little Shepherd's Tale scene just begging to be captioned (and just in time for Easter, too!)


Book(thinking): With enough spices, a man could survi--ok, who am I kidding? This mystery meal smells like crotch.

Allright, that's my best shot! Or maybe not! Either way, it's your job to do better! Make us laugh, make us cry, make us groan in pain, no matter what, we will have a winner, but how we get there is the worthier part! ;)


*no actual documentation exists to support these claims

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Friday, March 22, 2013 3:35 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Congrats Reaverina

Quote:






Jayne's first job

Book: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.

Jayne: It's fly soup dumb ass.

Book: Perhaps you should look for a job requiring less...public relations.

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Friday, March 22, 2013 7:27 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Excellent voting battle again this week, but it looks like the Independents and Purplebellies alike have lost to the cannibalistic ravages of those who would eat your wife...soup... ;)

Congrats to Reaverina1985Riviera! Long time player, winner of more than a couple of rounds of Caption Tightpants, and frankly the nicest space savage you'll ever meet*


Now that we've had some comedy, let's move on to some comic-ry (what? it's a word...now...) and a little Shepherd's Tale scene just begging to be captioned (and just in time for Easter, too!)


Book(thinking): With enough spices, a man could survi--ok, who am I kidding? This mystery meal smells like crotch.

Allright, that's my best shot! Or maybe not! Either way, it's your job to do better! Make us laugh, make us cry, make us groan in pain, no matter what, we will have a winner, but how we get there is the worthier part! ;)


*no actual documentation exists to support these claims


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CONGRATZ, REAVER!!
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Now for a screeeeam: Why do all the good bits disappear
under the right-side vertical unless the poster uses a hard
return partway across rather than letting the wrap do the
job???????????
I'm returning at around 55-60 char.

bun
edirt to add that the fly soup answer is exactly what a member
of my party got at a table in Vienna years ago. The waiter
then offered to bring "another kind of soup" if that one was
not pleasing. Must've happened a lot.

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Friday, March 22, 2013 12:18 PM

WHOZIT


Congrats Reav





There's an eyeball floating in my soup....I ordered "Chicken Noodle".

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Friday, March 22, 2013 12:24 PM

WHOZIT








The bowl is purple, that is so gay. Is this GAY soup?

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Friday, March 22, 2013 12:28 PM

WHOZIT








You told me this came with bread sticks, now I must kill you.


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Friday, March 22, 2013 12:32 PM

WHOZIT








whozit will not win this caption game either...order the grilled cheese.

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Saturday, March 23, 2013 4:10 AM

WHOZIT






The new NBC reality show, "Man orders Soup and then just Sits there and Stares into the Camera" was canceled after the 1st episode. The producer's naked bullet ridden body was found in a ditch outside of Fresno two days latter.

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Saturday, March 23, 2013 8:21 AM

MUTT999


Congratz Reav!




A bowl of soup....$3.
A spy camera for an eye....$20,000.
Looking like Rick James....priceless!





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Saturday, March 23, 2013 1:24 PM

FLORALBUNNY




BOOK: Wife soup? I told you I never married.



bun

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Saturday, March 23, 2013 3:03 PM

WHOZIT






No Goldfish Crakers?

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Saturday, March 23, 2013 5:08 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


I won? I didn't have a speech prepaired, but I'd like to thank...
*drowned out by orchestra*


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



PRESS RELEASE: In a stunning turn of events, Joss Whedon announces that Shepard Book WILL return in the next Serenity movie and that he will be played by fellow member of "The Cancelled By Fox" club, Hermes Conrad.

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Sunday, March 24, 2013 7:37 AM

FLORALBUNNY




Joel? Joel McHale?

bun
dunno whether to eat it or check into detox...

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Monday, March 25, 2013 6:07 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Quote:

Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:
I won? I didn't have a speech prepaired, but I'd like to thank...
*drowned out by orchestra*



that's funny

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Monday, March 25, 2013 11:34 AM

WHOZIT






I signed up the both of us for "Karaoke", you like Barry Manilow?

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Monday, March 25, 2013 4:16 PM

FLORALBUNNY




...Arm-twisted into doing the Empty Bowls thing again...




bun

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013 6:23 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Quote:







Tonight on season 1063 of The Taste,celebrity guest star, Shepherd Book

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013 7:07 AM

MUTT999





Book: "I'll be damned, they ARE magically delicious!"






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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 9:01 AM

FLORALBUNNY




You don't make soup; it makes you



bun

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:02 PM

WHOZIT





...and when I was done their blood soaked bodys littered the street, how was your day?

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:54 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:


BOOK: Wife soup? I told you I never married.

bun



If it were up to me only (like in the Captions-that-were days), this would be it. So...that's the bar, Captioneers. Top it. ;)

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:55 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




BOOK: I don't care what you believe, just pass the salt.

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Thursday, March 28, 2013 8:21 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere, TCM.
But truly, there are far better upthread...


O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>O>

Now on his own, Book was reduced to living on what he could
pick up writing restaurant reviews.





bun
The ambience could politely be described as "industrial,"
the service was deplorable, and when I ordered a Shiraz to go
with the oxtail soup, they brought me a corky Roo's Revenge that
must have come along in the Great Escape from Earth That Was...

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Friday, March 29, 2013 3:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY




Hooked on “Game of Scones,” he discovers on the eve of
Season Three that this new assignment is on a world without
Transmission.



bun
House Bannock

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Monday, April 1, 2013 1:50 PM

FLORALBUNNY




“Can’t even get a decent bowl of gruel on this godforsaken dirtball”

bun
not so good
primarily for bumping
drop the chocolate bunnies and caption!

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013 4:03 PM

FLORALBUNNY





We'll start the dessert by softening one 8-oz. package of cream cheese..

bun

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013 6:16 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:
Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere, TCM.



Why? Will it sound like a train whistle? I could use a good train whistle.
:P

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Friday, April 5, 2013 10:49 AM

FLORALBUNNY




Everybody is at Rick's again?

bun


TCM my ear is so tiny that only a wee doggie would hear a whistle from it.

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Saturday, April 6, 2013 9:51 AM

FLORALBUNNY




For the winner of the Gross Food Challenge - -
a second bowl of tofurtle soup!!!

bun
yummalicious

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Sunday, April 7, 2013 12:05 PM

FLORALBUNNY




With the passage of each artificial day he wished more
ervently that he'd gone on the ship with the pretty
girl out front.


bun
applause for MANATEE, who is suddenly in the news as a Shade of Grey
04.08 edited to fix lousy writing, a little...

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Sunday, April 7, 2013 3:15 PM

FLORALBUNNY


LOL, MANATEE. My daughter had a pet gopher snake named Fluffy. Of course.

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I asked for a fingerbowl. This has a spoon in it. And no fingers.
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>>I claim prior use! Who do I sue? Any hungry lawyers lurking here?


I think the lawyers already collected for threatening the store which
called the big dresses "Manatee."
Sheesh. Coulda called 'em "Whale..."




bun
Call me Manta Ray: wide and flat.

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Monday, April 8, 2013 4:55 AM

MUTT999





Book: "Waiter, there's soup in my fly. Seriously, I just spilled some in my lap!"






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Monday, April 8, 2013 7:42 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Cracking up at Mutt and The Man.



The Mos Eisley replication was somehow lacking in nuance.

bun

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Monday, April 8, 2013 7:47 AM

RYCE


Book contemplated the ever-tricky conundrum of how to eat soup with only one chopstick.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, April 9, 2013 11:56 AM

WHOZIT







Doris had heard that Gus was cheap, but was really surprised that on their first (and last) date, he took her to "Soup of the Day" at the Fresno Mall food court.

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Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:15 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Quote:







Cook: Gorramit Book. This is the fifth bowl of soup sent back today. Put on the hairnet or your fired.

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Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:30 AM

WHOZIT






Try the meatloaf, sometimes they make it out of real meat.

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Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:17 PM

FLORALBUNNY





Procrastinate. Or start your taxes.

bun

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Friday, April 12, 2013 5:04 AM

MUTT999





Book: "Hmmm, what's written at the bottom of the bowl....?"
*This soup is protected under copyright law by 20th Century Fox. Only authorized eaters are to partake in it's goodness.*



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Friday, April 12, 2013 12:32 PM

FLORALBUNNY




As he struggled to finish the soup he began to
wonder if he were a test subject or merely paranoid.

bun
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15761167

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Friday, April 12, 2013 1:18 PM

WHOZIT






I've finished my stew

So now I will poo

That's what I do

When I finish my stew.....I'm out

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Friday, April 12, 2013 1:23 PM

WHOZIT





My name is Bob Marley not Jacob Marley you fucking idiot, you're thinking "A Chirstmas Carol".

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Sunday, April 14, 2013 4:35 PM

FLORALBUNNY





He wondered how far back in time he'd have to go to
find the day when this blasted "music" didn't play
everybloominwhere.




bun

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Monday, April 15, 2013 12:46 PM

WHOZIT





I've decided to become a Super Hero, want to be my sidekick?

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Monday, April 15, 2013 12:51 PM

WHOZIT





Coming up next on Hobo News at 5, I'm going to eat all this soup then pee in the bowl. We'll be right back.

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Wednesday, April 17, 2013 11:43 AM

WHOZIT








Coming up next on "Good Morning Fresno", Chef Iggy Muckenfuss will show us how to make tasty soup out of roadkill and dead pets, don't go away we'll be right back.

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Thursday, April 18, 2013 11:21 AM

WHOZIT








I'm going to barf in the alley then order desert, I'm thinking pudding.

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Friday, April 19, 2013 6:57 AM

MUTT999





"You think I can't see you? Sitting there at your desk. Coffee cup. Post-Its. Watching out for the boss. Oh, I see you. Nice shirt by the way."




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Saturday, April 20, 2013 5:15 AM

WHOZIT








...and I'm loving it's cheesey goodness.

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Saturday, April 20, 2013 5:26 AM

WHOZIT








So um...how about that weather huh, it's been...ya know..um...wet?

Steve's first date with Rose was to say the least...awkward.

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