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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #45

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Thursday, March 21, 2013 13:04
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013 6:59 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Okay, so I had to cast a 3-way-tie-breaker vote. So many good captions!!! But this time I went with my personal favorite, simply because nothing beats a little self-deprecating humor, and while my circumstances have kept me busy as of late, I can still laugh at myself and the fact I *need* to stay up with things here more!

So here's the winning entry, from a veteran in Tightpants, MUTT999! Congrats!
(I updated the shiny just for you!)



And, here's the new challenge, a little late for Valentine's Day, but I think you'll still enjoy it...Zoe and Wash for those of us who adore such things...



*brrrraaaaaap!*

Wash: *sniff sniff* I think somebody farted---damn, girl, was that you?!!?
Zoe: Quaint!
Wash: You're just never gonna let me live that down, are you?
Zoe: mm mm.

Right, look at me killin' the romance! Now you go kill us with your funniest captions!

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, February 19, 2013 9:08 AM

MUTT999



Thanks! And welcome back TCM!




Zoe: "....and promise me you'll always wear that spike-proof vest I bought you."
Wash (thinking): "Damn, where did I put that thing?"







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Tuesday, February 19, 2013 12:45 PM

WHOZIT


Congrats MUTT





There's a bug on your cheek, I'll get it.

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Wednesday, February 20, 2013 10:23 AM

MUTT999





Wash: "Oh, how I wish it could be like this always Inar.....ZOE! I MEAN ZOE!"
Zoe: "WTF?!"






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Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:20 PM

WHOZIT






I forgive you for stealing my watch and pawning it to buy shoes.

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Wednesday, February 20, 2013 8:08 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




ZOE: You know when I said to remember the sex we're never having again? [pause for a beat] Wash?...Honey?
WASH: *ZZZzzzzsnortZZZ*
ZOE: Apparently you do... *sigh*



BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, February 21, 2013 6:12 AM

MUTT999





Wash: "So what do you say, Lamby-Toes, wanna try it?"
Zoe: "It'll probably hurt."
Wash: "Lots of couples do it."
Zoe: "Well, alright. But I want protection."
Wash: "Of course dear. Now, let's go find a paintball field!"






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Thursday, February 21, 2013 2:49 PM

FLORALBUNNY


GRATZ, MUTT!!! at last...




WASH: It's kicking in...
ZOE: I can tell...

bun

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Thursday, February 21, 2013 6:28 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Wash [thinking]: Hmmm, so that's what Wife Soup would literaly taste like.

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Thursday, February 21, 2013 6:32 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Zoe: This has been a good Valentines Day, husband... is that a gun in your pocket or are happy to-
Wash: Yeah, that's a gun.

1 minute later:

Wash: Now I'm happy to see you.

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Saturday, February 23, 2013 2:17 PM

RYCE


Wash: What kind of warrior woman are you, woman, all comfy and invitin'-like?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, February 26, 2013 4:10 PM

FLORALBUNNY




WASH: You with the bathing, me with the watching you bathe...

bun

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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 8:01 AM

MUTT999




Zoe: "Um, Sweet-cakes, I'm......"
Wash: "Hey look! Are those corn dogs?"
Zoe (thinking): "I'll tell him later, we have plenty of time..."







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Thursday, February 28, 2013 6:09 PM

FLORALBUNNY




WASH: I think some of your eyelashes are hung up in my front teeth.

ETA another:
WASH: Let's get all naked and articulate...mmm?
bun

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Monday, March 4, 2013 11:36 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Quote:






Wash's corpse wasn't as comfortable as it used to be,
but the hole in his chest was great for hiding smuggled goods.

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Friday, March 8, 2013 12:47 PM

FLORALBUNNY



,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.
WASH: Knock, knock
ZOE: Who's there?
WASH: Wash.
ZOE: Wash who?
WASH: Gesundheit! Here's a hanky.

This pathetic knock-knock joke brought to you by bun, catcher of falling threads.

bun
blushing

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Saturday, March 9, 2013 7:54 AM

WHOZIT





...and then the Zombies attacked.

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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:50 AM

MUTT999





Zoe: "....Okay, but next time I'm the Reaver and you're the librarian!"






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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:16 PM

FLORALBUNNY




WASH: You angry I put money in the Pope pool?
ZOE: Only if you lose.

bun

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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Oh boy, there's some good ones in here this round!
Loving it!

Gonna try and get voting up sometime today (13th) so get any last minute submissions in!



BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, March 13, 2013 9:20 AM

FLORALBUNNY



////////////////////////////////////////////////
WASH: You interested in a last-minute submission?
ZOE: Try me.


bun
beats a rain-stick

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Thursday, March 14, 2013 5:27 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


OKAY!!! A day late and a cashy dollar short, but here it is...

VOTING TIME!

*lights, sirens, the whole works*

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1139623&pollalign=
center&showTitleImage=1


Remember, as always, you get to vote for your TWO (2) favorites!

Voting through Monday, then we'll have a winner and a new round!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Friday, March 15, 2013 12:04 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Bump!! I voted!! LOTS of good ones this time.

bun

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Monday, March 18, 2013 3:29 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Bumping again.

bun

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Thursday, March 21, 2013 1:04 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
OKAY!!! A day late and a cashy dollar short, but here it is...

VOTING TIME!

*lights, sirens, the whole works*

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1139623&pollalign=
center&showTitleImage=1


Remember, as always, you get to vote for your TWO (2) favorites!

Voting through Monday, then we'll have a winner and a new round!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/



PLEASE VOTE AND THEN BUMP

bun

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