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groupies and/or love slaves

POSTED BY: CAGEYBEE
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 25, 2004 18:34
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Saturday, May 22, 2004 6:27 PM

CAGEYBEE


after the chicas did so well in the poster review, i was just wondering, anyone wanna volunteer to be one of kgb's groupies and/or love slaves. granted, i alas did not win the poster review, but i'm sure i could think of good, fun, adventurous, intriguing, dangerous, stealthy, and downright sexy missions for anyone willing to volunteer. only those i have to force to become my groupies will get the trips-to-the-store-for-toilet-paper mission.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 6:35 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by cageybee:
after the chicas did so well in the poster review, i was just wondering, anyone wanna volunteer to be one of kgb's groupies and/or love slaves. granted, i alas did not win the poster review, but i'm sure i could think of good, fun, adventurous, intriguing, dangerous, stealthy, and downright sexy missions for anyone willing to volunteer. only those i have to force to become my groupies will get the trips-to-the-store-for-toilet-paper mission.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."



HEY! You stole my idea. This is my community to pathetically scramble to find groupies in...you go find your own!

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SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
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MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
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Saturday, May 22, 2004 6:46 PM

CAGEYBEE


but....groupies...self-love...jayne....worship....uhh, steal....and...no fair....inclusive...yeah, and then....

ok, yeah, i got nothin. i stole your idea howdy, i admit it. (although i was the one who said we deserve groupies, not just the boys.) but i want a groupie!i've never had one and they seem fun. you see, i was raised in dire times and was never able to have a groupie like all the other little girls had. my mom told me it made me stronger, but in secret, i watched her cry for me and my lack of groupie. later, when i was old enough to realize that groupies aren't everything, i vowed one day, that i would have a groupie, if only to prove those kids who called me 'loner' wrong.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 7:12 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


Quote:

Originally posted by cageybee:
but....groupies...self-love...jayne....worship....uhh, steal....and...no fair....inclusive...yeah, and then....

ok, yeah, i got nothin. i stole your idea howdy, i admit it. (although i was the one who said we deserve groupies, not just the boys.) but i want a groupie!i've never had one and they seem fun. you see, i was raised in dire times and was never able to have a groupie like all the other little girls had. my mom told me it made me stronger, but in secret, i watched her cry for me and my lack of groupie. later, when i was old enough to realize that groupies aren't everything, i vowed one day, that i would have a groupie, if only to prove those kids who called me 'loner' wrong.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."



Okay, i'll be your groupie...but only if we get to go and poke out an eyeball of those 'loner' calling "kids"



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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 7:21 PM

RKLENSETH


Quote:

Originally posted by cageybee:
but....groupies...self-love...jayne....worship....uhh, steal....and...no fair....inclusive...yeah, and then....

ok, yeah, i got nothin. i stole your idea howdy, i admit it. (although i was the one who said we deserve groupies, not just the boys.) but i want a groupie!i've never had one and they seem fun. you see, i was raised in dire times and was never able to have a groupie like all the other little girls had. my mom told me it made me stronger, but in secret, i watched her cry for me and my lack of groupie. later, when i was old enough to realize that groupies aren't everything, i vowed one day, that i would have a groupie, if only to prove those kids who called me 'loner' wrong.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."



What's wrong with being a loner?

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 7:29 PM

CAGEYBEE


wahoo, eyeball poking!

and there is nothing wrong with loners....i just think its mean to call names.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 12:22 AM

MALICIOUS


KGB,

Need I remind you that 'twas I who requested the harem in the first place? Now, at the risk of repeating myself, fan me and bring me some peeled eyeballs! I mean grapes!!

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 6:04 PM

CAGEYBEE


malicious, do you want eyeballs or grapes? because, despite the similar physical appearance, the tastes are quite different.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 6:31 PM

ELWOODMOM


Aw, Cageybee, I'll be your groupie. I'll also help Howdy poke out eyeballs! Any other horrible thing I could do that no mother should? Hee, it would be kinda fun!

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 6:37 PM

CAGEYBEE


aw, mom, you're gonna get all the jobs in which no one will ever suspect the sweet, motherly one....

and yay, now i have as many groupies as i have given my groupie homage to (publicly, at least.)

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 6:43 PM

ELWOODMOM


I'm sure you'll be getting more!

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 7:35 PM

EBONEZER


I'm going to by some goggles and put them on and never take them off. You people and your eyeball snatching is becoming a dangerous trend. I like my (albet fuzzy) eyesight! :tounge:

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 9:09 PM

QUICKSAND


Groupie (n.) Slang. 1) A fan, especially a young woman, who follows a rock group around on tours. 2) An enthusiastic supporter or follower: a ballet groupie; a fashion groupie.

This according to "dictionary.com" so you can't refute it... though I only looked, because *I* had the impression that a groupie was defined as 'one who follows rock stars around, hangs around outside their trailer so as to have the sex with them.'

For the record, though, I'm comfortable with either definition.

Do something rockstar-worthy, so I can hold up my lighter.


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Monday, May 24, 2004 5:25 AM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
I'm going to by some goggles and put them on and never take them off. You people and your eyeball snatching is becoming a dangerous trend. I like my (albet fuzzy) eyesight! :tounge:

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Buy me a pair while you're at it, okay?

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Monday, May 24, 2004 5:25 AM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:

Originally posted by Quicksand:
Groupie (n.) Slang. 1) A fan, especially a young woman, who follows a rock group around on tours. 2) An enthusiastic supporter or follower: a ballet groupie; a fashion groupie.

This according to "dictionary.com" so you can't refute it... though I only looked, because *I* had the impression that a groupie was defined as 'one who follows rock stars around, hangs around outside their trailer so as to have the sex with them.'

For the record, though, I'm comfortable with either definition.

Do something rockstar-worthy, so I can hold up my lighter.


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Can anyone here sing?

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Monday, May 24, 2004 6:49 AM

DELIA


My dears, I feel you are all missing the point. Leave the groupies for the guys. You don't want groupies, you want something FAR more useful, and less likely to wander off and devote themselves to other leaders.

You want minions.



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Monday, May 24, 2004 7:03 AM

WEERWOLF


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:

Originally posted by Quicksand:
Groupie (n.) Slang. 1) A fan, especially a young woman, who follows a rock group around on tours. 2) An enthusiastic supporter or follower: a ballet groupie; a fashion groupie.

This according to "dictionary.com" so you can't refute it... though I only looked, because *I* had the impression that a groupie was defined as 'one who follows rock stars around, hangs around outside their trailer so as to have the sex with them.'

For the record, though, I'm comfortable with either definition.

Do something rockstar-worthy, so I can hold up my lighter.


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Can anyone here sing?





Ya mean peeps in rockbands are supposed to be able to sing? I wuz always wondering whether one of the guitars hadn't been tuned right...

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Monday, May 24, 2004 7:04 AM

TEELABROWN


Quote:

Can anyone here sing?


Well, I'm a female who's a lower alto, so she can Tom Lehrer amazinglky well, so if that counts. Yes.



I'm omni-harem. Not slave, omni-harem.

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Monday, May 24, 2004 8:27 AM

KNIBBLET


Quote:

Originally posted by Delia:
... You don't want groupies, you want something FAR more useful... You want minions.



I'm having to agree with Delia here. Groupies are a dime a dozen but a good minion .... now that's a prize.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 8:35 AM

RKLENSETH


Alright, I'm really confused by this whole thread.

I always thought that a groupie was someone that followed bands around too. I guess a groupie can almost be anything.

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

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Monday, May 24, 2004 9:05 AM

QUICKSAND


Yeah, but minions aren't usually very sexy?

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Monday, May 24, 2004 9:09 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Delia:
My dears, I feel you are all missing the point. Leave the groupies for the guys. You don't want groupies, you want something FAR more useful, and less likely to wander off and devote themselves to other leaders.

You want minions.




Aren't they those little onions that grow in your backyard?

Mal-licious

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Monday, May 24, 2004 11:00 AM

ELWOODMOM


Minion: A servile follower. (According to my Webster dictionary) Sounds like a groupie to me! Good one, Malicious, about the onions!

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Monday, May 24, 2004 11:02 AM

ELWOODMOM


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Depends on how you define "sing."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 1:03 PM

DELIA


Quote:

Originally posted by Quicksand:
Yeah, but minions aren't usually very sexy?



Depends on where you go to get the minions. I mean, it could be argued that Marcus Hamilton was a minion. I wouldn't mind one of those.

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Monday, May 24, 2004 1:55 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Minion: A servile follower. (According to my Webster dictionary) Sounds like a groupie to me! Good one, Malicious, about the onions!




Thanks. I'm toying with "scallions" now--a combo of scalawags and minions. What do you think? Anyone want to be my scallion?

Mal-licious

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Monday, May 24, 2004 1:56 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Delia:
Quote:

Originally posted by Quicksand:
Yeah, but minions aren't usually very sexy?



Depends on where you go to get the minions. I mean, it could be argued that Marcus Hamilton was a minion. I wouldn't mind one of those.




Oooooo! Where in the produce aisle would I find a handful of those??

Mal-licious

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Monday, May 24, 2004 2:36 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by Delia:
Quote:

Originally posted by Quicksand:
Yeah, but minions aren't usually very sexy?



Depends on where you go to get the minions. I mean, it could be argued that Marcus Hamilton was a minion. I wouldn't mind one of those.

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Sexy like Rocky Horror? He was sort of a minion/groupie thing right?

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Monday, May 24, 2004 6:17 PM

CAGEYBEE


influenced by posts to this thread, i've decided that i only need one personal love slave (jayne, duh!) and a bunch of groupies to do my bidding and sway with their lighters when i start my ten-minute drum solo.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 6:22 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by Quicksand:


Do something rockstar-worthy, so I can hold up my lighter.


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*Plays 'Smoke on the Water' on my pretty blue guitar*

Ta da!

I'm going to be FFF.net offical rock star! Whoo hoo!

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Monday, May 24, 2004 6:43 PM

CAGEYBEE


ebonezer, wanna join my band? i play some drums and i used to be able to play smoke on the water on my clarinet.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 7:15 PM

EBONEZER


Alright! A band! Nifty! We can be the first bad comprised entirly of fireflyfans. And we'll get gruopis galore!

and minions.

and scallops.

And perhaps a BLT sandwich or two.

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Monday, May 24, 2004 7:23 PM

CAGEYBEE


BLTS? no way!

ebonezer, i just put up the thread for the band, its called "the fireflies"

everyone go, be mesmerized, and we accept any applications for scallops.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 8:10 PM

CAGEYBEE


ok, i had to get this thread back to the top, as we now have an official band!

and you all should know, drummers are scientifically proven to be very, very hot

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 8:14 PM

QUICKSAND


I think I shall call my band, "The Low-Down Dirty Deceivers."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 8:17 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by cageybee:


and you all should know, drummers are scientifically proven to be very, very hot




And they get more action. Seriously, known fact, people think its the lead singer, but its really the drummer.

And on a totaly unrelated note, i think somebody just drove into my house. There was a banging and a screeching of tires. I think I'll just go to bed then and deal with it in the morning.

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Monday, May 24, 2004 8:17 PM

CAGEYBEE


a rival band, huh? everyone break out your classical instruments, our originality feels threatened!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 8:18 PM

EBONEZER


do we get to hit the rival band w/ our insturments?

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Monday, May 24, 2004 8:20 PM

CAGEYBEE


ebo, i hope everything goes well with that car-shaped hole in your house. good plan about the going to bed, its what i'm going to do.

also, if anyone feels like sucking up, i just broke my drumstick.....if i could get blue ones, wouldn't that be cool?

edit- hitting the rival band with instruments is preferred, though sticks or rocks will do in a pinch. competition be damned!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 2:03 AM

FRED1988


You know, if you're in a band with groupies (or minions or scallops, or whatever), locked in a fierce battle with another band with groupies (or minions, or scallops, or whatever), you're going to need to look into getting some bodyguards. I'm not the groupie type, but I'll happily offer services as bodyguard (to include riot support... umm, protection) to the highest/best bidder. I'm a blackbelt in a non-sport martial art, have taken defensive/offensive driving classes, look non-threatening (First rule of battle: don't ever let them know where you are... 'course, there're other schools of thought.) and know how to set a table properly.

Anyone else who'd rather guard than group?


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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 2:49 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.


A minion in the hand is better than two groupies in the bush.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."


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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:34 PM

CAGEYBEE


fred 1988, you are hereby offered the position of head of security. feel free to round up a team (preferably hot boys, but its negotioable.)

once again, jayne/hamilton groupie auditions to be held in the drummer's dressing room.

edit- i withdraw the hot boys comment (although its never far from my mind.) i've decided to venture out into the deeper waters called personality.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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