Reaver Las Vegas! by Jongsstraw

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Reaver Las Vegas!

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UPDATED: Sunday, October 14, 2012 08:17
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Saturday, October 13, 2012 12:17 PM

My top 5 favorite Reavers not from Miranda -

Joan Reavers - transformed by can of tainted Passover tuna fish. Had successful comedy career despite odd body movements and chronic anxiety palpatations.

Geraldo Reavero - over-application of Chilean mustache wax changed him from quiet tax accountant to gnawingly obnoxious flesh-eating tv host.

Reaver McIntyre - was milking a cow on the family farm one day, and up from the udder came a bubblin' crude. Went on to wipe out all her country music contemporaries.

Tom Reaver - 1969, NYC...accidently ate a Sabrett's hot dog at Shea Stadium that had been at the bottom of the bun warmer for seven years, then proceeded to devour the Baltimore Orioles in World Series.

Sigourney Reaver - brilliant university research student until freak chem lab accident exposed her to regressive and mysterious vapors. Went on to become Queen of Sci-Fi.

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Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:29 PM

LOOTZEE

That's just weird ,I like it.

disappointed no Keanu Reever

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching"

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Saturday, October 13, 2012 3:14 PM

JONGSSTRAW

Quote:
Originally posted by LOOTZEE:

That's just weird ,I like it.

disappointed no Keanu Reever

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching"

Glad you liked it. It is weird, also one of my dumbest ever. Damn rainy day!

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Saturday, October 13, 2012 6:25 PM

WISHIMAY

I just posted a rant about skinny jeans on guys in chat. Even I am running out of things to blather about, and quite frankly....I didna believe it possible....

Finding inspiration these days is like a long wait for a bus that don't come :crap:

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Sunday, October 14, 2012 1:40 AM

LOOTZEE

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay: I just posted a rant about skinny jeans on guys in chat. Even I am running out of things to blather about, and quite frankly....I didna believe it possible....

Finding inspiration these days is like a long wait for a bus that don't come :crap:

That's ok Wish you have got make a stand somewhere against skinny jeans but it's a controversial controversial subject jeanetic engineering.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching"

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Sunday, October 14, 2012 1:51 AM

JONGSSTRAW

Some people want to fill the world with silly Reaver stuff, and what's wrong with that, I need to know, 'cause here I go....again....

Top 5 favorite Reaver tv episodes -

Leave It To Reaver - June is looking up the staircase and says "Ward, please don't be too hard on The Reaver." Ward yells back "Yes dear, but Reaver is the one...ow, urgh, yikes, who's being too hard in me! Waaaalllley!

Captain Kangareaver - Reaver Bunny is sewing carrot skins inside the Captain's jacket pockets. Seeing this, Mr. Greenjeans staggers outside and keens.

Magilla Goreaver - Little girl asks mommy "How much is that Goreaver in the window?" Strangers on the street sing in unison "Take our advice, at any price, a goreaver like Magilla is mighty nice.....Magilla Goreaver for sale!"

Make Room For Daddy Reaver - Uncle Tanoose is visiting again, and being more obnoxious than usual. Rusty Reaver runs up to him and bites his nuts off. Little sister Cathy runs away to Austria; ends up defeating Nazis in Alpine singing contest.

The Donna Reaver Show - Daughter Mary fends off attempted teen Reaver attack in family's Ford Fairlane convertable with hypodermic needle filled with special blend of chocolate egg cream and french fries. Brother Jeff uses entire tube of Brylcream to slip away at the last minute. Months later Mary has regrets over the incident and writes #1 love song about it. Originally titled Johnny Reaver, the record label insisted on making a small change :