CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #42 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #42

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UPDATED: Saturday, June 23, 2012 11:25
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Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:56 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

That's right! This round is the answer to life, the universe and everything! 42! Or, not. But it is full of Whovian stuff! Well, Whos anyway, so maybe more like Dr. Seuss than any of my other sci-fi referencing. ;)

First we have last round's winner, and someone has finally thwarted BOBSC's streak! We have WHOZIT coming in number 1! And then for fun, since REAVERINA1985RIVIERA went and got all nostalgic on us, I gave him an Honorable Mention...compare his to the Tightpants-that-was entry by Simon Who (way back in the pre-Serenity movie days...feel old yet? lol!)

Congrats WHOZIT!!!

And a hearty huzzah to REAVERINA1985RIVIERA for the trip in the WayBack Machine(TM)

And now for something completely different (though not the first time you've gotten images with no actors!)

Mal had a powerful need to rethink his policy of crew having "full run of the kitchen" after Jayne decided to go and eat all the Habeñero peppers and Pork'N'Beans in the galley.

Okay, now caption the go se out of this one, Tightpantsers!

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012 4:39 PM

RYCE

Serenity decided to dress up as a dragon for Halloween.

Gratz, Whozit!!!

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012 6:26 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:

Jayne (voice over): Yokels might not know transport ships ain't got no guns, but everyone else will be mighty surprised to see our freshly installed flame thrower!

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012 6:31 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

I couldn't help feeling nostalgic, had to sell the Riviera. :(

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Serenity: HMM! Nacho cheese Doritos! Tasty!

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Thursday, May 31, 2012 1:29 AM

MUTT999

Not always a good idea to take on the cast of Mythbusters as passengers.

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Thursday, May 31, 2012 6:19 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Awesome caption WHOZIT

Quote:

Mal: I take it River ran out of soup to rub in her hair again?

Wash: Seems so.

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Thursday, May 31, 2012 9:00 AM

WHOZIT

KAYLEE!! You told me you fixed that!

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Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:24 AM

MALACHITE

Mal: Zoe! Your husband set the cattle herd's farts on fire again!! River: The average cow can be evacuated of 2 liters of methane in 8.6 seconds...

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Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:33 PM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

Congrats to Whozit. Did ya'll notice there is something in the background lined up with Nathan's mouth. It kind of looks like he has a lone fang.

Wash: Mal there is an unusual cloud of smoke coming from the ship. Jayne: It's not the orangey one that looks kind of like a triangle is it? Wash: Shrugs and looks away quickly. Jayne: Mal. Wash said she did it again. Mal: Kaylee! River! Quit using the good scotch for the fuel tanks!! Jayne: That's it? Mal that was my good scotch. Mal: Don't worry Jayne. (Mal leans in) It really wasn't very good scotch. Tasted terrible. Wash: Mal's right. The scotch tasted awful. But look at how nicely it cleaned the windshield.

I'm out of practice sorry. But I wanted to try anyway.

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Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:07 PM

RYCE

Kaylee's experiment on combining Serenity's two engines into one large engine was not as successful as she might have hoped.

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Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:12 PM

MALACHITE

I wanted to revise my post a bit:

Mal: Zoe! Would you please explain to your husband that lighting the cattle herd emissions on fire is is not permitted no matter how hi-larious he might think it is?

River: A bovine can be drained of methane in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuum systems.

Wash: Relax, guys. Open space is an adequate vacuum system.

Jayne: Huh. It better be. 'Cause Vera and I are going to have a word with you if I die from an exploding cow fart...

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Friday, June 01, 2012 8:31 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

The reaver crashing into Serenity's cargo bay gave her powerful indigestion.

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Friday, June 01, 2012 11:57 AM

WHOZIT

Quote:
Originally posted by Bup: Congrats to Whozit. Did ya'll notice there is something in the background lined up with Nathan's mouth. It kind of looks like he has a lone fang.

Wash: Mal there is an unusual cloud of smoke coming from the ship. Jayne: It's not the orangey one that looks kind of like a triangle is it? Wash: Shrugs and looks away quickly. Jayne: Mal. Wash said she did it again. Mal: Kaylee! River! Quit using the good scotch for the fuel tanks!! Jayne: That's it? Mal that was my good scotch. Mal: Don't worry Jayne. (Mal leans in) It really wasn't very good scotch. Tasted terrible. Wash: Mal's right. The scotch tasted awful. But look at how nicely it cleaned the windshield.

I'm out of practice sorry. But I wanted to try anyway.

Thanks :biggrin:

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Friday, June 01, 2012 12:01 PM

WHOZIT

By the time the Captain got the ships "Recall Notice" it was too late.

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Saturday, June 02, 2012 1:43 AM

WHOZIT

Joss realized too late that the "Firefly/Hells Kitchen" cross over episode was a bad idea, Chef Gordon Ramsay was never seen again.

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Sunday, June 03, 2012 3:26 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

This moment reaffirmed the importance of maintaining the integrity of the primary buffer panel. The fact that Jayne was reentering the cargo bay from EVA ops at that very same moment was just, as they say, "a bonus".

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Monday, June 04, 2012 5:55 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz to Whozit! For all you season finale GoT watchers....

Mal: Dracarys!!!

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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 11:53 AM

WHOZIT

River: Fire....that's bad right?

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Thursday, June 07, 2012 8:44 AM

FLORALBUNNY

Gratz, Whozit!

NATHAN: FIRE IN THE HO-O-O-O-O-LE!! JOSS: Wrong series, dumbass.

bun

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Friday, June 08, 2012 6:49 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

WASH: You mean, thats not the "Crazy Ivan"?!?!?

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Saturday, June 09, 2012 7:10 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Hey folks I'm gonna be out of town for a spell, but in the meantime you can...

VOTE!

That's right, voting time! Goes until next weekend when I return from my travels.

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1136318&pollalign=
center&showTitleImage=1

BWAH! :blast: TCM

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Sunday, June 10, 2012 9:20 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:

Nathan Enterprises (Radio Advertisement): Are you down and depressed on the 4th of July every year because of the Alliance Laws that prohibit you from firing off anything more than an ash snake or a box of snap-crackle-pops in your state?

Do you live in Chicago or anywhere West or South of it enough of The Windy City that gas prices today deter you from making the trip and don't have any hook-ups?

Discretion is our business...

M-80's aren't a problem....

Though you won't be blowing up any sattelites with the low-grade China tech we bring your way, we can't say the same for fingers.

Happy 4th everyone, and although neither of us could substantiate the legal claim about the purchasing of said goods after the fact.....

You don't have Jayne on your side :smokin:

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Thursday, June 14, 2012 11:50 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

bumpity

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Thursday, June 14, 2012 6:24 PM

RYCE

Mal: Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of--oh, gosse! Kaylee!!!

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 9:22 AM

FLORALBUNNY

Bump-O

bun

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 4:49 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Yup.....

So that's what being with me for 32 seconds feels like Inara....

So.... what's say me and you stick a fork in this whole "Captain Reynolds might be gay" rumor now?

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Thursday, June 21, 2012 1:22 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember: Hey folks I'm gonna be out of town for a spell, but in the meantime you can...

VOTE!

That's right, voting time! Goes until next weekend when I return from my travels.

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1136318&pollalign=
center&showTitleImage=1

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bumping up again. Vote. Post a message in this thread. Keep it up front. kthnxbai.

bun

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Saturday, June 23, 2012 11:25 AM

SHINYSAHARA

That was WAAAAAY too spicy!

******

This was the day that the men of Firefly learned that lighting their farts really didn't go well.

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