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What TV fight would you like to see?

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 7:05 AM

MAUGWAI


Stargate SG-1's Teal'c vs Jayne.

Possibly a gunbattle scenerio. I fear Teal'c would have too unfair an advantage in hand-to-hand combat. But perhaps not.

For an opening bout, Major Davis vs. Wash.

I can see them really talking some serious smack to each other.

Any takers?

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 7:52 AM

KNIBBLET


I'm thinking full-on dark Willow vs. River. eeeks, wouldn't that kick too much ass.

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 7:56 AM

BIBSY


I'd buy a ticket to see either of those.

And then I'd like to see Willow take on the three Charmed chicks so she can kick their collective asses.





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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 8:15 AM

LIZKA


Xander VS. Wash.

Lots of one-liners, and possible hair-pulling! (Like with Xander VS. Harmony in The Initiative.)

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 8:49 AM

SEVENPERCENT


Buffy vs. that gal from Alias- Come on guys, Two attractive women in a martial arts catfight? Cant lose - We have the Willow vs the Charmed chicks as the undercard, possibly throw in some Jello, it's a PPV goldmine-

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 9:47 AM

MILORADELL


Wellllll - I'd really like to see me kicking the ever-living crap out of certain "elected" officials - but that's just me

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 9:49 AM

MILORADELL


Or hey, no, this is better! Jayne could do it for me. That would be less painful to me, and I do like watching him brawl

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 10:38 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.


Quote:

Originally posted by SevenPercent:
Buffy vs. that gal from Alias- Come on guys, Two attractive women in a martial arts catfight? Cant lose - We have the Willow vs the Charmed chicks as the undercard, possibly throw in some Jello, it's a PPV goldmine-

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I am the only male that does not find Jennifer Garner all that attractive?

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 10:44 AM

SOUPCATCHER


Quote:

I am the only male that does not find Jennifer Garner all that attractive?


I'm with you browncoat1. Big fan of Alias but don't really get the Garner fascination. Actually started watching the show because I thought Gina Torres was hot. Then her character disappeared.


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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 5:47 AM

FIVEBYFIVE


I want to see Zoe, Jayne, and Mal systematically kill every crew member on Enterprise. (Err...the new one.) That would make me happy.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:27 AM

CYBERSNARK


I'd like to see the Serenity crew run afoul of the Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop).

Heck, they are bounty hunters, and River and Simon do have prices on their heads. . .

Critical scenes would include:

-Mal vs Spike in an intercom-based wiseass duel.

-Inara tries to seduce Spike (to help Mal). Faye tries to seduce Mal (to help Spike). At some point, the two "couples" cross paths, and Faye and Inara share an open-mouthed look of affront.

-Ed and River in the same room. Hilarity ensues.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:31 AM

THRAWN


Quote:

Originally posted by fivebyfive:
I want to see Zoe, Jayne, and Mal systematically kill every crew member on Enterprise. (Err...the new one.) That would make me happy.



I agree.

I really, really agree.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:36 AM

TEELABROWN


Quote:

Originally posted by Thrawn:
Quote:

Originally posted by fivebyfive:
I want to see Zoe, Jayne, and Mal systematically kill every crew member on Enterprise. (Err...the new one.) That would make me happy.



I agree.

I really, really agree.



That might be good. Very good.

Laser tag between Jayne and River. That'd be funny!

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:38 AM

TEELABROWN


ACK! Gorram Double-posts!
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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:45 AM

STIZO


Quote:

Originally posted by Cybersnark:
I'd like to see the Serenity crew run afoul of the Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop).

Critical scenes would include:

-Mal vs Spike in an intercom-based wiseass duel.

-Inara tries to seduce Spike (to help Mal). Faye tries to seduce Mal (to help Spike). At some point, the two "couples" cross paths, and Faye and Inara share an open-mouthed look of affront.

-Ed and River in the same room. Hilarity ensues.



OMG! I could not stop laughing after reading that! That would be so perfect. I also think a Faye vs Saffron fight would be hi-larious.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 8:25 AM

JEBBYPAL


Personally, after seeing some the political discussions on the foxfirefly forum, I say bring back Politically Incorrect to network TV for a face off btw Adam Baldwin and Martin Sheen

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 8:41 AM

NORUDDINWAY


Back on topic people...

I'm thinkin Vic Mackey (The Shield) should beat the everloving crap out of Vincent somethingorother (Angel's son)

Also Jayne camped outside the Charmed ones house with vera... Power of Three my ass. I got one bullet for the each of yas.


You only got to scare him.
Pain is scary.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 8:49 AM

NORUDDINWAY


Also now that i think about it... The retards from Charmed have to rhyme when they cast spells or whatnot. How about pitting them against the Gentlemen... Three Charmed one hearts coming right up.


You only got to scare him.
Pain is scary.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 10:25 AM

ATHERTONWING


Quote:

Originally posted by NoRuddinWay:
Also now that i think about it... The retards from Charmed have to rhyme when they cast spells or whatnot. How about pitting them against the Gentlemen... Three Charmed one hearts coming right up.B]



LOL!!!! can we cut off their arms too? just for fun.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 10:26 AM

ATHERTONWING


damn my impatient clicking!!! i posted twice


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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 2:40 PM

THEFOP


Badger vs. Giles. Giles would beat 7 kinds of snot out of him most likely, which would be a bit sad, because I think Badger's cool, in a greasy kind of way, but on the other hand it would be so festive.

I'd also like to offer my support to anybody who cant think of a way to get Zoe, Mal and Jayne, and possibly River, on to the Enterprise to kill everybody save for the beagle. the beagle can stay. They're not as messy as cows, you know

once the snow got so deep you almost couldn't hear margaret atwood

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 2:48 PM

CYBERSNARK


Dunno why everybody hates Enterprise, it's actually pretty good.

Quote:

Originally posted by Stizo:
Quote:

Originally posted by Cybersnark:
I'd like to see the Serenity crew run afoul of the Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop).


OMG! I could not stop laughing after reading that! That would be so perfect. I also think a Faye vs Saffron fight would be hi-larious.


Just realized I forgot one:

-Ed makes fun of Jayne's name. Jayne makes fun of Ed's name.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 3:43 PM

APEMAN61


Here's a good one, The Crew of Serenity vs. the crew of Moya(Farscape)

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 3:44 PM

SUCCATASH



I want to see Spike and Angel fight. NEXT YEAR.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 4:05 PM

SUCCATASH



Haken vs the webmaster of this Charmed site.
http://www.thesistersthree.com/

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 5:43 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


How about a three way match between Worf, Tealc, and Jayne.

Zoe vs. Ripley.

Sheriff O'Niel (Outland) vs. the Blue Hands men.

Ethan Edwards (the Seekers) vs. Mal.


Off genere but it wouldn't matter in the Firefly verse,
Josey Wales and Mal vs. all comers.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 5:46 PM

HAKEN

Likes to mess with stuffs.


Man, no contest. I lose. Can't compete with commercial grade software.

Now, if it was a duel to the death between the Browncoats and the Charmed ones, I'm pretty sure Browncoats will have the Charmed ones serving Bao in their undies.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 5:57 PM

SUCCATASH



Haken, if there was a TV game show where contestants had to program their way out of danger, you could win! Just think of the glory.


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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:13 PM

CHEAPJOE


Who can make the Kessel Run faster?

Han Solo or Mal?

Want to see that race

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:27 PM

NORUDDINWAY


Joss Whedon Vs. Aaron Spelling...

Buffy, Angel, Firefly... Melrose Place, 90210, Charmed

I'm thinkin no contest.

You can pull more good acting out of one episode of Firefly than you can squeeze out of all of Spelling's series'

You only got to scare him.
Pain is scary.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:39 PM

NUR


Quote:

Originally posted by Veteran:
How about a three way match between Worf, Tealc, and Jayne.



only if you throw G'Kar (from Babylon 5) into the mix

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:50 PM

TEELABROWN


Quote:

the beagle can stay. They're not as messy as cows, you know


Beagles...they have smallish droppings...

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 7:01 PM

NUR


The Gentlemen vs. The Hands of Blue guys

Spike vs. Charlmagne Bolivar (heh)

Teal'c vs. G'Kar

7 of 9 vs. T'Pol ('cause hopefully they'd both end up dying from injuries recieved, but not before we'd thrown jello into the mix, sold tickets and used the money to buy Fox and then showed Firefly on it 24/7...we could probably do the same with Spike vs. C.B)





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Those who restrain desire, do so because thiers is weak enough to be restrained.
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O my Lord! bestow wisdom on me, and join me with the righteous.
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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 7:18 PM

NUR


If we're going to have a jello-fight against yourself fundraiser we'd have to add also:

Jasmine vs. Zoe

Caleb vs. Mal

that guy Alan played in A Knight's Tale vs. Wash

God's brother (Teen Angel) vs. Book

Catalina (Space Cases) vs. Kaylee

And just cause it would be fun:

Simon vs. Jayne ('cause it would drive the fangirls into hot sweats to see that)

Inarra vs. Trinity (in the most Matrix-y of all Matrix-esque fights, the whole thing would be in slow motion complete with those trademark Inarra freeze pauses from Serenity)


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Those who restrain desire, do so because thiers is weak enough to be restrained.
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O my Lord! bestow wisdom on me, and join me with the righteous.
-Qur'an 26:83

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 8:59 PM

DARTHVEGAS


Mal vs. O'Neill would be fun for the battle of smartazz leaders for the undercard.

Then for the main event: Jubal Early vs... you guessed it Boba Fett.

Yes I AM a total nerd, why do you ask?


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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 9:12 PM

RKLENSETH


Hands of Blue Vs. The Cigarette Smoking Man

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 9:13 PM

RKLENSETH


Serenity Crew Vs. Friends

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 10:46 PM

CALHOUN


Bruce Lee (in his prime - if he werent dead) Vs Steven Seagel, Jean Claude Van Damn and all those other hollywood martial arts wannabes.. Im not talkin a TV fight either id like to see the fight real life and "to the death"..

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Thursday, March 25, 2004 5:10 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.


Quote:

Originally posted by Veteran:
How about a three way match between Worf, Tealc, and Jayne.

Zoe vs. Ripley.

Sheriff O'Niel (Outland) vs. the Blue Hands men.

Ethan Edwards (the Seekers) vs. Mal.


Off genere but it wouldn't matter in the Firefly verse,
Josey Wales and Mal vs. all comers.



Ethan Edwards vs Mal? How cool would that be. John Wayne playing Ethan Edwards from The Seekers vs Mal. (glad to see another Duke fan).

Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood) & Mal vs all comers would be great.

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Thursday, March 25, 2004 5:25 AM

PALADIN


Quote:

Originally posted by CHEAPJOE:
Who can make the Kessel Run faster?

Han Solo or Mal?

Want to see that race



Not to be too nit-picky, but that one would come down between Wash and Solo. Mal's not the pilot.

Just hope they don't full burn straight into a black hole during the Run.

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Thursday, March 25, 2004 5:26 AM

BIBSY


Some more inspirations:

Zoe vs. Xena

Mal vs. Brisco County Jr.

Angel vs. the vamp guy from Forever Knight

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Thursday, March 25, 2004 5:39 AM

DUKE


Jayne vs. the entire A-Team.

River vs the 3 whenches from Charmed

Zoe vs. Xena

Wash vs. Alf

Simon vs. Dr. McCoy
"I'm not a criminal mastermind, I'm a doctor damnit!"

Mal vs. Sheriff Marshall Dodge

Kaylee vs. Gidget

Book vs. hadly matters. Book kicks all the asses

Inara vs. all of Charlie's Angels




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Thursday, March 25, 2004 5:40 AM

DUKE


Actually, Wash vs. Barney would be fun

"Curse your suddone but inevitable betrayal!"



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Thursday, March 25, 2004 6:52 AM

MAUGWAI


Quote:

How about a three way match between Worf, Tealc, and Jayne.


Perhaps we could make it a four-way and add D'argo?

And as for the Jayne vs Simon, they should both be shirtless. There could be oil of some kind...


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