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What 'inside jokes' for current fans would you like to see in the movie?

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Friday, March 12, 2004 6:40 AM

SCIFIDO


Quote:

Originally posted by Lodril:
I was just discussing this with my wife the other night. I would probably consider the movie an abomination if there was no mention of Wash and shadow puppets.


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How about Fade from black: Strange Shadows close up and slowly pulling back to Wash and Zoe in bed.

Or pull back to Wash in his Chair. (And then the big red button)

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Friday, March 12, 2004 8:11 AM

GUNRUNNER


Quote:

Originally posted by Knibblet:
Quote:

Originally posted by GunRunner:
A reference to the Lapon, Whitey Mack, or clearing baffles on a big ship as a tribute to the mission where the term “Crazy Ivan” was said to have been coined.



Crazy Ivan wasn't coined by Firefly. It is the term used to describe in general, Soviet submariners and in specific, the turning a ship 180 degrees and has been around since the early days of the cold war.

One example of it being used in modern cinema is in "The Hunt for Red October" when Jack Ryan is trying to convince the American sub captain that he understands the Russian Captain. He tells him that 'at the top of the hour, he'll do a Crazy Ivan'.



"Just keep walkin, preacher man."



Uhhh I was referring to the Mission of the Sturgeon class attack submarine USS Lapon SSN 661 when it trailed the newest Russian submarine the Yankee I class SSBN thou out its entire patrol (about 40 Days!). A newspaper leaked out that the Russian sub was not a quiet as believed (which was untrue) and the Russians learned of it and informed all its SSBNs that they maybe being trailed. The Yankee Lapon was trailing reversed course at high speed (due to its high speed it failed to detect Lapon) which spawned the term "Crazy Ivan" along with some songs written by Tommy Cox a sailor on the Lapon.

BTW it was the bottom of the hour that Ramus turned to Starboard.

Oh did I mention that I’m a bit of a submarine nut.

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Friday, March 12, 2004 8:41 AM

JAHZARA


You know in Heart of Gold when Nandi says a true companion never stops practicing?

Shot of Inara playing some instrument (like the shamisen or harp or something incredibly femenine. But she's playing "The Hero of Canton". Although she had no way of hearing that song in Jaynestown, it would be a nice shout out to fans.

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Friday, March 12, 2004 8:46 AM

KNIBBLET


Quote:

Originally posted by GunRunner:
Oh did I mention that I’m a bit of a submarine nut.



LOL ROFLMAO ... So, you're saying you don't need it in "Captain Dummy Speak" :)

I was trying to keep it simple - had no idea that I was speaking with another of the converted :)

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Friday, March 12, 2004 1:37 PM

SERENITYVALLEY


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But one thing that worries me is my memories of the '96 tv movie of Doctor Who, where they played to the core fans SO much that they lost everyone else. From that point, I'd settle for no inside jokes to have more good Firefly.


Oh don't worry. Joss is an expert when it comes to subtle jokes directed only at several people. Any die-hard Angel fans seen this season of Angel? It's full of references and jokes that only the people who have seen earlier episodes would get. I have faith in Joss to do this.

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Also rolling around in my brain is if someone calls Wash on the fact that he always hits the same 3 switches for everything.


Dude! You totally stole mine! hehe


Hi-larious. Someone in my math class said it today, really loud too. For a second I thought 'hey!' and then I realized if I would have said something, he wouldn't have known what I was talking about.

http://www.simple-assault.com/Firefly.htm

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Saturday, March 13, 2004 7:31 PM

PERIDIDDLE


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- THE CHICKEN!!!!! (Sweet!)


"C'mon, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one"



I would die for the chicken. And the fox. Maybe a cow. Bring a whole darn barnyard on Serenity. ^_^

I particularly like Inara playing Hero of Canton, the big red button, and there MUST be something about dinosaurs, maybe a This Land or an inevitable betrayal. I like the idea of River acting out a conversation with dinosaurs and muttering to herself.

Hmm, can't think of any myself. Hmm...I shall ponder!

(Note: First post...bwaa)

Bwaa...it's kind of a warrior...strikes fear into the hearts of...

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 4:35 AM

TEELABROWN


Quote:

Originally posted by Lindale:
Quote:

Fade from black

Shot of empty bridge. Mal walks in. Look at big red button. Looks out a viwer. Presses big red button. Gives viewers a sly wink. Walks out.

Fade to black

Roll movie.



Even better- Joss pushes it. Then Mal comes up onto the bridge and starts talking to him, so Joss has a cameo as a potential passenger on Serenity or something.


I like ice cream 'cause it doesn't have any bones in it.



YES! That would be GREAT! Or, if Joss started talking to the audience, Mal comes in "What in the..." (I'll leave that up to your minds...), and a conversation about "No touching buttons" ensues.

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You know in Heart of Gold when Nandi says a true companion never stops practicing?

Shot of Inara playing some instrument (like the shamisen or harp or something incredibly femenine. But she's playing "The Hero of Canton". Although she had no way of hearing that song in Jaynestown, it would be a nice shout out to fans.



What if all the browncoats started singing in the theater? That'd be great.

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 6:30 AM

CYBERSNARK


While at a resupply stop, Mal sees Kaylee buying some Care Bear-esque fuzzy toy called a Space Monkey, and warns her to keep it the hell away from his engine room.

And I want a blurb in the "cast" credits, reading:
"Vera as herself."

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 7:59 AM

NOUBELLEREAVERCOISINE


How about Wash juggling some gease

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 9:38 AM

ANKHAGOGO


Quote:

Originally posted by Wren:
Mal makes a 'suggestion' to an employers crony, they both glance at the engine, then the crony whole heartedly agrees with Mal.





Oh, that'd be excellent!

I also really like the idea of Simon throwing up in River's bed.

Darn it, I thought of something last night, while my brain was wandering during a wedding, and now I can't remember what it was.

"Jayne is a girl's name."

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 1:07 PM

REDKOMMIE


am I the only one that doesn't know where the Big Red Button is from (re-watching the whole series for the 15th time tonight... I will spot it if its in there!)


NM... out of gas... press the Big Red Button.... I am such a nub...

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Sunday, March 14, 2004 1:46 PM

GORAMSHINY


not sure if it's been mentioned yet ( to eager to post this idea to read everything ( curse my 3 day absence from the net ) ) but if it hasn't been...

Wouldn't mind seeing wash doing some flying while he says something like 'look ma, no hands' in a cute little reference to my favourite little cheated shot.

or maybe just another shot of him flying without actually holding the flight yoke.

anyway, nuff outa me on this, i'm gonna go finish catching up.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 1:44 AM

DUKE1337


The Hero of Canton. Whole thing, playing over part of the credits.

Also, red button.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 6:11 AM

CYBERSNARK


With reference to my sig:

Jayne gets knocked out/drugged at some point, and as he wakes up (delirious for a second), he mumbles his old rehearsed dialogue.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 7:34 AM

DUKE


Quote:

Originally posted by goramshiny:

Wouldn't mind seeing wash doing some flying while he says something like 'look ma, no hands' in a cute little reference to my favourite little cheated shot.

or maybe just another shot of him flying without actually holding the flight yoke.

anyway, nuff outa me on this, i'm gonna go finish catching up.



Or he could fly it with the wheel upside down, the way Inara flew her shuttle in "Serenity."



"I'll be in my bunk..."

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 7:37 AM

DUKE


Quote:

Originally posted by Cybersnark:

And I want a blurb in the "cast" credits, reading:
"Vera as herself."




ROTFLMAO!!!



"I'll be in my bunk..."

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 7:41 AM

DUKE


Quote:

Originally posted by perididdle:

I like the idea of River acting out a conversation with dinosaurs and muttering to herself.



Maybe, at some point in the movie, there might be a shot of purple elephants in the sky. Perhaps painted the side of a ship or something.

River turns to Mal and snips "Told ya."





"I'll be in my bunk..."

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 8:20 AM

HATEHATEHATEFOX


Quote:

Originally posted by Cybersnark:
And I want a blurb in the "cast" credits, reading: "Vera as herself."



And I want a credit for Haken (at least I *think* he hosts this site) for this incredible site without which, I am quite convinced, the enthusiasm for all things FF might have dimmed rather than grown brighter.

THANK YOU HAKEN!

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004 9:59 AM

JAHZARA


OH YEAH!

Haken rules!

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 7:36 AM

SAMURAIX47


I think someone brought up this idea before, maybe on another thread... but how about Mal and Zoe happen to stop by on a planet where they just happen to be walking by a certain spot. It's snowing. Some others are gathering too, look like browncoats for a little reunion. There's a flag pole or something else that symbolizes the struggle of the independents in the war. And they all recite the independents motto.

I think seeing that same scene that Static depicted for us so well in his thread:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=3853
up on the big screen would be very shiny!

Jaymes

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 5:11 PM

STEVE580


I'm sure there will be subtle things; and that's good enough for me. Things in the backround: Wash's dinosaurs; Jayne's old shirts, or old guns; Kaylee's dress; Inara's sand-thing. Things that someone unfamiliar with the show wouldn't even notice.

I'm convinced there will be a lot in the movie for us fans; Joss always rewards frequent viewers with little inside jokes. I'm reminded of Spike, and those onion-blossom things, or that one soap-opera he liked.

That was funny stuff.
-Steve

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 5:46 PM

ITSALLSHINY


I think the best insider thing Joss could do would be to tell us some of the backstory of Inara and Book -- our 2 remaining mystery crew.

As for insider jokes, how can there not be so many that we won't be able to count them all? After all, the characters and the writers will be the same... The characters just have to be 'themselves' for us true fans to find ourselves ROTFLMAOs!

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Inara: "Mal, you don't have to die alone."
Mal: "Everybody dies alone..."
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Thursday, June 3, 2004 2:03 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


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YES! That would be GREAT! Or, if Joss started talking to the audience, Mal comes in "What in the..."


And then Joss says "I'm BUUUUSYYYYY!"

I suppose that might be a way too in joke because you'd have had to listen to the commentary...Then again, you'd have had to listen to the commentary about the chicken too. If the Boreanaz rumors are true, you could have him terrified of the CHICKEN!
Heh...

While I have serious idea on this, I think the tone of this thread is too funny to interject them here. Plus, no one wants to listen to a Man with Some Pez.

My wife told me so.

"You'd have only lied anyhow..."
Mal

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 2:05 PM

DARKHOOD


A Fox will run across the screen and be shot down by the entire cast.

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Mal's on the ground, about to get speared by Crow. A shot rings out. Crow is kneecapped.

Mal: Nice shot.

Jayne: I was aiming for his head.

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 7:07 PM

CAGEYBEE


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Plus, no one wants to listen to a Man with Some Pez.


but you are the 'man with pez,' not just some!

anyway, as for an in joke, i want to see mal refuse a hat made out of something leafy in some type of marketplace. you know, just in case.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 8:21 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Sorry...Man With Some Pez is the name of my blog. I get easily confused sometimes. You would too, if you ate naught but sugar.

Don't do that, man...Just don't do it.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 11:09 PM

FIREFLEW


How about a ref. to YoSafBri, but with Kaylee saying to Inara:

"I'd wanna learn of love from someone who can feel what I feel...." (Cue full nakedness scene)

Nah, I think a reference would HAVE to be made to having people chunks in the engine....

Jayne: "Know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command."

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 11:42 PM

RELFEXIVE


Quote:

Originally posted by goramshiny:
Wouldn't mind seeing wash doing some flying while he says something like 'look ma, no hands' in a cute little reference to my favourite little cheated shot.

or maybe just another shot of him flying without actually holding the flight yoke.



Which episode did that happen in again?

Mal: "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."

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Friday, June 4, 2004 12:12 AM

NUISANCE


I'd like to see River rub soup in someone's hair. It's always a hoot and we don't all die from it.

Or by some weird turn of events, Jayne and Wash end up somewhere with candlelight.

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Friday, June 4, 2004 12:59 AM

SILVERCROSS


Things I'd like to see:

Some one juggling geese (Wash: "see, I told you!")

Blue Sun bringing out a "Blue Pill" (cause of the Gina/Matrix connection.. only me? ok- watches everyone else step slowly away)

The Dinosaurs! and a sudden, yet inevitable betrayal!

The red button/same three switches, everytime!

wash and Jayne with candlelight

Soup in hair (from the tins with no label?!) It's always a hoot

The crew shooting foxes

and, of course, as many references to the hero of Canton as can be fitted in, and appearences from the true star- Vera!

As for the jokes only appealing to the core fans- well, I've only been into Firefly for about 2 weeks and I've already personally persuaded 4 other people to buy their own copies of the DVD(and, hopefully, the pizza guy I kidnapped last night!) add to that several others who've agreed to see the film, and spread the word- we have an ever increasing fan base here people!

Jayne: "Pain is scary" (serenity)

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Friday, June 4, 2004 2:18 AM

TEELABROWN


Just thought of one!

River looking at Book and muttering about "snow on the roof".

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Friday, June 4, 2004 3:31 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


How about Mal practicing his fencing with Inara...Muttering something along the lines of

"Chinese expletive entered here" Ain't gonna get me twice.

Or maybe Atherton and Stitch in St. Lucy's muttering about That flying piece of Go Se and its Gorram crew.



Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Friday, June 4, 2004 3:51 AM

SILVERCROSS


oh, oh, oh, just saw Our Mrs Reynolds and I thought of another one- Mal and Book at the theatre when people in front start talking. Book leans forward, taps them on the shoulder. "Special Hell"!

Jayne: "Pain is scary" (serenity)

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Friday, June 4, 2004 5:03 AM

MANTICHORUS


They go back to Kaylee's home and Bester's still there, waiting to get off planet.

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."

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Friday, June 4, 2004 6:58 AM

TERRIBLETINK


Everyone has listed so many good ideas! I'd love to see any reference to the Hero of Canton, the geisha wobble-heads, the label-less cans, etc. These things would all be easy to work in because Joss is *so* good at layering details, as we saw in just about every episode. I think that he's going to be able to put plenty of inside jokes in without having any impact on the "newness" of the movie.

I am pretty sure we'll see Vera in the movie. You have to assume he'd still have his favorite gun, and after all, she's kind of the 11th crew member. (Serenity being the 10th of course )



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"I'll be in my bunk."

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Friday, June 4, 2004 7:25 AM

ANNIK


Quote:

Originally posted by DarkHood:
A Fox will run across the screen and be shot down by the entire cast.



Out of many excellent snickers, this is the one that gave me the guffaws! Lovely!

My addition: We should have Simon writing in his diary, "Dear Diary, today I was ..."


Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Friday, June 4, 2004 7:49 AM

TERRIBLETINK


LOL! The Simon idea is too funny, Annik!



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Friday, June 4, 2004 9:11 AM

EMPRESSPIRK


My suggestion for the inside joke:

Some badly pronounced yet colorfully funny Chinese swearing involving a red-furred animal with a white-tipped tail.

Most of us don't speak Chinese so this inside joke would be lost when Serenity is seen for the first couple of times but soon the translations would start circling the net and by the time of BDM's DVD release this would be everyone's new favorite curse which you would have learned by heart and used often.

Although I would like to see the Red Button too.

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Friday, June 4, 2004 12:09 PM

GREGGALLINSON


I would *kill* to see Wash doing shadow puppets. Or even just talk about shadow puppets. Alan Tudyk's idea of Wash doing shadow puppets in a POW camp during the war is one of the coolest things I've ever heard in my life.

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Friday, June 4, 2004 1:01 PM

JAYNESVERA


I totally think that anything about the "special hell" would be great. Or maybe about how Mal is not a great or good man, he's just "okay". ::kinfe::

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Friday, June 4, 2004 1:49 PM

OOG


What great ideas :) I agree that Joss will do us proud :)

I love the red button thing, as either a start, or an ending (probably somewhere in the credits, since they are hoping for a trilogy).

The Hero of Canton song: I think Jayne cleaning Vera and singing it, is probably the one that I'd prefer to see, but ANY referrance to that song would be great :)

Wobbly Geisha dolls, yup, yup.

Loni

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Friday, June 4, 2004 8:38 PM

CAPNHARBATKIN


Most fun thread in a month of Sundays... here's my vote:

At one point Jayne says "What we need is a diversion..." and every member of the crew says 'No!" at the same time (from Shindig).



Now, how's about we get on with this increasingly eerie-ass day

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Sunday, June 6, 2004 11:15 PM

MANTICHORUS


Here's some more. Sorry if anyone's already said them, but I missed 'em:

-Wash takes off WITHOUT touching the three magic switches. Mal frowns, looks like he's going to say something, and then leaves looking disturbed.

-Kaylee catches Mal glaring at a large crate.
KAYLEE: What's the matter, Captain?
MAL: The last coupla time's we had a crate that size, they had people in 'em. (beat) Kaylee, get me a crowbar.

-Kaylee finds something saying 'Fox' on it. She shows it to Simon, and says teasingly, "They're asking money for this crap?"

-Wash sees a sign, and points it out to Zoe. She looks at it and laughs. The sign? "Black Market Beagles For Sale."

-Jayne walks past the Tam siblings in a red T-shirt. River turns to Simon: " I told you he looks better in red." Simon raises his eyebrows and nods.

-Simon shows up with a black moustache.
Book: "It suits you."

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."

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Monday, June 7, 2004 3:48 AM

CYBERSNARK


Quote:

Originally posted by Mantichorus:
-Kaylee catches Mal glaring at a large crate.
KAYLEE: What's the matter, Captain?
MAL: The last coupla time's we had a crate that size, they had people in 'em. (beat) Kaylee, get me a crowbar.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I think I might just choke on my popcorn to hear that.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004 5:30 AM

MANTICHORUS


Glad you found it funny, Cybersnark.

-They arrive on the crappy world where Wash is a hero, but it is populated by hamsters called Simon. At this point, Jayne wakes up.
JAYNE: "Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettling."


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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than." -Shindig.
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud." -Safe.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004 6:17 AM

JUSTASHEPHERD


A rather subtle one: River sitting eating an ice-planet with no trouble, she turns and smiles at Jayne.

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 12:34 PM

WIZZLER


Ok a bit of a cross between a few here how about:

Joss in the cockpit looking around and Wash walks in and says something like "woh don't touch that or that or that on either"

Introduce Book (or cut to him from different scene) mid sentence looking at the camera "you know there's a special place in hell for people like you" pull/cut back and hes talking to Jayne or someone else (or a gaisha doll with a wobbly head)

I'd like just a wuick glimpse of Safron in the background walking towards the crew (doesn't matter who how many as long as mals there) sees them and turns and runs the other way without them noticing.



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Sunday, August 8, 2004 8:44 AM

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lmao...all of your ideas are hilarious!!! :)

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