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Things they'll likely never say.....

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 5:13 AM

CAPTBRYAN



Inara: Comeon,comeon...OOooohhHhoh...Deeper Simon,deeper...thats it thasssit!

Mal:Simon never has to pay Inara...and she talks dirty for him...

River:Why are we watchin them again?

Mal:Come on River read my mind here.

River: Oh I see,I love you Mal

Mal:I love you too.
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Book:Holy Cow

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Reaver Man: Its my right to rape and eat any one I please and I'll sue you if say no.

Other Reaver Man: Why dont we rape and eat each other?

Reaver Man: What?...Are you sick or sumthin? I dont know who you raped or ate before.Besides I dont swing that way.

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Saying that God authored confusion by creating Lucifer is like saying my sniper rifle goes out all by itself and shoots people 2 miles away so I dont get into trouble.

Ridin the Ocean's boring when there aint no waves


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Saturday, February 11, 2006 7:25 AM

AMITON


Quote:


River: Eta kuram nah smekh!

And, after that,

River: [anything at all]



OMFG!! THAT is awesome...bwahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Amiton.

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 11:00 AM

KAELE


This thread's a hoot. Sorry, but my favorite was:

Quote:

Haken: "I'm going to develop a website that focuses on all the quality reality shows that FOX broadcasts."


{sarcasm} God, I LOVE those shows. What channel's that on anyway? {/sarcasm}




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Saturday, February 11, 2006 12:19 PM

ELEKA


Quote:

JAYNE: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...



*sporfle* I have just realized that drinking and reading parts of this thread do not go together. Jayne will start sprouting Shakespeare when pigs fly and Hell host the winter olympics.

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Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit.

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 4:59 PM

LADYKNIGHT


Wish me luck...I'm trying to find some rational explanations for situations, maybe mini-fics, in which they say some of these. Watch for them in the future! Meantime...

Jayne: Oh man...what's that guard gonna say when he figures out I snuck a gun in here? Best hand it in right away.

Kaylee: Simon, you are a sad, scary little man.

River: Well...I'm the biggest...SO THERE!

***

Edited for -

O.K., I did it, mini-scenerios of when they might say some of my favorites from this list...

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(Simon is trying to talk to Kaylee, who is clearly not listening, but working. Responding just with “yeah”s and “mhummm”s, and finally, to get her attention…)
Simon: Kaylee, I think I'm in love with Jayne.
Kaylee: Fine with me. Up for a threesome?
(beat)
Kaylee: You are so gullable!

(Simon and Kaylee walk into a store, where an old lady waits behind the counter)
Old lady: (to Kaylee) Hello, may I help you?
Kaylee: Yeah, I’m lookin’ for…
Old lady nods, then, to Simon…
Old Lady: And your brother?
Simon immidently feels a bit akward…
Simon: This is not my sister.

Jayne: Jayne is a girl's name. (repeats, mockingly, twice.)
WILL PEOPLE STOP GORRAM SAYING THAT?

Mal: The nice thing about not being puritanical about sex is not being uncomfortable when someone else has it.
Beat
Or so Inara says.

Wash: Sometimes I think you don't take me seriously.
(While playing with his dinosaurs with a soap-opera plot)

Visiting a different whore-house, trying to cheer up an upset Kaylee.
Jayne: Look, they got boy whores! – AND they service womenfolk.


Wash: "I feel bad for you, Jayne. Want some tea and ice for the bruise?" - um…sarcasm?


(Kaylee and River are arguing loudly, but indecipherably, finally, Kaylee turns to Mal)
Kaylee: Cap’n, who’s right?
Mal: Ummmm…as she’s…kinda physic, I gotta go with River on this one.
Kaylee: She wants us to cut the percentage we spend on food in half.
Mal: "My God! I was on the wrong side!"
(Kaylee smirks smugly, River sticks her tongue out)


(struggling through it)
JAYNE: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...
(Throws down copy of “Hamlet”)
What am I readin’ this for?

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 7:52 PM

DRPAIN


Jayne: I'm thinking of trading Vera in for something smaller.

Jayne: Does this holster make my butt look fat?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 8:14 PM

AGENTROUKA


Quote:

Originally posted by LadyKnight:
(struggling through it)
JAYNE: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...
(Throws down copy of “Hamlet”)
What am I readin’ this for?




Bwaha! These are hilarious!



Could you possibly make more of these? *g*


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Sunday, February 12, 2006 8:00 PM

BELOWZERO


*gasping for breath* ROTFLMAO!!!!

More! More! More!

"Do not go gentle into that good night....
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. . ."
--Dylan Thomas

Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light.
I have loved the stars too fondly
To be fearful of the night.


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Sunday, February 12, 2006 8:19 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Mal: I need some baggy sweatpants...these tightpants are cuttin' off my circulation!

Zoe: Does this dress make me look fat?
Wash: Yes. Enormous even.

Wash: I'm the best at flying there ever was. Landing, not so much.

Jayne: I'd like to get married...to a nice girl.

River: I think I want to have more unecessary brain surgery.

Book: Mal, about your father...I'm him. Y'know. In the non-biblical sense. As in, I diddled your mother...who, by the way, is a fine piece of apple pie, if you get my meaning *wink*

Simon: I am only fwee and a haff yeas owld...bbblbbblbblbbbblblbbb!

Inara: C'mon, Ath, ugly me up...if you're man enough! Or don't you have that legendary stamina I've heard of? *gets smacked* OOOH! Yeah, that's the way. First I give you a black mark in the Registry and now *get smacked again and licks the blood from her own lip* mmmm...you give me black marks...do it again, baby!

Kaylee: So, Shepherd, Jayne tells me you are "more or less intact"...I'm hoping it is "more" *sound of unzipping*

Joss: So, [insert a FOX exec here], I've got another idea for a show...

Bester: I fixed it.

Badger: Malcolm Reynolds...big. tough. veteran...PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!! IT ISN'T MY FAULT! THEY MADE ME DO IT! I'LL PAY YOU TRIPLE FOR THE CARGO! I PROMISE! Just ple-ee-ee-eease don't kill me, okay? Buddy? Pal? errr ummm...Partner? I mean...BOSS! Yes, you're the boss now. Boss of me, of them...Boss o' the Worlds, I say!

Reaver: Oh, I say! All this raping and eating of folk is bad form.

Commander Harken: No mandatory registration markings...blow 'em apart! FIRE!
1st Officer: Uh, commander, this is a medical frigate.

Elder Gommen: Would you check out the rack on Saffron! Dude, you are so lucky we don't have coin and have to pay you with food, wine and sex slaves...oh, by the way, while you were bombed on rice wine, you married her, but it ain't so bad. 2 words: golfball...gardenhose...*nudge nudge wink wink*

Crow: Nah, that's cool. Niska will understand. Hey, wanna get a beer? Maybe shoot some pool?

Tracey: Well, its kinda complicated. I'm really Womack's mail-order bride.

Hands of Blue: You spoke to the prisoners? Well, were just gonna have to extract that information from you, which is why *broad smile & a chuckle* we wear these shiny blue rubber gloves. Please turn around, drop your drawers and grab your ankles...

Serenity: Oxygen level at...oh, to hell with it...your gonna die, purple, bloated and in a fetal position. Maybe next time the cute mechanic says "replace the crappy compression coil" you'll do it, huh? Oh wait, you won't because Oxygen level at...



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Sunday, February 12, 2006 8:58 PM

ETHAN


Mal, "Like to buy you dinner myself I ever see you again..."

The Operative, "I'm sorry did I say this isn't over? It's over!"


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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:48 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE



Simon: "Sex"

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Monday, February 13, 2006 1:31 AM

ASARIAN


Okay, just a few to keep this boat floating.


Kaylee: The term is "whore".

Early: Am I Alliance?

River: Dress me up like a gorram doll!


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, February 13, 2006 5:18 AM

BELLONA


hows about these:

saffron: i love you mal...
patience: hands off, bitch! he's mine!
badger: now ladies, i'm sure we can all share...

mal: dear father, who art in heaven...

jayne: (sings) i feel pretty! oh, so pretty! i feel pretty and witty and gay!

simon: uh, anybody know where this goes? [holds up random, but probably important, internal organ]

river: i do take thee badger to be my lawful wedded husband

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that's all i got for now, but i'll be back...eventually.

b

"i'm getting a powerful energy emission..."
my other coat is brown.
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Monday, February 13, 2006 7:14 AM

GUTTERBALL


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Bester: I fixed it.



Bwahahah! Nice!

Quote:

Reaver: Oh, I say! All this raping and eating of folk is bad form.


British accent, anyone? Brilliant, TCM!

Mal: You know, this whole Independent thing is way overrated. I think I'll become a boy whore.

Jayne: *tosses Vera to a purple-belly* I've had better.

Kaylee: I'm depressed.

Inara: There's not enough money in companioning. I think I'll take up sturgeon-related activities.

Simon: Jayne, I find you an intellectual peer and a damn fine man. Not to mention a snazzy dresser. Why can't we be friends?

Book: *sings* Her name is Rio and she dances in the sand!

Zoe: *to Wash* I only married you for your money.

Wash: Where are my Grizwalds? Lamby-toes? Did you take my Grizwalds??

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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:44 AM

DRINDELL


Jayne: Do you have this in crotch flavor?

Mal: Ok, lets just vote on it.


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Monday, February 13, 2006 1:11 PM

GIXXER


River: Damn. Missed...

and

Keep walkin', Reiver Man.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 1:53 PM

DC4BS


Quote:

Originally posted by GutterBall:
Quote:

Reaver: Oh, I say! All this raping and eating of folk is bad form.

British accent, anyone? Brilliant, TCM!



Reaver: Right! Shall I just go and have a bit of a lie-down then? Just come round and knock me up later on.

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dc4bs

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Monday, February 13, 2006 2:26 PM

VIOLETRIX


this thread is great. effin' hilarious.




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that is *so* funny.

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if i ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 6:00 PM

SPACEMANSPIFF


Joss: I think I'll give this show a happy ending...

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

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Monday, February 13, 2006 6:35 PM

KITCH


Things Mal would never say, how bout "let's get it on!!!!!" anyone? besides Nandi? ....whatever, Nandi rules!!

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Monday, February 13, 2006 7:13 PM

NANDIFAN




Book: *sings* Her name is Rio and she dances in the sand!


Awesome visual! Book doing Simon Lebon, gotta love the Duran Duran!


"If they've got guns or brains at all."
"They've got guns."

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:04 PM

BELOWZERO


Thanks so much for that visual of Book doing Duran Duran, now I have to go clean the diet dr pepper out of my keyboard and yes, if you laugh hard enough, soda really will come out your nose. :P

Mal: Come on, Inara, enough games. Let's go get a room.

Mal: Jayne, you're in charge.

River: Simon, you total idiot, I LOVED it at the Academy!

Kaylee: I've decided to become Mrs. Atherton Wing and get more mileage out of this fluffy dress.



"Do not go gentle into that good night....
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. . ."
--Dylan Thomas

Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light.
I have loved the stars too fondly
To be fearful of the night.


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Wednesday, February 15, 2006 5:15 PM

CHINDI


resurecting this thread...

"I quit"

nope never gonna hear that..

Chindi misbehaving again

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006 5:24 PM

GUTTERBALL


Quote:

Originally posted by BelowZero:
Mal: Jayne, you're in charge.



Oh, but wouldn't that be shiny! In Jayne's own words, "That'll be an interesting day."

Jayne: "Celibacy, huh? Well, that don't sound so bad."

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006 6:31 PM

CHINDI


LMAO thanks Gutterball ,, that was pretty danged funny!

Chindi

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Saturday, February 18, 2006 3:42 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Simon: Actually, I'm gay.
He'll make us *think* it, but he'll never say it!

Ruby: ANYTHING at all

Commander Harken: Actually, I believe in Reavers and I'm a Browncoat sympathizer, you're free to go. Oh! And tell that wacky pilot of yours that yes, I have been with a warrior woman...

Captain of the Walden: I've already decided, I'm taking that shiny blue box in the corner, the one full of oval ball bearings.

Jayne: Sorry, but I'm loyal to Marco *BANG! BANG!*

Book: Yeah, but what has God done for me lately?

Saffron: I was gonna steal your ship, but now that I see you swell to be inside me, I'm kinda likin' the idea...you said you grew up on a ranch, right? *sly smile*

River: Alliance cut on my brain, enhanced my psychic ability tenfold, taught me to kick ass and sneak about like a ninja, so frankly a little mental unstability is a fair trade off, don't you think?

Simon: Eta kooram nah schmoo...damn...eta kooram nah smile!...aw hell...eta kooram not smack...gorramit! Why can't I say 'eta kooram nah smech'!? Oh! Hey, it worked!

Simon: Eta kooram nah smech! What the?!? It didn't work! They double-crozzzzzzzzzz...*thump*

Inara: Ew! Sex is icky!
Kaylee: Yeah! Icky! Boys is gross!



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Saturday, February 18, 2006 9:18 AM

SERENITYSLITTLEANGEL



Inara: I just can't be bothered to look pretty today. Make-up?? Who cares?


Mal (in shipyard): Urg! Forget that piece of go se Firefly - I'm going with the shiny new yellow one.


Zoe: Wash? I want a divorce. This thing just isn't working out.
Wash: I'm just glad you said it first. I've been miserable for months.
Jayne: Wash, can I marry Zoe instead?? I'll trade yah all my guns and grenades. Violence is so overrated.




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Saturday, February 18, 2006 9:53 AM

MIRAMEL


river: inara, can i barrow your make-up?

any of us: screw it, i give up. it wasn't that good anyway

wash: i wonder what these three swithces do, anyway


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Sunday, February 19, 2006 12:01 AM

ELOISA


Kaylee: "Wash, tell me I'm pretty..."
Wash: "Um... you're not my type at all so I can't really make an objective assessment -"
Kaylee: *thwaps him*

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 6:46 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Miramel:

wash: i wonder what these three swithces do, anyway




Good one! :)


--
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 6:51 AM

ASARIAN


Just thought of another one:

Early's midget: "Don't light it!"


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 7:50 AM

SINGATE


Simon: "Wanna get liquoured up, go on a shooting spree, and finish with some whorin?"
Jayne: "Nah I simply must finish this fine meal I'm preparing for the crew. Oh dear, who's been messin with my spice rack?"

Mal: "Anyone up for some breakdancin." Proceeds to do the robot.

Kaylee: "Wow, now that I that I've taken a good look at her Serenity really is a piece of crap."

River: "Back when I was in school they put me a little, yellow bus and told me I was 'special'."

Book: "Which one of you fools smoked my entire stash?"

Zoe: "I had the weirdest dream about being married to a guy just like Wash in a former life. I think his best friend was some guy named Hercules."

Wash: "Honey I'm really tired of floral shirts and jumpsuits, can I please get my old pimp outfits out of storage?"

Saffron: "Guys stop laughin, I really am a virgin!"

Early: "This week on Masterpiece Theatre..."

Niska: "Once I retire from this life of crime I can finally indulge in my true passion: frollicking naked in a meadow with duckies and bunnies."



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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 4:25 AM

SERENITYSLITTLEANGEL


Quote:

Niska: "Once I retire from this life of crime I can finally indulge in my true passion: frollicking naked in a meadow with duckies and bunnies."


Can't... stop... laughing...


Book: *announces to crew* I've decided to become an atheist. God just doesn't exist. (pause) Anyone want to look at my bible before I throw it out of the airlock??


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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 5:32 AM

FIREFLYFAN278


Kaylee: "Not now Simon, I have a headache."

Sure she will. Just a few short weeks after they get married.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 5:59 AM

VTBROWNCOAT


Book: I'll be in my bunk.

Zoe: Everyone come eat, supper's ready.

Mal (to Zoe): You're fired.

Jayne (to Simon): Got any Viagra?

Simon (to River): BOO!

"We always hoped you two kids would
get together....... who is she?" Wash in Our Mrs. Reynolds.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 5:59 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Mal: The Alliance said they were gonna waltz through Serenity Valley, and we...just oughta let 'em. Really, what is here worth fighting for? Some rocks, some scrub?

Simon: Zoe, could you hand me the uhh...pointy thingy with the shiny handle...whaddya call it?
Zoe: Scalpel.
Simon: Yeah, that and the clampy thingy with the stuff on it.
Zoe: Uh, a clamp?
Simon: Yeah. Now, where is the bullet?
Zoe: Um, aren't we treating a laser burn?
Simon: NOOOoooo...oh, yeah. How do I do that again?

Wash: Seriously, Mal, the engines just fell off, we're all gonna die. I can't save us this time. Which reminds me, you're a pompus self-centered arrogant jerk with delusions of grandeur *BANG!* Man, I have been waiting to do that!
Mal: Very funny, Wash. Out of the flight simulator now, and live up to your nickname...you got latrine duty...for a month.

Atherton Wing (drunk): Look at me! I'm NEKKID! *swings shirt overhead stripper style* WOOO!

Jayne: Do ya think we should be smackin' em? Won't them PETR folks be on us? I mean, cows is nice creatures, creatures of God, right Shepherd?
Book: I don't give half a hump if they're creatures of the night, so long as they taste good on my plate...speakin' o which, you look rather BEEFY, Jayne. *smacks lips*

Nandi: Sex? How barbaric. Could I interest you in a game of chess instead?

Reaver Attack Survivor: Duuuude! Guess what I saw? It was all, like, Night of the Living Dead and totally gruesome! Radical fleshfeast!

Jayne: Let me buy you a (insert anything here).

Inara: I've been thinking, sturgeon gutting, while not glamorous, would be steady work.

Reaver: Hi! I'm Bob. I'll be your personal cannibal this evening. Would you prefer to be served with a red or white wine?



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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 6:08 AM

FIREFLYFAN278


Reaver: Hi! I'm Bob. I'll be your personal cannibal this evening. Would you prefer to be served with a red or white wine?



Bwah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, . . . . .


ROFLMAO

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 6:53 AM

JEDICOWBOY


Early: (nothing at all)

The Operative: I dont really care, do whatever you wish.

Jayne: I'm going to join a religious order where we dont have sex OR masturbate.

River: Oh I get it! the Bible makes perfect sense!

Jayne: (Insert intelligent comment here)

The Force is strong with these browncoats.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 6:53 AM

JEDICOWBOY


Early: (nothing at all)

The Operative: I dont really care, do whatever you wish.

Jayne: I'm going to join a religious order where we dont have sex OR masturbate.

River: Oh I get it! the Bible makes perfect sense!

Jayne: (Insert intelligent comment here)

The Force is strong with these browncoats.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 7:38 AM

JEDICOWBOY


Quote:

Originally posted by Nandifan:


Book: *sings* Her name is Rio and she dances in the sand!


Awesome visual! Book doing Simon Lebon, gotta love the Duran Duran!


"If they've got guns or brains at all."
"They've got guns."




gorramit......now I got that song in my head.

The Force is strong with these browncoats.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 7:38 AM

JEDICOWBOY


Quote:

Originally posted by Nandifan:


Book: *sings* Her name is Rio and she dances in the sand!


Awesome visual! Book doing Simon Lebon, gotta love the Duran Duran!


"If they've got guns or brains at all."
"They've got guns."




gorramit......now I got that song in my head.

The Force is strong with these browncoats.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 7:44 AM

GRIZWALD


Ooh! Ooh! I've got one!

Inara: No, no, really, stay frub be. I'be got a terrible head code and I dodt wadt to bake you sick. I'be just goigg to stay in bed with by fladdel jabbies and the hubidifier on. Achoo!

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 7:54 AM

LANCER


Blue Handed guy one: Oh you interrogated them for us? thanks!

Blue Handed guy two: honestly it makes our work load so much easyer!

Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers!

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 8:38 AM

CAPTAINSHINY


Wash: No, Jayne, I meant "congress" as in a general meeting or assembly. I believe you must be thinking specifically of the bicameral lawmaking body of the legislative branch.

Inara: Let's skip the foreplay, shall we?

Simon:(burp)

Inara:[nervously] No! It's just a cold sore! I swear!

Jayne: Omigod omigod omigod! I just LOVE what you've done with your hair!

Wash: Just kidding! I'm OK! Now, as I was saying, I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how i soar.

Mal: Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.

Kaylee: Ew, yicky! Engine grease!

Simon: 'Sup, b*tches!

-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 8:38 AM

JPSTARGAZER


Here's a few more:

Simon: Besides, every other woman on the ship is either married, a professional, or closely related to me, so you're pretty much the only girl in the world.
Kaylee: You're so right! We're soulmates! We've got 3 minutes left in the booth...(bow shika bow wow...that's porn music by the way).

Academy guy: Well unfortunately I didn't bring a sword today.
Operative (reaching for his sword): Well...awww, I didn't either. Must be in my other Operative outfit.

Mr. Universe: Wow, I've been at my computer all day. Maybe I should go outside and get some sun.

Zoe: First rule of battle, little one, is never let the enemy know where you are.
(Camera pans across Zoe and Tracy to show Mal sitting next to them)
Tracy (finally notices Mal): Where did you come from?
Mal: Aww, I wanted to steal your beans.

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 8:44 AM

CAPTAINSHINY


Kaylee: Simon! Watch your language!

Dr. Mathias: Um... my bad.



-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

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Saturday, February 25, 2006 11:22 AM

LADYKNIGHT


Quote:

Originally posted by singate:


Zoe: "I had the weirdest dream about being married to a guy just like Wash in a former life. I think his best friend was some guy named Hercules."

B]



LOL! Now there's a fun mental immage to play with. Zoe and Iolaus. *blinks* O.K., maybe not.

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Saturday, February 25, 2006 11:54 AM

CHINDI


Nathan, Adam, Summer, Morena, Joss, Ron, Alan, Jewel, Gina, Sean:

"Ya know.. I am tired of this series.. I don't want to do it anymore...."

Chindi NEVER gonna hear that....

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Saturday, February 25, 2006 6:57 PM

ASARIAN


Just a few to keep the thread bumped.


[EDIT: took out a lame River quote; Jayne quote alone is just fine]

Jayne: I can kill you with my brain!


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, February 25, 2006 7:13 PM

GUTTERBALL


Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:
Jayne: I can kill you with my brain!


*snort* Nice one, A. As much as I adore the big lug, we all know THAT ain't gonna happen.


Badger: I envy your hat, Jayne. Fancy a trade?

River: Hukked awn foniks werkd fur m3!

Simon: @$(&@#&*!!

Book: @$(&@#*!!

Inara: You're right, Mal. I AM an ignorant slut.

Jayne: Who's up for a poetry reading? No? How's about a philosophical study of the importance of shadow puppets?

Mal: Yo-ho, yo-ho! A Reaver's life for me!

Kaylee: I hate my captain. He's a mean old man.

Zoe: This dress isn't frilly enough. More ruffles, damn you!

Wash: There's a red...thingy...coming toward the green...thingy. I think we're the green thingy.

________________________________________

Please remember that the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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Saturday, February 25, 2006 7:17 PM

ELEKA


Zoe: Husband, I don't want you to tear my clothes off right now, or in five minutes, or every again you understand.

Simon: Everyone, I've decided to leave River here on Serenity and take up my dream career as a Drag Queen.

Jayne: I'll be leaving the ship as well to persure my dreams of being a pacifist monk on the Outer Rim.

Mr. Universe: Sory guys, I guess you CAN stop the signal after all!



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit.

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Sunday, February 26, 2006 12:20 AM

ASARIAN



Simon: Am I talking to Miranda now?
River: Yes.

Simon: River, let's get married! I'll knit.

River: The human body can be drained in 7... No, wait! Or was it 8? Oh forget it! It just can be drained, ok?!

River: Was it my turn? Oops!


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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