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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #20

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Sunday, February 7, 2010 7:16 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


All right! Another passel of great entries! Here's our champion:

Congrats! NewOldBrowncoat!!! Well deserved victory!

Now then, onto this week, and back to our namesake along with Jayne looking on...

MAL: You think all those Browncoats are lookin' at us with crooked little smiles 'cause they're aimin' to misbehave?
JAYNE: Y'know, they are beginnin' to damage my calm, come to think of it.

Okay, that seems a mite obvious, so give it your best and make me look bad!! (You usually do!)

BWAH!
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Monday, February 8, 2010 7:09 AM

MENDUR




Jayne was surprised to see Mal use the polite "pinky out" method of pushing the fan aside. Personally, he'd have used a gun.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Monday, February 8, 2010 10:15 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal found it a little more than disturbing that Wash and Zoe had elected to follow the "clothing optional" clause
at this particular resort. Jayne, however, only wished for a more discreet place to express his appreciation.

BWAH!
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Monday, February 8, 2010 10:25 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Gratz NOBC!



MAL: Umm.... Jayne?

Fanty: (OS) Do you know that girl?

MAL: Yeah... that would be Kaylee. ...and thats not running on batteries.

Jayne: Mighty quick twixt fix.




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Monday, February 8, 2010 11:33 AM

RYCE


Mal: Did that weather girl just say another 10-20 inches of snow?
Jayne: Gorram it!

(shout out to all of my fellow Marylanders with cabin fever!)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, February 8, 2010 3:41 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA





What could Dr. Horrible be up to this time?


<<<"You want to rule the world. What you don't understand is, there is no world anymore, only corporations.">>> Dr Evil's #2

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Tuesday, February 9, 2010 7:21 AM

OUTERRIMVAGRANT


Quote:



Originally posted by TCM:






In the year 3000! In the year 3000! Conan O Brien leaves NBC to become the face of Fruity Oaty bar commercials. Elsewhere, Mal is stunned when River screams "keep cool my babies", before mounting the table.



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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:02 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Mal: When I said I would take on any cargo, I have to say I wasn't expectin' a circus... is that?!?... uhhh.. a sixth, oh my, seventh appendage?

Mingo: easy on the eyes, eh Mal?

OR

Jayne: no ruttin' way I'm going into the black with space monkeys.

OR

Game Show Announcer: Behind curtain number one we have a fabulous prize of a certain, slow, and painful death from... REAVERS!! thats right folks, pain like you never imagined and sure to be the envy of all your friends. Brought to you by - Blue Sun: makers of PAX and other fine products.



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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:13 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


Quote:

Originally posted by OuterRimVagrant:
Quote:



Originally posted by TCM:




Jayne;"Who in the name o my swinging cod are you waving at?"

Mal;"It's Wash.And we're playing shadow puppets"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:37 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:





MAL: Wash said the goose-juggling was in here but I don't see anything but nekkid ladies.
JAYNE: No geese? (grumble)

bun

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 11:02 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE




The boys had managed to get into the party disguised as companions, but once Mal started to nervously perform a poorly executed fan dance, Jayne knew the game was up.

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Monday, February 15, 2010 11:30 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


bumpity town, bumpville, bumpland

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Monday, February 15, 2010 6:10 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:



While Mal follows the faint strains of a dulcimer, Jayne wonders how he got tangled up with this effete culture-vulture and hopes someone in this dump has a job for him.


bun

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 9:26 AM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb


Quote:



When Kate Beckett walked through the door Nathan's worlds dissolved.

Mingo: You know her?

Mal: Long time ago.

Jayne: She mad or somethin'?

Mal: Always seems that way, don't it.


And...

Mal tried to do the Vulcan salute, but it came out "Read between the lines".



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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 10:44 AM

FLORALBUNNY


LOL@Rahl
Quote:



MAL: You the man who's been leaving me messages about feeding the birds? Time to explain yourself.
JAYNE: (Better than having yer ugly mug plastered all over the side of a public building, I think, but where's the explanation of that?)

bun

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 11:13 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Quote:

Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
When Kate Beckett walked through the door Nathan's worlds dissolved.

Mingo: You know her?

Mal: Long time ago.

Jayne: She mad or somethin'?

Mal: Always seems that way, don't it.


Lol, Nikki Heat is in da building. good one.

diggin deep on mine.

Fanty: Sorry about the mess. Maid's day off.

OR

Jayne: god's balls!!!

Mal: You boys mind explaining why you got a larger-than-life, pink octopus makin' friends with the locals here.


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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 3:30 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:



...and in that outfit!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
or?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NATHAN: My God. Boreanaz and a chicken. Joss...nooo...
JAYNE: The man embroiders. Ya gotta face up to it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bun

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 3:34 PM

CHRISISALL



Wow. I gotta get me one of those frilly red head-things....


The laughing Chrisisall

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 7:07 PM

EARLYWARNING


Jayne :1 Fanty + 1 Fanty
Mal : Jayne...
Janye : equals.. more gossa than I care for.


or

Jayne : Strippers Mal, strippers, when did they get strippers Mal.
Mal : oh.. I feel that special hell gettin a might to close

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Thursday, February 18, 2010 2:24 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Mendur:

Jayne was surprised to see Mal use the polite "pinky out" method of pushing the fan aside. Personally, he'd have used a gun.


Quality entry! :)


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, February 20, 2010 3:05 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:




NATHAN: Uh, Joss, you know I don't usually complain about the lighting, but...BLUE? Right in my FACE?

bun

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Saturday, February 20, 2010 8:49 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb


Quote:

Originally posted by OuterRimVagrant:

In the year 3000! In the year 3000! Conan O Brien leaves NBC to become the face of Fruity Oaty bar commercials. Elsewhere, Mal is stunned when River screams "keep cool my babies", before mounting the table.




Sí, Conando!

Or in this case...

Oui, Riviera!

(Thought of using Rivera, like Geraldo and keeping the Spanish theme, but there's a French Riviera, so...)



Mal: Juggling geese. Nekked?

Jayne: Gorram, why'd it have to be Wash. Got skills though.



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Monday, February 22, 2010 9:55 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




MAL: Is it Christmas?
JAYNE: Hey, you're the one who brought Kaylee to the Ariel ENGINE Expo...



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Monday, February 22, 2010 3:44 PM

RYCE


Mal: These are not the Browncoats you are looking for

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:51 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:




Before his speech to the Chamber of Commerce:
MAL: No notes on my hand. See?
JAYNE: No hair, neither. One o' life's mysteries.

bun

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Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:05 AM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb




Mal: "Um, Jayne? I think they followed us."

Jayne: "Ruttin Mudders."


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Thursday, February 25, 2010 12:34 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



MAL: Is it voting time?
JAYNE: Soon.
MAL: How soon?
JAYNE: As soon as that ruttin' tenth crewmember you hired get's his sorry butt off all of the pron sites on the Cortex.
MAL: So...what you're telling me is it may be a while--
JAYNE: --or just a matter of seconds.



BWAH!
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Thursday, February 25, 2010 12:37 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


LAST CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS!

Voting will go up sometime on Friday!!!

BWAH!
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Friday, February 26, 2010 4:17 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
LAST CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS!

Voting will go up sometime on Friday!!!

BWAH!
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SUBMIT, Darn it

bumpy bun

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Friday, February 26, 2010 11:36 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

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Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:04 PM

FLORALBUNNY


votey-bump

bun

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Sunday, February 28, 2010 9:03 AM

FLORALBUNNY


ditto

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Monday, March 1, 2010 1:26 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb


Vump-age, biscuits with gravy. Yumm.


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Tuesday, March 2, 2010 10:09 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Fried grits with maple syrup. Yummm.

bun

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Wednesday, March 3, 2010 1:51 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Scrapple.

Hey, y'all -- vote first, then post a li'l something here to bump the thread so others can see it and be reminded to vote.

bun

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Wednesday, March 3, 2010 2:33 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb


Well, I was going to try and NOT vote for myself, but then it started falling behind. BUMP.


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Friday, March 5, 2010 1:13 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb


BUMPty was pushed!


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