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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #17

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 11:56 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Well Happy Thanksgiving (at least here in the U.S.) to everyone! Especially for this week's winner, ASARIAN! Another well deserved victory for one of our regulars! Way to go!


Okay, well onto Week 17 with a simple, yet poignant shot of our namesake and some of the crew...


Seems Shepard Book wasn't the only one capable of contemplating the wonders of a rock garden...though some of the crew of Serenity were more than a little overzealous in building theirs.

Okay, assuming the tryptophan in your turkey hasn't rendered you catatonic, give it your best shot Browncoats!

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 1:48 PM

FLORALBUNNY


GRATZ, ASARIAN!!
Quote:





ZOE: "Me with the watching you bathe" huh? I think that might not be this planet.
WASH: But it was a nice try, right?

bun
muddy browncoat

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 6:36 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT




Zoe: So this is where all those beagle droppings go.

"Just step around that. Looks like something's been living in here."

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 10:06 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:





When Inara failed to check in, the crew hurried to the landing coordinates she'd given them.

bun
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 3:51 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up




Mal: Yep, that's quite the crater.

Zoe. Well, Sir, I told you not to let Jayne eat so much bean dip.

Wash: Especially with jalapenos instead of green chilies.

Kaylee: Ohhh. I don't feel too good my own self.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 4:51 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
GRATZ, ASARIAN!!
Quote:



Mal;"Oh my dear and fluffy Lord!"
Kaylee;"How do they not drop them?"
Zoe;"Ok dear, go ahead and say it"
Wash;"You see-GEESE-I TOLD you they juggled geese!!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 7:35 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:









" Jayne, is there something WRONG with your BUNK ?"

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 11:29 AM

FLORALBUNNY


ROFL, newold!
Quote:





ZOE: Sir? You recognize this?
MAL: I...I think it's a Hellmouth!

bun in the sun

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 12:40 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:

"Jayne, is there something WRONG with your BUNK?"


ROFL, newold!


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Thursday, November 26, 2009 12:47 PM

ASARIAN




WASH: Oops!?
MAL: Oops?? You landed Serenity on the Magistrate, is all!
KAYLEE: Perhaps we can still use him as a hood ornament?

Or,

Minutes after Wash blew another crater in their little moon.


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Thursday, November 26, 2009 1:01 PM

ASARIAN


Can't beat the bunk one, I'm afraid. But let's give it another try.



MAL: Whoa!
ZOE: You have to let it all go, Sir. Fear... doubt... and disbelief.
MAL: Okie dokie. Free my mind... no problem.
KAYLEE: So, what if he makes it?
WASH: No one's ever made the first jump.


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Thursday, November 26, 2009 2:50 PM

FLORALBUNNY


You guys are so good...wah...
Quote:





MAL: Seems like someone lost sight of the First Rule of Holes.

bun
still digging

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 9:50 PM

ASARIAN


From the the-classics-never-die dept.



WASH: There he is!
KAYLEE: What, behind the rabbit?
WASH: It is the rabbit!
ZOE: Go on, Sir. Chop his head off!
MAL: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!


--
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Thursday, November 26, 2009 10:05 PM

ASARIAN




WASH: ECHO! ...echo...
KAYLEE: Oh my!
RIVER (from deep below): "Post holer. For digging holes for posts."


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Friday, November 27, 2009 6:04 AM

RYCE


A tree fell in the forest, and only Kaylee cared.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, November 27, 2009 11:14 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Mal: Yep, it's a hole alright.

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Friday, November 27, 2009 12:05 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:




MAL: Saw that comin'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Once again, Mal's quest for a pony and a plastic rocket remains unsatisfied.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
python fan

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Saturday, November 28, 2009 2:08 PM

FLORALBUNNY


ROFL at all of yours, asarian
Quote:




ANNOUNCER (OS): Mud -- or Milk? For this challenge, teams will choose between bricking a shipment of mud and helping to bottle the week's supply of Mudder's Milk. At the completion of either task, you will receive your next clue.

bun
amazed

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Saturday, November 28, 2009 3:44 PM

CHOLLETT


Mal: "Now, I dunno about you, but I pictured the Grand Canyon on Earth-That-Was to be a mite bigger."
Zoe: "It's been over 500 years, Sir."
Wash: "...and I was gonna make my voice all echoey and everything!"

OR

Mal: "Whoa. So that's a Sarlacc."
Zoe: "I hear even Fett went in there."
Wash: "I think the teeth capture it; you know, it's essence."
Kaylee: "Everywhere I go, its teeth keep following me...."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 9:23 AM

RYCE


Wash: So that's where the cat landed after I hit it with the Mule...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:17 PM

FLORALBUNNY



Quote:




WASH: Hoo! Hee! Wow! Well, they say any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
ZOE: Mm-mm. My man can sure fly, can't he, sir?
KAYLEE: Don't worry, Captain. I'll get busy fixing her soon's she cools down enough to work on.
MAL: Dear and fluffy Joss, if this is a cleverly concealed cast-cull I'd like to point out that you missed one. Right. There. At the end of the line.

bun
O, holey plot, the stars are brightly act---ing...

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 5:53 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA





MAL: Huh, now ain't that a sight to behold.

WASH: A statue's bad enough, but hundreds of miniatures?

KAYLEE: They just keep starin'.

{{{*********~A footer is the closing of an article, not a kinky sex move~*********}}}

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Monday, November 30, 2009 9:07 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Nathan: Well, shit.
Jewel: Tried to tell ya, it's only a model.
Gina: Not exactly a leaf on the wind...
Alan: More like a rock on the wind.
Nathan: Think QMx will give me a refund?
Other 3 in unison: No.

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Monday, November 30, 2009 12:49 PM

DAVESHAYNE




Zoe: And you bought a time share here?
Mal: This golf course looked much better in the brochure.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Monday, November 30, 2009 1:34 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




(in poor taste...)

Zoe: So tell me again why we are watching Inara and River bathe in the creek?

OR (in poorer taste...)

Wash: See? You don't need guns to blow a new crater in a moon.
Zoe: I see that, Dear. Anyone else in the mood for chili?
Kaylee: Ain't nothin' left but his boots!
Mal: I really thought he'd get thinner goin' out that airlock...



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Monday, November 30, 2009 1:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:




MAL: Not as good-looking as you promised, Wash.
WASH: No, these are the preliminary ladies. Crowd's not hardly here yet. Want some snacks? Yak on a stick is good here. Dog, not so much. And there are jugs of water to throw in, too.
ZOE & KAYLEE: This is a meeting of Male Chauvinist Pigs or what?

bun
muddy browncoat

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Monday, November 30, 2009 1:43 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by Ryce:
A tree fell in the forest, and only Kaylee cared.



Y'know, I had to look at the image twice to get that. Priceless. :) Nice work RYCE.


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Monday, November 30, 2009 5:52 PM

RYCE


Quote:

Y'know, I had to look at the image twice to get that. Priceless. :) Nice work RYCE.


Thanks! I tried to work the fact that the tree fell on a mime in there, but couldn't.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, November 30, 2009 5:53 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:

Zoe: And you bought a time share here?
Mal: This golf course looked much better in the brochure.


LOL. :)


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Tuesday, December 1, 2009 3:37 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Ryce:

Thanks! I tried to work the fact that the tree fell on a mime in there, but couldn't.


That would have been hi-larious. :) Like:

A tree fell on a mime, and not even Kaylee cared.


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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 11:31 AM

RYCE


Quote:

A tree fell on a mime, and not even Kaylee cared.


Love it!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 12:17 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Gratz Asarian



Mal: So here is us, on the raggedy edge.



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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 2:35 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:






MAL: Sneaky Jayne and his gorram grenades...



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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 4:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Kaylee: Cap'n, I don't think this twig of a tree is gonna cut it as a bridge.



Anywho, last day for submissions!
I will be setting up the voting tomorrow!
Good luck, all!


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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 4:16 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




MAL (sings): ...I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...
ZOE: Sir, don't make me kill you.



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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 4:30 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:

MAL: Sneaky Jayne and his gorram grenades...


ROFL. :)


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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 4:37 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Ryce:
Quote:

A tree fell on a mime, and not even Kaylee cared.


Love it!


Mime jokes are always fun. :)


--
If a tree falls on a mime, does the mime make any sound?

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 5:29 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


MAL (sings): ...I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...
ZOE: Sir, don't make me kill you.



BWAH!
TCM



I'm a bamboo-jack and I'm okay, TCM?
Heh.

The crew visits the wreckage of Earth-That-Was.
WASH: NavMap said it was a "Large Hadron Collider."
MAL: Deep son of a bitch.
ZOE: There's a story about a bird and a piece of bread...
KAYLEE: Only a legend.


bun

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 5:44 PM

MENDUR




Zoe: "Sir, would this be why you had Jayne 'scout ahead'?"
Mal: " ... maybe."
Kaylee: "He's all staked out and ... naked."
Wash: "At least now we know why his mom gave him a girl's name."
Jayne (in hole): "Gorram it! Get me out of here!"

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Friday, December 4, 2009 4:26 AM

RYCE


Mal: Jayne, that's not what the Hokey Pokey means by "shake it all about".

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 4, 2009 4:27 AM

RYCE


FloralBunny wrote:
Quote:

The crew visits the wreckage of Earth-That-Was.
WASH: NavMap said it was a "Large Hadron Collider."
MAL: Deep son of a bitch.
ZOE: There's a story about a bird and a piece of bread...
KAYLEE: Only a legend.



LMAO!!!!!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 4, 2009 4:28 AM

RYCE


TCM wrote:
Quote:

MAL (sings): ...I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...
ZOE: Sir, don't make me kill you.



Inara (OS): So that's where my high heels went...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 4, 2009 10:09 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Badger(OS): This is my Gorram den, and I don't like the way you look down at me. 'Specially you you in the ugly shirt, Blondie.


---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Friday, December 4, 2009 11:33 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

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Sunday, December 6, 2009 2:19 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Y'all voting??

bun the bumper

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Sunday, December 6, 2009 7:56 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb


I know, I'm too little, too late, but I just thought of one.
Quote:





Wash: What is that?
Mal: Don't know, but that hatch ain't openin'.


And yes, I voted.


--------------------------------------------------
Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Monday, December 7, 2009 5:03 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Quote:

Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:

Badger(OS): This is my Gorram den, and I don't like the way you look down at me. 'Specially you you in the ugly shirt, Blondie.



lol, where u been '85? WB.

Great ones this round guys! it was a toughie.


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Monday, December 7, 2009 6:46 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:




Lovely & LOLworthy, Rahl.
Never too late for a good laugh.

or even a lame one~~~~~~
MAL: There's votin' going on right under our noses!!

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Monday, December 7, 2009 2:45 PM

FLORALBUNNY


MAL: Summerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!


I know, I know. Makes me a bump-hog.
But not a warthog.

bun
XOXOXOXOXOXO

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009 2:49 AM

RYCE


Bumpity bump

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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