CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #13 by TenthCrewMember

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Hrm...someone's looking to threepeat...

Yes, that's right, this week's winner is also last week's winner, ASARIAN! Way to go! Two in a row!

As an added bonus, I found some of the original Caption Tightpants images behind a secret panel in my cargo hold, so I give you the first ever Caption Tightpants winner, Wiccanslyr!

Allright, ASARIAN, you got your work cut out for you! I am sure everyone will work extra hard to best your best! So here is the new challenge, straight out of the BDM!

Summer: No! Please, Joss, don't put me back in the box!

Hee hee! Now let the funny flow!

BWAH! :blast: TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, October 04, 2009 4:51 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

and that was why nobody wanted to see Jayne "nekkid"...

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, October 04, 2009 8:53 PM

L'Oreal: Because I'm worth it!

^^ Nah, I stole that one from the last time we used this image! But it was a funny caption, nonetheless. :) I forgot what I entered myself, back then; so it probably wasn't all that good. Soon as I have something, I'll post it; for now, I've got nothing.

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, October 04, 2009 10:07 PM

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Nail biting makes you less purty!

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 10:51 AM

GRATZ, asarian!!! As her hair flew toward the ventilator, River feared meeting the same kind of fate as the unfortunate Crow. bun

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 11:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny: As her hair flew toward the ventilator, River feared meeting the same kind of fate as the unfortunate Crow.

LOL. Penny for the smart lady! :)

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 1:52 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Stars in Hollywood want Polanski freed because ..... why?"

Topical.

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 2:19 PM

The shock of finding out she was an actual gorram Doll far exceeded River's discomfort of having been dressed up like one.

Or,

Jayne (in background): We're all set for the group shot. Photographer: No. Can't. Too much hair.

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 2:26 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

"I couldn't help it--it just popped in there--it's the StayPuft Marshmallow Man!!!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 2:30 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

she just found out shes a cylon.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 3:05 PM

hot dang, you guys are good today

Quote:

~~~continuing the crossover~~~ River's flash-forward was a terrifying vision of Wash-on-a-stick!!1!

bad-taste bun

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 5:00 PM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

River made this face right before Mal hit her with the Mule

BWAH! :blast: TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 5:47 PM

*woosh!* RIVER: Storm's getting worse.

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 9:20 PM

From the everything-you-say-can-and-will-be-used-against-you dept.

JOSS: There's just no easy way to let someone know you've killed off their puppy.

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 05, 2009 9:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember: As an added bonus, I found some of the original Caption Tightpants images behind a secret panel in my cargo hold, so I give you the first ever Caption Tightpants winner, Wiccanslyr!

Forgot to comment on this, but that caption was hi-larious! :) And I personally wouldn't mind if you did this more often. Search engine on this board isn't exactly what it used to be (or, worse, actually exactly what it used to be, lol); so, seeing some of the glory days of Caption Tightpants fly by brings up fond memories for me. It's like the sky they can't take from us: even if we can't have Firefly back, at least we can always go back to Firefly!

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 1:17 AM

Joss: Summer, focus! You're on a planet full of dead people, not in a Garnier Fructis commercial!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 3:49 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

The stones .... they're NOT random!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 4:14 AM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian: Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember: As an added bonus, I found some of the original Caption Tightpants images behind a secret panel in my cargo hold, so I give you the first ever Caption Tightpants winner, Wiccanslyr!

Forgot to comment on this, but that caption was hi-larious! :) And I personally wouldn't mind if you did this more often. Search engine on this board isn't exactly what it used to be (or, worse, actually exactly what it used to be, lol); so, seeing some of the glory days of Caption Tightpants fly by brings up fond memories for me. It's like the sky they can't take from us: even if we can't have Firefly back, at least we can always go back to Firefly!

Well the oldest CTs threads are gone, near as I can tell. Expired through non-use. But since I found some of these "first season" CTs, I'll be posting them along the way.

Thought: What if we did a retro CT? I have the original screencaps of these (unedited) too.

And yes, fond memories relating to Firefly, Serenity and Browncoats are great. All have increased the value of my life experiences.

BWAH! :blast: TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 4:35 AM

From the man-apes-gone-wrong dept.

RIVER: Spaceballs?! Oh shit, there goes the planet!

P.S. C'mon, guys! Caption! Can't do this alone. Well, I could; but where did that get fun?

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 4:50 AM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian: P.S. C'mon, guys! Caption! Can't do this alone. Well, I could; but where did that get fun?

Well, it'll make it that much more likely you will threepeat if you do! ;)

RIVER: *nom nom nom* I has a flavor?!

BWAH! :blast: TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 8:45 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Asarian Once again! Good one.

Road Runner (OS): *Beep Beep* *Whooooosh* Wile E. Coyote (OS): Back to the old drawing board.

OR

Joss (OS): See... like that, Alan. ...scared like your life is in jeopardy. Alan: Heh heh. Good one Joss. Ooooo, funny pilot all "scared" Joss (OS): Can I see your script?

OR

River: *screams* Reavers!!! Mal (OS): SuuWeeet! Mule chase!!!! Last one in is... well... a Reaver.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 11:32 AM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

RIVER: Augh! Undead preacherman!!! ZOMBIE BOOK(OS): Uhnnnnnnnn.... JAYNE: Shiny! Time to nut up or shut up! WASH: Rule #17, don't be a hero!

BWAH! :blast: TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 11:37 AM

Quote:

Summer: Do I look fat?

bun

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:59 PM

From the all-good-things-come-to-those-who-wait dept.

Jayne finally managed to scare the women.

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 1:15 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian: From the all-good-things-come-to-those-who-wait dept.

Summer Glau was well known to relax between takes by playing the air flute or eating imaginary Big Macs.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 06, 2009 3:13 PM

Who turned Jayne into a plastic action figure?!?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, October 07, 2009 12:50 AM

MUTT999

Evil Mini-Adam (sitting on Summer's shoulder): "Look!, behind you! Peter Jackson with a script!..........BAZINGA!"

- - - - - - - - - - - - - -

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, October 07, 2009 7:46 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

bump

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, October 07, 2009 8:59 AM

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

JAYNE: "They's just sittin' here-"

KANYE WEST (Off screen): "Yo Jayne, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish. But Fruity Oaty Bars had one of the best theme songs of ALL TIME!"

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, October 07, 2009 10:42 AM

Quote:

Mal followed through on his threat: Kaylee fell and he refused to clean it up.

bun

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, October 07, 2009 3:01 PM

TRAVELER

Suddenly, as River walks down the street, three dwarfs leap out and start singing. We represent the Lollipop Guild The Lollipop Guild The Lollipop Guild And in the name of the Lollipop Guild We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731 Traveler

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, October 07, 2009 3:33 PM

Bemused by all of the stray parts lying around her, River was perplexed as to why there were no written instructions in her IKEA booklet.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, October 07, 2009 4:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce: Bemused by all of the stray parts lying around her, River was perplexed as to why there were no written instructions in her IKEA booklet.

Good one! :) LOL

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 2:05 AM

2X2

You've just been cast on Dollhouse and the ratings depend on YOU!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 2:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by 2x2:

You've just been cast on Dollhouse and the ratings depend on YOU!

Frakkin' hil-larious! :) ROFL. This one, for one, will get my vote.

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 2:36 AM

2X2

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian: Frakkin' hil-larious! :) ROFL. This one, for one, will get my vote.

Hee hee. Thanks :oD

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 6:20 AM

MUTT999

Quote:
Originally posted by 2x2:

You've just been cast on Dollhouse and the ratings depend on YOU!

Perfect!! LOL! - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 7:26 AM

You know, I'd be scared too if I was trapped between a futuristic bulldozer and a descending bat'leth

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 7:29 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

"Mom ... call the Power Rangers!!!"

or

"Theyyyyyyyyy're heeeerreeeee"

or

"Damn you Joss, I just had my hair done"

or

"I pooped again"

or

"Megatron has nards!"

(unneeded explanation time: nards is used in the movie "The Monster Squad" to stand in for another word that the Wolfman has .. remove the letter 'r' and you will understand)

******************************** 'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

************** my occasionally updated blog: http://www.livejournal.com/users/pumaman_redux/

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 9:30 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Miranda (OS): *poke* You needed to see me?

OR

River: I swallowed a mug. (i deserve lashings for that one)

@2x2: clever, loved it.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:49 AM

LEMONPIEFIREFLY

Quote:

Summer:

"Nat..Nathan? The hair's...not...REAL?!?"

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 11:02 AM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Hey crew, you're doing awesome! Keep it up! Voting will be soon, by Sat. I think.

River(whispers): I see dead people...

BWAH! :blast: TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 12:28 PM

DAVESHAYNE

River performs her hilarious "Squirrel Eating a Nut" routine for the crew.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 2:45 PM

My waffle! Oh the humanity!!!

(where's this random movie quote from, anyone?)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 3:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne: River performs her hilarious "Squirrel Eating a Nut" routine for the crew.

Or, in River's case, her hi-larious "Nut Eating a Squirrel" routine. :P

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 3:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

River: I swallowed a mug. (i deserve lashings for that one)

Or, I could vote for it. :) LOL.

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 3:23 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce: My waffle! Oh the humanity!!!

(where's this random movie quote from, anyone?)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

Mystery Science Theater 3000

hows about the "Shatner ... Shatner ... Shatner ... nope, he's not in this one ... we're safe" line from the same film *L*

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 08, 2009 4:56 PM

Bingo! :smile:

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, October 09, 2009 3:39 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

River performs her hilarious "Squirrel Eating a Nut" routine for the crew.

HI - LARIOUS !!!!

"Please God, make me a stone."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, October 09, 2009 9:40 AM