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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #12

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:43 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


First, let me say again, dear and fluffy lord, I love this game!

Second, seems this week's winner took the "Aim to Misbehave" title to heart for a well deserved victory! Makes me giddy!
Congrats to ASARIAN for taking round 11 with some inappropriate behavior! ;)

Now then, back to our namesake, but this time in a different Whedonverse...


Captain Hammer: Not my lacy wafting curtains! Awwww maaaannnn...

Seriously, you can do better than that, so have at!



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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:58 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse





"Boo-hoo,but I don't wanna be Richard Castle anymore;I wanna be Captain Tightpants,Blahhh,sniff"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:32 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: Wash...WASH! Come in, Wash! Where is my gorram ship?!!?
Patience(OS): Time to pay up, boy, you owe me a sponge bath.
Mal(sobbing): Ai ya! Wa-a-a-a-a-sh...c-o-o-o-o-me i-i-i-i-i-n...

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 4:18 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Nathan: "Whatta ya mean I didn't win the caption contest again?"

Gina: "You forgot to enter, again. Sir."

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 4:31 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by Veteran:
Nathan: "Whatta ya mean I didn't win the caption contest again?"

Gina: "You forgot to enter, again. Sir."



LOL! Love it!



Mal: Go se! Niska got my other ear!

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:06 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Mal: "Omygawd, my teeth! Inara we're supposed to be sparring. Why'd you kick out my teeth?"

Inara: "You throw another jab at my chest and I'll take out the top row."




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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:22 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT




Patience? I have to rub her corns to get Jayne back?


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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 8:57 PM

DMAANLILEILTT


I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like!

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:41 PM

ASARIAN


LOL. Can't believe I won with that one. :) I ain't complain', though.



The fortune teller at the bazaar showed Mal a different timeline, one in which Serenity was being publicly auctioned off by Harken in the middle of town square.


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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 10:00 PM

ASARIAN




Mal (after getting up): Ouch. Not so loud! Argh. Can't believe you got me with the same trick twice!
Saffron (half off-screen): But face it, hubby, I'm really hot!


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Thursday, September 24, 2009 1:41 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:
LOL. Can't believe I won with that one. :) I ain't complain', though.



Hey, that was damn funny captioning right there.
Apparently many of us shared the vision of Kaylee, uh, vacuuming, and we honored your being bold enough to say it in public. :)

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Thursday, September 24, 2009 4:48 AM

MUTT999


Congrats Asarian!


Captain Hammer: "It's Vader (sniffle), he wants his gloves back (sniffle)."

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Thursday, September 24, 2009 6:04 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


GratZ Asarian!



Nathan: Adrian!!!

OR

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: Hmmm... no pants, rubber gloves, and a plastic rocket. You need to ask?





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Thursday, September 24, 2009 9:59 AM

FLORALBUNNY


GRATZ, ASARIAN!!
Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:





Nathan gets the news that he's not cast as the Green Lantern.

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Thursday, September 24, 2009 10:28 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by pdcharles:

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: Hmmm... no pants, rubber gloves, and a plastic rocket. You need to ask?


Now that makes for a disturbing mental image! LOL. It also makes it a helluva good caption! :)


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Thursday, September 24, 2009 10:35 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Joss(by phone): Hey! We're gonna make Serenity 2!
Nathan: Shiny! Really?
Joss: No! April Fools!!!
Nathan:wha--it's September...and--aww man...
Joss:Hey, who's your favorite bastard?

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Thursday, September 24, 2009 1:05 PM

CHOLLETT


Sorry to steal, but....

After one too many close calls with River in tow, the good doctor showed Mal that the male waste system can be drained of all contents in 8.6 seconds given adequate "vacuuming systems".

OR

Mal: *grunt* JAYNE! WHAT IN THE SPHINCTER OF HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE!

OR

MAL: "...and the fed made a face like THIS just before i hit his cat with the mule."

OR

(hope this isnt already taken)
Nathan: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

OR

Hammer: "The voices! Oh, god, why won't they stop...."
Penny: "Ummm....you do remember you're still using your bluetooth, right?"

OR

Hammer: "What do you mean the Ottoman Empire and Zima are dead?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, September 24, 2009 1:28 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
Sorry to steal, but....
MAL: "...and the fed made a face like THIS just before i hit his cat with the mule."



Oh, that takes me back to the very early days of Caption Tightpants... :)

Quote:


OR

(hope this isnt already taken)
Nathan: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!



LOL! I think that I used that a round or two back... ;)



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Thursday, September 24, 2009 3:29 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Mal found Jayne's attempt to cause a diversion by getting nekkid a little more than disconcerting.

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Friday, September 25, 2009 2:18 PM

MUTT999




Captain Hammer (sobbing): "And then he said strike three, pulled over, and I had to get out! In the rain!"
Penny (to herself): "Oh brother."

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Friday, September 25, 2009 2:23 PM

ASARIAN




Talking to the hand is never as easy as it sounds.


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Friday, September 25, 2009 5:29 PM

PUMAMANREDUX






"Hello, Chief? You'll have to speak louder, my glove phone isn't working too well."

or

"Waaaah, Joss put super glue on my glove again"


(I prefer my first attempt)
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Saturday, September 26, 2009 12:12 PM

ASARIAN


From the more-mentally-disturbing-imagery dept.:



Mal (brave, but grossed out): Okay, let's find out how deep the rabbit hole really goes. I'm going in.


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Saturday, September 26, 2009 12:26 PM

ASARIAN


From the they-won't-see-this-coming dept.:



"And so, ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, if the glove don't fit, you must acquit!"


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, September 26, 2009 5:49 PM

PUMAMANREDUX





(SingS) "It's horrible, there are bodies all over the place" [pause for a beat} "Oh wait there's pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

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Saturday, September 26, 2009 8:53 PM

CHOLLETT


Hammer (singing): "Can you hear the Doctor sing?
Singing the songs of angry men!" etc.....

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, September 27, 2009 6:45 AM

DAVESHAYNE




True to his word Mal did cry when River broke a nail during the heist. Honestly there were tears.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Sunday, September 27, 2009 9:01 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by peacekeeper:





Nathan was upset when he got the Paternity Summons
from John Edwards' mistress. " Jeez, just 'cause I look like him and got the same haircut--"

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Sunday, September 27, 2009 12:33 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Joss says Nathan is a hair actor but I'm going totally for the face here.
Caption? Nah, I know when I'm outclassed.

bun
shoulders slumping

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Monday, September 28, 2009 4:20 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT




Terminator is ahead of FIREFLY on TVTALLY?"

"I was weak."

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009 3:09 PM

RYCE


River (wearing a black glove): slap! You're babbling like a moonbrain!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009 4:53 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by Ryce:
River (wearing a black glove): slap! You're babbling like a moonbrain!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!



I am trying to envision the way River is contorting in order to hit with her hand at that angle...mmm....happy place! Oh wait, right...I meant VOTING TIME!!!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1107948

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Thursday, October 1, 2009 10:17 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Votey-bump

bun

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Thursday, October 1, 2009 2:07 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT


Vote for your favorite caption. Then go to ALLAN TUDYK with Eric Idle's a Night Without Monty Python. Try a few captions there!

Target rich environment.

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Thursday, October 1, 2009 3:56 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Got a URL?

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Thursday, October 1, 2009 7:42 PM

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Friday, October 2, 2009 1:58 PM

FLORALBUNNY


xie-xie, Fbc. Lots of lovely Alan.

bun

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Sunday, October 4, 2009 9:55 AM

FLORALBUNNY


votey-bump again

bun

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