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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #7

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 10:30 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


This week we have a well-deserved victory by a returning champion of old, and a mighty-fine caption game orchestrating fella his own self...CUNNINGORANGETOQUE!



Congrats! Week's like last week are hard-earned victories...so many captions that were so. very. pretty!

Now on to week 7 and the tantalizing trio of Jayne, River and Simon!


SIMON: River! Don't look!
RIVER: Green apples and a plow!!!
JAYNE: God's balls...
MAL(OS): Close, Jayne, but it's just me. Saffron tricked me...again...

Right, now I know you ruttin' load of purple-belly lovin' reaver-bait can top that! Get to it!




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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 1:16 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


Jayne---"Stay right there numbnuts,or I'll kill you with my torch."

River and Simon----"Jayne, SHINE IT,SHINE IT!!!"

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 3:12 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.


All together: O-O-O-O-Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain! (etc.)


"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 3:19 PM

DEWRASTLER




River: They didn't lay down, they never lay down.
Simon: Is it Reavers?
Jayne: No, it's worse. It's the executives from FOX.

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People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 3:58 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA


Quote:

Originally posted by Dewrastler:


River: It's horrible
Simon: Oh my gosh, what is he thinking?
Jayne: Um, is there a reason you have no pants on Joss?

{{{*********~A footer is the closing of an article, not a kinky sex move~*********}}}

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 8:00 PM

MUTT999




Reactions were pretty much the same when Qmx announced the price of Serenity-The Big Damn Replica.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 10:47 PM

CHOLLETT


Adam: "Is that....a Crown Victoria?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 6:22 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:






The cast was shocked, shocked, to learn that Shana was still making Nathan's pants too tight...

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 10:54 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Jayne: Awwww hell no mister! I already got one of those exams.

OR

River: (Screams) Prophylaxis!!!!

OR

Jayne: That's two armies against
our one bitty cannon.



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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 12:29 PM

MUTT999




....but it was too late. The real attack came from behind, two by two, cans of blue.


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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 2:57 PM

ASARIAN




RIVER: ... T O Z L P E D
JAYNE: No ruttin' way! That eye chart is 100ft away!
SIMON: Well, she's a reader, what can I say!?


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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 3:25 PM

ASARIAN




They thought they'd seen it all: ugly men, vicious or blubberous, men with appetites too unseemly to speak on. But nothing quite prepares you for watching FOX screw yet another show.


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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 6:43 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




The crew could accept Saffron tricking Mal out of his clothes, but Wash, Book, and Zoe was too much to believe.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 1:37 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




RIVER: I sense a disturbance in the force!
SIMON: You mean like thousands of voices crying out and then suddenly being silenced?
RIVER: Actually, it's just a migraine.


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Thursday, August 6, 2009 5:48 AM

KHAMBILO


Quote:

Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Quote:

Originally posted by Dewrastler:


Jayne, Simon, and River's stint on "The Price is Right" became jaw-dropping when they won a trip to beautiful Londinium in their showcase.


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Thursday, August 6, 2009 10:08 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




ANNOUNCER: In the blue corner...from the crew of Serenity...Jayne Cobb and Simon & River Tam!!!
*applause*
ANNOUNCER: And in the red corner...direct from Miranda...the REAVERS!!!
*gasps*
JAYNE: Ooooh, I am so gonna get et...
SIMON: Oh, go se!
RIVER: Kill them with my brain....kill them with my brain...why isn't it working!??!!??

OR

SIMON: Yep, it's a cow fetus...
JAYNE: That's downright unsettlin'
RIVER: Kaylee is the best at charades.
SIMON: ...how does she fold herself like that?!

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 10:50 AM

KINGEICHOLZ


River: It's KING EICHOLZ he is sooo sexy
Simon: doesn't say anything he iz speachless
Jayne: I wish i was half the man EICHOLZ IS

REAL MAN

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 11:39 AM

DAVESHAYNE




Jayne: No ruttin' way. That has got to be 'shopped.
Simon: No, it's physically possible... just... unlikely. And somewhat repulsive.
River: I've seen it. I can't un-see it.

David

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'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 11:39 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Please excuse David for double posting. He has a condition. Signed Jayne's Mother.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 12:17 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Jayne: No ruttin' way. That has got to be 'shopped.
Simon: No, it's physically possible... just... unlikely. And somewhat repulsive.
River: I've seen it. I can't un-see it.



Oh god, I can't know that!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

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Friday, August 7, 2009 1:13 AM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




RIVER: ...early quantum state phenomenon...
SIMON: The Alliance is attacking us with...dinosaurs?!!?
JAYNE: Huh. Always pictured a t-rex to be, y'know, bigger...what is he, like three-foot-two?


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Friday, August 7, 2009 3:33 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE





With Wash and Book down injured, Kaylee lost in action, and Zoe out for revenge, the paint-balling weekend wasn't turning out to be the morale-building exercise that Mal had hoped.

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Friday, August 7, 2009 7:18 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




SIMON: Dear and fluffy lord!
JAYNE: Gorram, Shepherd, you look like an ice planet.
RIVER: I told you...too much hair...
BOOK(OS): Nice. I am so putting in a request with the Big Guy to get the "special hell" for all of you.

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Saturday, August 8, 2009 4:24 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT




"So there is kissing."

"You have no idea. And you never will."

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Saturday, August 8, 2009 5:36 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Jayne: "It's a Killer Rabbit"
Simon: "Don't tell me you didn't bring the Holy Hand Grenade."
River: "Run away!"

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Saturday, August 8, 2009 6:05 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Get those last minute submissions in!

I will choose finalists for voting sometime tonight (Sunday)...another tough week in deciding! ;)


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Sunday, August 9, 2009 5:03 AM

ASARIAN


Just for bumps:



RIVER: I got a strange sense of deja-vu about this caption contest.
SIMON: You mean, like we did this one before?
JAYNE: Saw that coming!


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Sunday, August 9, 2009 6:42 AM

TRAINBANDIT


Jayne: No! Those two are already too "close" without puttin' em on ruttin' Dancing with the Stars!

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Sunday, August 9, 2009 8:23 AM

ASARIAN


K, one more for the road.



RIVER: These are not the siblings you're looking for.
SIMON: River, I don't think...
BLUE HANDS (OS): These are not the siblings we're looking for. You can go about your business.
JAYNE: Huh?



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Sunday, August 9, 2009 8:59 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


What do we have here?

A bunch of browncoated, purplebellied, bluehanded, black sailin' captioneers in tightpants eager to vote?

Well have at it!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1105606



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Monday, August 10, 2009 8:28 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT


Get there and vote! Show your felloew Borwncoats what you like. Besides, it's FUN.

"It's my very favorite gun. I call it Vera."

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Monday, August 10, 2009 9:08 AM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Nothing like a vote bump powered by ringing endorsement!

:)

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Monday, August 10, 2009 9:11 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:

RIVER: I got a strange sense of deja-vu about this caption contest.
SIMON: You mean, like we did this one before?
JAYNE: Saw that coming!




Meant to say earlier, I appreciate the humor in this!

Consider that an honorary win!

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Monday, August 10, 2009 12:12 PM

DAVESHAYNE


http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1105606

Congratulations, I was selected to win a free iphone. Annoying ads are a tiny price to pay to vote for your favorite captions.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Monday, August 10, 2009 2:14 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Congratulations, I was selected to win a free iphone. Annoying ads are a tiny price to pay to vote for your favorite captions.



There are ads? Huh...maybe because I host the account I never see them. News to me. If there is a reliable ad-free free poll site, I'd be happy to switch to it.



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Monday, August 10, 2009 2:34 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
There are ads? Huh...maybe because I host the account I never see them. News to me. If there is a reliable ad-free free poll site, I'd be happy to switch to it.



Yes there are ads. I don't think you'll find a site that doesn't have 'em. No biggy except sometimes, like a lot of things in life, they can be mildly annoying.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009 3:46 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT


Results of the vote? So looking forward to another Caption Tightpants.

"I knew you let her kiss you."

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 2:02 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Yeah I think you can call this one. Looks like a landslide.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 10:56 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Sorry all...on it! Just been busy...evading the Alliance pinch ;)...it happens.

New CT coming post haste...


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